I was psyched to see how that turned out...
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I was psyched to see how that turned out...
me too, I finally had justification to call someone a jong
Well I for one think snowboarders are as bad as all the effete priapasms from Boulder Co.
What is relevant here is that the residents of Boulder (with other CO residents playing too) are having a cuntest to see who is the best effetelete (like athlete), for an upcoming super cuntest.
Whats worse than an effete priapasm? You thought this was a rhetorical question didn't you? No, No, The answer to this question lies at Alta, the Skiers Mountain. Effete Priapasms wanting, wishing, needing so bad to get off, their skis, and get it on, a snowboard and know the feeling. There are a lot of top notch effeteletes at Alta.
I am going to propose an Effetelete Contest between the head the top Effeteletes from Alta and Boulder. We will call it the Stroker award. Right now it is in BlurredElevens hands.
The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy deleted it.
Wow...the illuminati, right here on our forums!
Wonders never cease...
I thinking it was the Knights Templar
Or maybe the knights that say 'meep'.
snowboarders enjoy sucking penis
there now this is a snowboard bashing thread
Snowboarding is for chicks.
we should leave the snowboard gangsters alone and start trying to get rid of the jib kid gangsters. starting with Tanner Hall, the biggest gangster ever to come out of the hard streets of Montana.
Who has some snowboarder jokes?
Ya know, like "what do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?"
A: "Homeless"
I'm with Rick. I'd much rather rip on the Nu Skool Jib Gangstas. Ripping on snowboarders is soo 80's.
How many jibbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
20! 'Cause they're so goddamn stupid!
What's the difference between Sasquatch and a jibber with a brain?
People have actually seen Sasquatch.
Yeah pure jibbers are worse then boarders. They'll do 50 foot 720's in the park yet take them to the top of the mountain and they can't get down it without falling on their ass.
It all begins with a random act of kindness.
i am going to start wearing basketball jerseys this upcoming season, even if it's 30 below out...then i will just wear them over my jacket. i will have one for each day of the week and i will brush my hair over my face so you cannot see my eyes.
but really, i love snowboarding (it's what i do) skiing all of the extreme retarded fashion that has sprung out of it.....and i don't care if you jib, job, joob, pow, steep, snowlerblade, ski, snowboard, snowskate, jerk yourself off in smoke shacks...i love all even the gapers from texas in there giant fur indian robes and cowboy hats. diversity makes the world go round..same with the mountain and i mean really, what would all of you do without SOMEONE to make fun of???
now ready 1, 2, 3 attack me!!!!!!!!!!
No.
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Actually you make sense, but then again, i'm just a texas gaper with no skillz. Yo.
but don't worry this is what i look like when i snowboard...completely harmless.
http://www.mapleskiridge.com/images/abtsimg1_2.jpg
beefcake...kinda sexy.
CommanderWanker and Tri-stalkulate totally bone.
Funny how insecure the both of you are about Utah being shit compared to Colorado.
Ironic isn't asshole :)
I hate snowboarders and I hate Alta - I caught these snowboarders at Alta. I called the local police and they said that the boarders had special permits and could be on the mountain.
I asked what is the special permit? He said, well if you are a man, you just gotta have a dick. Well that explained the "no skier" thing at Alta this day:
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...pycropcrop.jpg
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...aker/P1774.jpg
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...aker/1761A.jpg
and yes I do love Tri-U.
Thanks for the hate. 'Cause, you know, all boarders are exactly the same.
I've snowboarded at Alta - they'll allow you up during Avy classes, and then you only get to ride down once, when the course is finished. Ooooh, huge impact. :rolleyes:
It was kinda fun seeing all the self-righteous skiers get pissed off, shouting and chasing the two two of us, since we were obviously only out to make trouble. Showing them my lift pass was oh so enjoyable.
FWIW, I board and ski, 50/50. Love them both just about equally. But what do I know, I'm ignorant and dumb and comb my hair over my eyes. ;)
Edit: Skiers suck too. ;) ;)
I skied down Albion basin last winter after an avy class with a snowboarder. I was expecting dozens of skiers to yell at her (or maybe even some physical violence), but nobody seemed to care at all. Then again, I always hear tourists on the lifts talking about how they come to Alta to get away from the snowboarders. Personally, I'd rather put up with snowboarders than tourists. As long as they're not Jewish.
She dont ski, and
Utopia, of course, is code for utah. :wink:
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit...5_bhall_04.jpg
Let me guess, you're an Italian? What you're Jewish? Ah, love your nails.
I want a horny little Jewish princess...Fah La La....
No idea what thread to put this in.
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https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/canadian-...-doj-1.7077172
One planker gone wrong, big headline eh