...hell!!!
96°f
yaccckkkk.
For a place that's s'posed to be in the mountains, 7,000' asl...:nonono2:
What're you up to?
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...hell!!!
96°f
yaccckkkk.
For a place that's s'posed to be in the mountains, 7,000' asl...:nonono2:
What're you up to?
Sitting in my air conditioned office before I get into my air conditioned truck and drive to my not air conditioned house.
2 out of three ain't bad.
My garden though is going fucking off.
My corn (which is supposed to be "knee high by the 4th of july) is titty high.
the devils mangoo
*this space reserved for requisite post on the perfection that is Seattle/Puget Sound during July and August*
In the interest of not cooking our new baby, we scored a window unit A/C. It was worth it, swamp cooler be damned.
So... your choice of "_____" word is titty?Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon boy
placing order for lemon boy corn (sweet?) ..................now
Deal with 20 straight days of near 100-degree temps AND 100% humidity (i.e. heat index between 105 and 115) and come tell me this is considered hot. I'll be the last one to complain about this weather. In fact, it feels cooler than it really is - weather.com tells me so.
85 in Jackson right now. Hiking yesterday was a sweatlodge. Partial fire restrictions going into place tomorrow in the park and forest. C'mon rain! [without the lightning...]
It's hotter outside than the inside of her cleavage:
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...l_CL-Reno1.jpg
September too :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stikki
It is SOO hot...
I am sweating like a lesbian at a cock fight.
I am sweating like AKPM at a spelling bee.
I am sweating like a fawn in iceman's lawn.
I am sweating like Squatch in a ceiling fan showroom.
I am sweating like Max Gosey in a terrain park.
I am sweating like Bklyn at a Couer d'Alene Luby's.
I am sweating like Roo at the valet stand.
I am sweating like SledNeckRipper at BCA meeting
I am sweating like Rontele.
Shall I go on?
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Originally Posted by FrankZappa
Yes and yes.
Don't count your ears yet. Corn and I have a disagreeable garden past. Fuckin shit is hard to grow....or not hard to grow, hard to get to produce.
amazing. you could also substitute sweating like AKPM in a buffet line. or...Quote:
Originally Posted by TeleHoar
I am sweating like irul&ublo as he logs into the NAMBLA website
I hear that. When I moved "down" here (from 9600 ft to below 8000) & with the combined mild temps I tried to grow some corn. Couldn't quite figure out why my rancher/farmer neighbors were all giggling at me when they'd drive by... 'til i fugured out YOU CAN'T GROW CORN HEREQuote:
Originally Posted by l b
But on the bright side: I did figure out where they grow that little tiny baby corn like you get in the salad bar... HERE! :biggrin:
Same with the tomatos.
Need heated greenhouse or go buy some pre-started stuff up here. - my unheated one baked 'em in the day & froze the shit out of 'em at nite.
Lettuce, broc & coliflower can make a killin here tho.
7PM OK. It's safe now to go out from my not AC cave of work to my not AC car & drive home to my not AC home.
0 out of 3
.....two rats fucking in a wool sock.
someone in my office introduced me to the phrase "hot enough to breed sheep..."
does that only come from here???? or are there other sheep breeders out there....?
72?? :)
It's hotter than Jessica Alba and Angela Jolie in a steam room right now out there.
Shit.
No AC in our house, so im sitting here trying to get a bunch of work done for the last week of summer classes. 2 fans, 1 on each side.
So I go to get a 12pack of pibbers to cool me down. Just a couple as I bust out a few papers. So refreshing. Unfortunately I drank 5 in about 45 minutes they were so nice. Looks like im gonna have to do some proof reading tommorow.
True story.
For the first time in a month it was below 95 here. 71 was the high. We finally got a cold front last night along with rain. I had forgotten what rain looked like. My garden is fuckin taking off. My okra is only thigh high and I can't keep up with cutting it. Same with the tomatoes and squash. The beans will be ready in a few weeks.
I don't rey to grow corn anymore, in the past few years there has not been enough rainfall and I just can't get the shit to grow with the sprinkler.
a highway road crew laying asphalt
All right, well it's not quite that hot, but 80F at 10:42pm is a bit beyond my liking.
Who said: "There's two seasons, Winter and July"
My truck has no ac. I think I might have to spend the 300bucks to fix it.
Denver is hot as a mother fucker (triple digits today) but still not as bad as the atl where I grew up. At least it's not humid here.
yeah but if you've lived here for x+ years it negates that advantage...
It said it was 101 at the bank two days ago. Not that I trust it. I do however feel the wall of thick hot air I have to penetrate everytime I go outside. It feels terrible
it's so hot outside, i'm expecting blurred to post "damn guys, this global warming is killing us" any second now :D
At least your shit aint on fire.
Yes, please do. Good stuff. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TeleHoar
Can you just do it for say... the top one or two hundred posters?
It's been unseasonably cold here in NH. Right now it about 65F. The other night it was around 50F.
Zappa-
My old BII had air conditioning. Well…really it was a squirt bottle labled "A/C" that I used to mist myself driving around in the summer. Works great.
I would expect a man of your considerable mechanical prowess could redneck up a solid swamp cooler for the shop, recognizing that there's no way your wife would let you pull that shit at the house.
I bet you could grow berries like a mofo up there, maybe watermelon/cantalope?
It is so hot that all of Rontele's aliases have chipped in to buy him an air conditioner.
It is so hot that Blurred is Flirting with maggettes just for the icey stares from SheRa.
It is so hot that Splat has stopped pressing skis to press his shorts.
It is so hot that Snapper and Beaver are posting pics of naked glaciers.
It is so hot that Freaks~is actually in~a~creek.
It is so hot that Punani is trolling frigid cougars.
It is so hot that Roo has installed a performance chip on the swamp cooler.
It is so hot that Basom is no longer killin' it, he is in fact now chillin' it.
It is so hot that Hot Tate is only working on refrigerated trailers.
It is so hot that David Witherspoon is only posting "See!"
It is so hot that people are hanging out with AKPM...just for the shade.
It is so hot that IskiBC is only posting pictures of the sun going DOWN.
It is so hot that Danno, Maker's TeleMark, and other lawyer mags are no longer chasing ambulances, but instead, are now chasing the ice cream man.
:D
I'm sweating like a Mormon missionary when ONS answers the door.
Yeah, the bottle sounds like better money/time spent. There's AC equip on the old SAAB but it ran out of freon years ago and for a place where you can count the days you need it on one hand I figured I'd just pull the belt to the condensor and suffer now & then.Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon boy
I'm not gonna invest in a building thats not mine and is el-junk-o too. Just keep the industrial fan in the vent and get it fired up early in the AM and try to capture all the cool air I can for the day.
Don't ever hear about anybody doin melons up here. I think the un-frosty season is only 90-100 days. S-berries I hear do good down here in town & also up by my place which is a thousand ft higher. Grass, alphalpha & tumbleweeds are the dominate crops (and they totally took back the garden I had) but it's getting hard to find livestock to mow for you since all the ranches are converted to growing 2nd & 3rd homes now-a-days. All this water will be next to leave - it'll be down there in the front range some place pretty soon.
I'm sweating like it's the days after forgetting to wear a jimmie hat and your phone keeps ringing from the same number but you don't answer it.
Well I wuz figuring you could spend about 30 bucks making a cooler.
You should raise a calf every year and loan him/her out for lawn mowing at the ranchettes :)
As for melons, I really don't know, they like the hot but don't recall how they do with cool nights. There's a strain of tomato called "Siberia" that we're trying out this year, apparently it'll set fruit as low as 38*F.
S. Platte's been bank full for 2 months now.
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Originally Posted by TeleHoar
PPS
Keep it coming Scotty. Enjoying this very much.:D
You are broadcasting this over the air too I presume.
But of course...Quote:
Originally Posted by FrankZappa
All my listeners lurk at TGR!:D
it's so hot, I don't even have a joke
it's hot
it's 106 according to the temp gauge.
Not funny
I like summer,
I like chicks in bikinis
I like bbqs
I like my bikes
I like swimming
but shit dude,
it's 106
2 1/2 foot pow day please.
my husky mix is pretty pissed off.
the other kid (pictured below) loves getting shot in
the face with the hose. Perma-stoked. The old dog and
I....
2 foot pow day please.
Paging Telehoar for updates bump my own thread cause it's so hot out these days thing to do.
It's so hot out I need windshield wipers on the inside of my glasses.
It's so hot that ceiling cat is not watching you masturbate.
Pappa G- It might get warm in NJ and the Least Coast but come on, I was born and raised in Alabama. It was 104 yesterday with 71% humidity. ICK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio
On a lighter note, it is the dog days up here now too....we made it to 80 yesterday!
It's hotter than a crotch.
Now that is what I was expecting when I read the "no one else thinks she is hot but you would hit it link". Ah... hope that isn't your girl I just insulted:pQuote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra