Dear god, why?
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Dear god, why?
agreed, paddleboarding was the vogue kewl thang to do in OBX when we were there a month ago ....GHEY !!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
done right, paddleboarding looks pretty sweet, tho.
maybe just for those knee high sets, it beats paddling...but knee high sets....I'll pass:rolleyes: get a canoe and stand up
Yeah, I can't figure out what the allure is to those things.Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
It seems to me though that everybody I see on them are either newbie kooks or veteran watermen.
I saw Laird on one at the 'Bu but he also does tow-in which I disdain.
As for me, the less gear the better.
Trunks and a board is all I need.
~I do wear a wetsuit when it's cold and a leash when it's crowded.
Longboarding is waaaaaay fun.
Longboarding is to Chess, as shortboarding is to an X-Box.
Both are fun, but require different moves.
Former Gorge rats represented well in the footage, Levi and KP.
:cool:
Hmmm...That's an interesting analogy you've made there.Quote:
Originally Posted by dn4989
A pretty smart kid I know made this one:
Snowboarding is for people who skateboard.
Skateboarding is for people who don't surf.
We have a 10' C.I. stand up paddle fish on our consignment rack at work i've been wanting to try out. Just once?
matt and trip from real are making the paddleboards look pretty fun. click on the video and the slideshowQuote:
Originally Posted by seanpistol
http://www.realkiteboarding.com/inde...productID=8162
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Originally Posted by SkiTopanga
That's funny! :D
meth is for rockstar skaters who haven't found religion yet
I'm sure stand up has its place but that was painful to watch Laird flounder in those conditions. I was releived when someone had the good sense to rig up and sail it.
paddleboard heavenQuote:
Originally Posted by SJP
I clicked on the link to to find the answer to this question.Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
I've seen Rob Machado out on one at Seaside and Cardiff a few times. It seems to make sense only for him:
Loaded former WCT pro with sweet oceanfront house, too much time to kill and a powerful inducement to continue propogating the very marketable underground-soul mystique.
Sure looks boring, though.
Amazing the number of lemmings that will followQuote:
Originally Posted by Brocktoon
I was trying to figure out why you'd buy one of those instead of a surf kayak, or just a plain kayak. If the surf is that shitty....
Any of you seen the shaping bay video for the biscuit on channel island's website?
No, what's the deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by seanpistol
I'll explain it 4 you. If your well rounded and have vareity in your life, you can ride and enjoy all kinds of conditions, women and water activities like, kayak, short board, long board, stand up board, snowboard, etc, etc....whatever. If you don't get the "Variety" factor, you won't get "it" because you need your "Click" "group" "whatever"so you can feel like somebody...like you belong and so you feel smart and special-eR than everybody else... And "Clicks" are great for chicks and fags. Men respect each other and the water. So, If you don't get "it" you won't and in your mind you'll always be right. Dead right....so go back to starbucks and sit and talk about not getting "it" and how right you were...and how wrong this post was.
how much do you make selling "it" to all of us?
I say they're only OK when waves are too small to paddle. Unfortunately, they have made their way out into the lineup at places like Laniakea now. It was bad enough that guys used to ride their 9'6 guns when it was only four feet, now we have people stand up paddling?
One of the many reasons why I only surfed country a few times this year.
Cj00whoeverface...want some cheese with your whine? I could care less if anybody or u ever bought anything. Less on the sea's the better. But the Bitterness? Bro, give it a rest. The only person your kidding is yourself. When's the last time you really enjoyed a day surfing at the beach without the scarcity mind set? Beach, beach, beach, me, me,me, it's coke whore talk.
hehehehehe
thats funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiTopanga
did he have his dvd crew with him capturing his greatness?
You're whining.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackJack
And besides, you have no idea what I do.
Actually, not in the slightest. He was just sitting(or standing rather)on the outside getting waves.Quote:
Originally Posted by skierX
Also, not that he needs me to defend him but I casually introduced myself to him one morning after we had both finished breakfasting at a local eatery where we had an exchange that lasted for no more than probably 60 seconds.
He acted like a polite and courteous grown up.
THAR SHE BLOWS !Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
I went kitesurfing on a surfboard today, dawn patrol (OK, 8am)
and it was..... sorta fun.
Lighten up , francis.......:rolleyes: 70's vintage G&S 7'4"
11 miles on the stand up board 2day. Zuma to Santa Monica.....8 dolphine ..4 seals..1 triatholon chick ..and about 45 to 50 guys in one line up at surfrider. Weekends? standup board. weekdays? surf. thank Neptune, I don't punch a clock....I feel like I'm movin faster on my SUB than the sea kayaks, wouldn't they be faster, with two blades and all? Want to paddle from Ventura to Anacapa Island..12 miles..by the way...4 me I think it's the view and the work out. standing seeing whats under me and beyond plus the horison. peace
it's spelled "clique", unless you're referring to kilometers.
was your dad Bootstrap Bill Turner ?
Ahhhh isn't that sweet....u girls spell check.
Sweet, I've been picking on monkey spawn
Did your dad bone Marsha?
was your dad Bootstrap Bill Turner ?
>>> blackJack
Nah he was Davey Jones...
I thought you may have been related to Peter Dork.
Yeah, spellcheck is for girls.
SR: the 'Bu was fun this morning, low tide and all.
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Originally Posted by blackJack
Try to Gina first. The first oil platform off Oxnard. The channel can get rough so pick your day.
I smell a victim.:eek:
"This guy is hardcore, souled-out, on fire for Jesus Christ, AND he skateboards!"Quote:
Originally Posted by willywhit
That shit is deep.
[QUOTE=greenroom;1300447]Try to Gina first. The first oil platform off Oxnard. The channel can get rough so pick your day.
Thanks.
Skitopanga, I knew you had a crush me and this is a stand up paddle board post, plus I don't play for the other team. I'm sure u'll find your orlando bloom one day. it's just not me. We're all rootin 4 ya though. good luck!
blackJack;
Skitopanga, I knew you had a crush me and this is a stand up paddle board post, plus I don't play for the other team. I'm sure u'll find your orlando bloom one day. it's just not me. We're all rootin 4 ya though. good luck![/QUOTE]
Don't flatter yourself.
Now, was it the spell check thing that got ya?
Or that we dissed your daddy?
The dissin the Dad, did it.
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
still plenny of black chunks floating out there ? you know, from the petroleum barges and stuff.....so cal .....so beautiful
Uh oh, now he's gonna think that you're hitting on him too.
I bet guys hit on him all the time and that's why he is the way he is.
Maybe it's the neighborhood he hangs out in.
:eek: the flag was a dead giveawayQuote:
Originally Posted by SkiTopanga
Disney Presents The 100 Lives of Black Jack Savage
you thilly thavage!