operation stop drinking my milk

So my roommates are dicks and always drink my milk and never replace it. I am currently trying the subtle tactic of using a sharpie and writing "stop drinking my milk asshole!" on the jug.

If their actions continue and I find my milk being consumed faster than my morning bowl of cereal what is my next course of action?

Should I move right into operation shit your brains out and put exlax in it to get the point across, or is that moving to quickly.

and no... just asking them to stop drinking my milk is not an option. I asked the chubaka like roomy to clean the hair out of the drain when done showering... he now takes the hair out of the drain and puts it on the shower wall ....

discuss

4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

Drink directly out of the jug and backwash. It won't fix the problem but you'll get a good laugh out of it.

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Originally Posted by Viva

4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

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unsure what this means so i am dismissing it and do not consider it a valid point

keep some at room temp for about a week. Then switch them

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Originally Posted by DJSapp

Drink directly out of the jug and backwash. It won't fix the problem but you'll get a good laugh out of it.

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Do so in front of your roommates. Unfortunately this method id not recommended with Gallon Jugs, as you'll have cheese before too long.

Otherwise just help yourself to their shit. If they only have stuff you don't like take it out of the fridge (in front of them) and throw it away/dump it down the drain. When confronted ask them what the difference is between your actions and theirs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_of_magnesia

"Available over-the-counter, milk of magnesia is primarily used in alleviating constipation, but can also be used to relieve indigestion and heartburn. When taken internally by mouth as a laxative, the osmotic force of the magnesia suspension acts to draw fluids from the body and to retain those already within the lumen of the intestine, serving to distend the bowel, thus stimulating nerves within the colon wall, inducing peristalsis and resulting in evacuation of colonic contents."

You should poison them.

Dude at my husband's frat house had the same problem. So he decided to spit into his milk (when house-mates were present) and write in black marker "I spit into my milk" on the jug.

I laughed like crazy b/c I never took his milk. But some of the guys in the house did not find it so funny.

Sprite
(and after that, I wonder what they did to that milk when he wasn't lookin! :eek: )

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Originally Posted by snowsprite

(and after that, I wonder what they did to that milk when he wasn't lookin! :eek: )

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bwhahah ... never thought about that point... hmm must reconsider options...

Photos of yourself pissing into the milk jug, to be put on fridge after they drink your milk again. Doesn't actually have to be the same jug.

Defintley drink right out of the jug. Do it in front of them. If that doesnt do it, fake a hacking cough and drink out of the bottle. If they ask, just tell them to get their own milk

let some sour and place it back in the fridge and add some good milk too it.
also you could involve a substance that will cause the milk to really go through them or simply buy dehydrated milk and add water or use beer.

get different roommates.

seriously, after any retailiation you take, how do you know they won't spit, piss, etc into your milk?

^^^ leaving my place at the end of march...

Vinegar or lemon in the milk will sour it with out making it really stink like sour milk. Just leave enough for them to drink in the bottom of a jug.

Add syrup of ipecac.

Pshhh, pussies - do it like true americans : Mac10 to the face.

edg

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Originally Posted by ptavv

Add syrup of ipecac.

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Most solid idea yet!

soylent green beat me to it.

Take a picture of yourself peeing into a fresh gallon of milk. Don't pee too much, though. You don't really want them to be able to taste it.

Once they have consumed a portion of that milk, attach the picture to the jug and leave it in the fridge for a few more days.








And prepare yourself for serious retaliation.
It might be best to wait until your last day there. Then, just leave the picture as a sort of momento. Something to remember you by.

Threaten to take a dump in their shoes. There is nothing worse than wondering everytime you put on your shoes if there is going to be a big steamer at the toe.

If you drink whole or 2% put skim/half&half/soy milk in the jug, most people who are only used to one kind of milk can't stand a different kind.

Nothing like a few hits of liquid LSD to make them think about their transgressions.

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Originally Posted by rideit

Nothing like a few hits of liquid LSD to make them think about their transgressions.

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or arsenic

some killer ideas. i would just punch em in the face. if that don't work then i like the shit in the shoe idea.

When I was in college and had similar roommate problems, I did as Sprite suggested and wrote on the jug "I spit in the milk". When I returned from class there was an added message "So did I."

I ended up just getting a dorm fridge that I kept in my room.

The method: Recommend you use a cardboard carton for this, gallon jug probably wont work.

1. Wait until everyone is sitting around, watching tv or something.

2. Go to kitchen, get a new carton of milk.

3. Stand in the kitchen doorway and pull down your pants. Ask if anyone wants a glass of milk. As you ask, open the container and drop your dick into the carton.

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Originally Posted by farmasea

When I was in college and had similar roommate problems, I did as Sprite suggested and wrote on the jug "I spit in the milk". When I returned from class there was an added message "So did I."

I ended up just getting a dorm fridge that I kept in my room.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^ Deja Vu for me in college

you need a small fridge in your room

Visine

Tasteless...odorless...and comes out just like it went in...

Jerk off in the milk jug. When you tell them they just topped their Fruity-Os off with your seed, they'll either give you the beating of your life (not likely for a peace-loving hippie), or decide you're too mental to live with and move out. Either way, it's a good attention-getter.

Know any ladies who are breast feeding? Those would be fun pictures to put on the fridge.

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Originally Posted by LegoSkier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_of_magnesia

"Available over-the-counter, milk of magnesia is primarily used in alleviating constipation, but can also be used to relieve indigestion and heartburn. When taken internally by mouth as a laxative, the osmotic force of the magnesia suspension acts to draw fluids from the body and to retain those already within the lumen of the intestine, serving to distend the bowel, thus stimulating nerves within the colon wall, inducing peristalsis and resulting in evacuation of colonic contents."

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So basically diarrhea, You could just dump some windex in the milk.

I'd probably make a half jiz half milk mixture

Fuck milk. If they were drinking my beer I'd be pissed off.

Seriously they sound like complete dicks. Better luck with your next set of roommates.