Go ahead. Challenge yourself. Try a different tact. Stop giving your usual response. Because most of you are fucking boring.
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Go ahead. Challenge yourself. Try a different tact. Stop giving your usual response. Because most of you are fucking boring.
Does that sorta sound like a Haiku to anyone else?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
I just wanked my dinkle over a picture of Tera Patrick with Mildbill's head photoshopped on.
It was new and kinda weird, but I did love it.
Fuck off Roo, your're gayer than Bob Saget.
I smoked shwag. :(
Was Bill smiling?Quote:
Originally Posted by Roo
Boring....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rascal King
Bill's tin-foil hat is super-tingly right now, no doubt.
was it regular bill or shrieking-in-boot-pain bill? inquiring minds want to know.
(((((Buster)))))
Kickin' myself for not skiing this weekend. What happened to carpe skiem?
It's weird how worrying about cancer/biopsies can knock you off your kilter.
He'd just stomped a landing on his mountain bike and looking happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu Gotz
I may be boring but at least I'm not old....
like you!
:)
I love you guys.
I'm only here to sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
Boring? Yes. But it's a job.
LB, you're decidedly not boring even though I am old. And with age brings fatigue of the same old shallow shit produced by legions of witless clumps of cat litter that feign some feeble glimmer of cognition. Vast wads of chumpmodons, chawing bales of mass produced media, spewing bilious streams of thin but glossy shit that passes for reparte'.
No fighting in the war room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mofro261
OOOH, can I borrow your thesaurus? PRETTY PLEASE!?
this is why you write code and not prose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
Aw c'mon, most of thems werds iz made up ennyvey. Oi gevarlt, Schuman, smack me iwth a geveltefish and slather me in haggis drippings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lani
Dredge me in pussy freshner, deep fry me and set me up selling shoes.
I plan to try something new with this spell of weather we have coming...
in bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
remember that game from jr. high?
Like blowing it out your Zephyr window?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lani
Boo!
:cool:
For fucks sake, Marshmont, break out of character. Besides:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Cop
npad 2
push ebp
mov ebp, esp
mov eax, DWORD PTR _WsxSessionInfoHead$[ebp]
cmp DWORD PTR [eax], 0
jne SHORT $LN3@SuckMeManag@2
push esi
push edi
push 16 ; 00000010H
pop edi
push edi
call _malloc
mov esi, eax
test esi, esi
pop ecx
je SHORT $LN7@SuckMeManag@2
push ebx
push 0
mov DWORD PTR [esi], edi
mov ebx, OFFSET ?BlowFlatulentTubasFree@@YGHPAX0@Z ; BlowFlatulentTubasFree
push ebx
mov edi, OFFSET ?BlowFlatulentTubasAlloc@@YGPAXPAXK@Z ; BlowFlatulentTubasAlloc
push edi
push 16 ; 00000010H
push 16 ; 00000010H
call ?MemoryInit@@YGPAU__MEM_HEAD@@HHP6GPAXPAXK@ZP6GH00 @Z0@Z ; MemoryInit
test eax, eax
mov DWORD PTR [esi+8], eax
je SHORT $LN1@SuckMeManag@2
push 0
push ebx
push edi
push 16 ; 00000010H
push OFFSET ?SessionInfoCompareId@@YGHT__POTYPE@@0@Z ; SessionInfoCompareId
call ?ListInit@@YGPAU__LIST_HEAD@@P6GHT__POTYPE@@0@ZHP6 GPAXPAXK@ZP6GH22@Z2@Z ; ListInit
test eax, eax
mov DWORD PTR [esi+12], eax
je SHORT $LN1@SuckMeManag@2
mov eax, DWORD PTR _BlowFlatulentTubasHead$[ebp]
mov DWORD PTR [eax], esi
jmp SHORT $LN9@SuckMeManag@2
push esi
00 00 call ?SuckMeManageSessionInfoTerminate@@YGXPAU__WSX_SES SION_INFO_HEAD@@@Z ; SuckMeManageSessionInfoTerminate
$LN9@SuckMeManag@2:
00064 5b pop ebx
$LN7@SuckMeManag@2:
00065 5f pop edi
00066 5e pop esi
$LN3@SuckMeManag@2:
00067 5d pop ebp
00068 c2 04 00 ret 4
in bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
321
Dearest Tired Aphorisms,
You're not going to find this shit in a thesaurus. Or any kind of dinosaur.
Maybe a kind turd, a note on a day, a helpful answer, a waxed pundenda, recipes, your high school goalpost with a picture of the homecoming queen wrapped in tinsel and gold. Whatever.
But for fucks sake, isn't the same old crap just boring? So sackless there's nothing else?
I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... Actually...meh. Fuck that.
Oh really?? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurricane
How are you any different than the other dipshits?
in bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurricane
321
For God's sake, stop talking to yourself.
Oxycodone!
Well, props to you d00d. That's sacking up. Now, been getting any good lately? Got a story? A stinky fuck? Fresh steep powline? A crisp sunrise?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurricane
Blow away these shitsacks, c'mon, if you've got it.
Pestering perforce personalized paroxysm of performance perfecting...practically predicts Pareto's paradigm: parabolic paranoia
I got the Drunken Noodles instead of the Phad Thai the other night.
Every time I get the Tom Kah anywhere but Thai Tom I'm so sorely disappointed.
Hey Bender and CyberCop! Apparently we're all the same person according to this stallion-
http://scoopsnoodle.com/mentalsquare/1/gloss044-01.jpg
Can I have my panties back?
I had some beers with Def Jef again last night. The dude is actually alright for a wannabe wigger. Can't drink for shit though. Dude was plastered after 2 shots of Jack and a couple of beers.
You, phUnk and your fucking conic sections...first ellipses, now parabolas and other deadly African Violets.Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon boy
You have to write this shit all day long to make money?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
You must have to cry yourself to sleep everynight. :)
Where?...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lani
consonance is like your assonance, only different.