Whats that you're listening to?
Iron Maiden
Necrophagist
Cannibal Corpse
Slayer (obligatory)
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Whats that you're listening to?
Iron Maiden
Necrophagist
Cannibal Corpse
Slayer (obligatory)
Maiden-Powerslave
Ozzy-Speak Of The Devil
Hellhammer, Drudkh, Craft, Leviathan, VON, Ildjarn, Burzum, Blondie....
The only metal I listen to is old Sabbath and Corruption of Consumption
Let's see...
Faith No More
Fear Factory
Helmet
Mushroomhead
RATM
Rammstein
Sevendust
The Union Underground
White Zombie
also... chronixaradio.com anyone?
In my player right now:
Slayer - Christ Illusion
All That Remains - The Fall Of Ideals
Killswitch Engage - As Daylight Dies
The Crown - Deathrace King
Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill
Right now I'm listening to "Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath" by Impaled Northern Moonforest.
:FIREdevil Hail the Necrowizzard!!!!:FIREdevil :[
Inverted Necrogoat - "666 Angels Being Slaughtered on God's Rotting Throne"
:FIREdevil :[ :FIREdevil
Blasphemous Arctic Fjord of Frost - "Shake a Baby"
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6rim 6oat 6angbang - "Seal Clubbers Being Devoured by the Demonically Possessed Grim and Frostbitten Seals of Hjslvbertasmehorp While Necrobobsledders Look On in a Very Grim and Frostbitten Manner".
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Northern Frostbitten Moontyrant - "Scheissekrig"
Necrosnow - "Fjelltronnen Av Morke"
Are they as good as Corrosion of Conformity?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Frostbitten Yeti Cock - "Grim Necroyeti Devouring the Brains of Jesus Amidst Blasphemous Necrocaves of Guinness"
Upsidedown Church - "Organ Harvesters"
:FIREdevil :[ :FIREdevil
Inverted Hellcarcass - "Norwegian Necrobobsledder Praising the Satanic Chilly Necroflesh Upon the Black and Perpetual Necromountian of the Northern Goat"
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Northernmost Antarctic Freezer - "Kill Them"
I think Jer is satan's right hand man.
Jer is using a name generator from the Impaled Northern Moonforest website to come up with those.
At the Gates
I like tame metal, like Metallica, Tool, and Godsmack. Hey, whadya want, I'm an old lady.
Sorry,my God loving friend, but they are all real bands/songs. The INM song title generator has been down for quite awhile. I blame Jesus. Impaled Northern Moonforest isn't the only ABM band out there (although they do crush most Christian turd chewing poserbands!).Quote:
Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster
Goatfrost - "Wind Atop the Mountain of Guff"
:FIREdevil Trve :[ Kvlt:FIREdevil
Hatebreed
Old sabbath
Kingdom of Sorrow (looking forward to the full album)
The Ocean
some Opeth
older Slayer
Machine Head
Wow, I had no idea ABM had gotten so far out of hand. Are these groups on Grim Records actually making real music or are they just copying INM's improvised crap? If they are, ouch, that is neither trve nor cvlt (or is it? BM seems to reward unoriginality).
I much prefer the gloriousness of Putnam's song titles from Anal Cunt: "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It", "You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This", "Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band", "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" and "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid".
I did, however, wear an Impaled Northern Moonforest shirt to a Cradle concert to make fun of the mall goths.
Anyways, back to the OP's question. This week I've mostly been listening to Martyr, Theory in Practice, Antaeus and Brutal Truth and Windir.
All Hail the Necrowizard!
Making real music is for corporate poserfags. :[Quote:
Originally Posted by Blashyrkh
You went to a CoF concert? And admit to it? I hope you didn't contract AIDS.
Agreed on Hailing the Necrowizard, tho.
HAIL THE NECRO WIZARD!
HAIL BARBARO!
The Who - "Who's Next"
In Flames
Dimmu Borgir
One that Jer forgot:
GWAR
Damn! I finally revealed my hard-on for Dani Filth. He's just so little and cute and gremlin like with his tiny little body and huge head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Seriously though, Arch Enemy was opening and I went to oogle Angela's titties. The only grim and frostbitten part of that show was waiting outside in line for an hour during a -20 Calgary winter cold snap.
...the hall was pretty drafty too. That was pretty frostbitten I guess.
ALL HAIL THE NECROWIZARD! HAIL!
That is pretty grim. You should have stood on your head so it would be inverted too. :[Quote:
Originally Posted by Blashyrkh
A Flock of Seagulls - "Listen"
thats ALL HAIL THE NECROWIZARD! BOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blashyrkh
god.
fucking INM jongs. :the_finge
Craft - "Terror Propaganda" The vokillist is capable of some really inhuman shrieking. Plus the cover looks just like "Transilvanian Hunger".
AWWW SNAP! You sure JONGed us with your INM etiquette steeze. I concede that you are a bigger fan than I, Oh mighty inverted priest defiler. Although, I doubt you have an INM t-shirt. I do. Wanna touch me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster
For inhuman BM screaches I have to go with my old standby Hat's (haha) vokills on Gorgoroth's Pentagram. Those guys are total sellouts and very un-grim, but damn, I doubt Hat talked for a month after recording that album.
The grimmest, most inverted and blasphemous thing ever recorded, however, is the BOING! noise Taake uses on Over Björgvin Gråter Himmerik. That just kills it. BOING!
I'm laughing a grim and blasphemous laugh here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blashyrkh
Gororoth was a good band back then - they only turned gay after Hat's departure. How about Garm (aka Christian Rigg) on Ulver's "Natten's Madrigal"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blashyrkh
The frostbitten jaw harp. Enslaved used the evil jaw harp as well as Mannegarm and Wongraven (not BM,but grim nonetheless). The digereedoo (almost certianly spelled thet wrong) intro on Nargaroth's "Geleibte des Regens" is grim as well.Quote:
The grimmest, most inverted and blasphemous thing ever recorded, however, is the BOING! noise Taake uses on Over Björgvin Gråter Himmerik. That just kills it. BOING!
The Doors - "The Soft Parade"
Yes, Garm's vocals are raw and frostbitten indeed. I love the rumours about how he recorded that album in the middle of the Carpathian Forest on a four track. Not likely, but kvlt and trve none the less.
Did Garm do both clean vocals and inhuman screaches on Borknagar's The Olden Domain? If so, wow. That dude's got some impressive lungs.
Nice elite BM namedrop session here. I love how all internet black metal conversations turn into people proclaiming their eliteness by listing off a bunch of Norwegian garage bands nobody's heard of before. Not that I'm complaining, but I find it amusing how eliteness directly corresponds with how obscure, unknown, poorly produced and "evil" the bands are.
And another thing, I wonder how many of these bands would get pissed off if you asked them why they're playing a Jew harp? :fm: Fucking Norwegians.
Anyways, I'm listening to this:
Antaeus - Cut Your Flesh and Worship Satan :FIREdevil
Hell, I'm actually cutting my flesh and worshipping Satan!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blashyrkh
Yeah, well now I'm Masturbating the War God. Black Metal's for sissies anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
ALL HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
ALL HAIL SETH!
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Opeth. Seriously, it is everything you would ever want in a band.