Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

I ganked this post from that other place.

Vote your favorites on the TGR board here! Pull the dick out your throat and vote!


1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Dexter Rutecki

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, Iceman, Bad Roo

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

LaserAnimal, Shera, and ISkiinbounds. :)

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

MD9, Alkasqualik

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

TJ Burk

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Can't think of the name

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

What's a Castro? Got a cigar?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Iceman & Bad_roo (Pinner gets an honorable mention)

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

The Baker crew

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk




I'll remember others soon I'm sure and revise the list.

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1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

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Alright, I'll start this one out. My vote for this category goes to Ogre:D

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Originally posted by Blurred Elevens

Pull the dick out your throat and vote!

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You go first.

C'mon blurred... that's just asking for it man. ;)

Guess the three of has have a mouth full....

there you go girls...:)

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Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
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5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

TJ Burk



10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk


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11. Most incompetent.

Burred, because he can't even get the spelling of names right on his own trolling thread. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
there you go girls...:)

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you make the thought of giving a blow job not so appealing...you just don't care what you say on here do you blurred?

Heh, made me laugh though!:D

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster in terms of actual knowledge, but not attitude. Man is cool as shit.

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Tie between Pinner and Icemang?

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Definitely Yossarian!

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Evil E, Blurred? East Vail has some burly terrain, and it seems like this duo has been sacking up for it of late.

(Alka has been in a flick, BakerBoy has been in the mags, MD9 has a spancership, phUnk a spancership and a flick appearance, and I don't have to "imagine" how stupid good DanTheMan, Z, powho, and all the other rippers are cause I've seen 'em in person).

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Elmer Dinkle

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Dr. Reverend Busta Cornhole TrueIce, Inc.

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

I'll take a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

RooIce, fo shizzy.

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Owens Never Sleeps, thank god.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

Lame Trolls.

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Originally posted by TJ.Brk
11. Most incompetent.

Burred, because he can't even get the spelling of names right on his own trolling thread. :rolleyes:

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Dpps?

I see you are paying attention over there Blurred. That award thread was just one of the many good ones that I ran across.

This thread makes me a bit sad, thinking of all the good stuff that went down the drain over there. But it's cool that the Rev's original post still survives. Kudos to those bumping what's left of the good stuff over there. And now to vote:

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

SSSDave for technical-type shit, Buster overall, as always.

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Depends on your definition, I guess. I give it to Blurred, he's not afraid to mix it up.

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

That vicarious dude over there, unless he is phUnk, in which case not.

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

MD9, Alkasqualik, phUnk, Dantheman, Bakerboy, Telepath, Hop. (In no particular order)

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

TJ Burk and Brett. Sorry, fellas.

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Yossarian. But he hardly posts anymore, and I hate that.

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Celine Dion. Or somebody. How the hell do I know?

8. Richard Pryor Award (funniest)

Gotta go with Roo.

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Yossarian, Woodsy, Rev, Cornholio, Roo, Buster, others. Can't pick one

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

Gots to be me.

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Originally posted by altachic
the thought of giving a blow job not so appealing...
:D

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Something that has been noted to be a common thought amongst a large percentage of women in Utah...ranks right up there with caffeine intake.

Back to Blurred's nominations....

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster - dude's got a big old brain on him. Could Teej have some of the surplus?

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Check me out! Can only be SuPu

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Endless. He's just a figment of phUnk's mad photoshop skills.

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Glisseur - I tried to follow this guy in La Grave and he's just supercharged.

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

RossiBCBitch - only minion I've ever put the block on

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Cletus writes some entertaining stuff. Truth too when he gets down to it. Gincognito has a whole bunch of soul and if we could persuade Mulletizer to write more it'd be cool.

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

I heart the Bay Area.

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

I find Blurred pretty funny. Sometimes inadvertently but the Vicarious Reacharound post was maybe the funniest thing on here for a while. For my juvenile sense of humour anyway.
Always get a chuckle out of Ice, phUnk and Pinner (anticipating a scathing remark about 'beauty contests' from him some time soon).

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Tom'n'Phil gotta take the top step on this podium. We all like to step it up now and again but for most cumulative hours logged in the Squeaky Bum Zone these guys have got us all beat.

Aside from that the Rev deserves a nod for setting the Plakespear Goes Heliskiing wheels in motion. Plus any other conspirators on this one.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Whoever it was who wished altachic a blown knee. Majorly weak.

I nominate a new category:

Best PMag Bumper in time of Need

Ogre, Freakofsnow

:D

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Originally posted by FreakofSnow
I nominate a new category:

Best PMag Bumper in time of Need

Ogre, Freakofsnow

:D

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Seconded!

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Cornholio

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Truth

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Sluffhunter (where's he been?)

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Flingle

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Max Gosey (keeps the pmag board entertaining in a sick way though)

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Splat!

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

lay, tuck, tuck

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Bad_roo

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Odin, Chris Owens, MD9, Altachic

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

Anyone who takes him/herself too seriously

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

SupehstAH!

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Unfortunately - me. No more for this year

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Idris/Flingle

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

SledNeck

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Pinner

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Spread...Twister...Spread...

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Phunk, SuPu, Drugged_Monkey (Dude! Step UP!!)

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

The Reverend for one of the coolest things I've ever been involved in. Enjoy, Plakespeare & AC!

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

The asshole that deleted the posts "over there" and started the migration.

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Originally posted by Karl Stall
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Sluffhunter (where's he been?)

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A little harsh given how fucked up the injuries to his leg were/are. :rolleyes: Don't know if that was quite what you meant...

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Originally posted by bad_roo
9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Aside from that the Rev deserves a nod for setting the Plakespear Goes Heliskiing wheels in motion. Plus any other conspirators on this one.

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Totally the Rev and Cletus! They get my vote.

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

I dunno I guess me I do disscuss calculus more than skiing with my friends

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Me I'm such a poser

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Ripzalot

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

phUnk (is he pro yet?)

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Rossi BC bitch

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Spat

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Dafny twist twist spread

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

DINMS and Blurred 11s

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

ONS and odin

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk (just cause hes a yankees fan)

New category-

Best artvar:

Steepconcrete (he still around that titty rubbing action was primo)

Most likely to instigate an irrelevant 'Don't Posthole The Traverse Track' Argument:

AK Powder Monkey

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Originally posted by bad_roo
That was good.

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[Shakes head] Stupid snoowboarders [/Shakes head]

on a sidenote don't walk a traverse you stupid boarders! Especally hair ones over 45° hardpack shit and cliff bands, epecally when they are less then a foot wide:mad:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mulletizer
[B]A little harsh given how fucked up the injuries to his leg were/are. :rolleyes: Don't know if that was quite what you meant...


no intent to be harsh - I thought that he was on the mend. It kinda sucks to get called out on this though since I was just playing along and had to put someone down. My approach was to pick someone who I respect and suspect is a stud skier - so Sluff came to mind. Aside from his cocky emergence onto the board he seems like a cool guy and likely is a serious force in the mountains. Hope that this clears up the confusion. Hope he's healed soon.

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Guess the three of has have a mouth full....

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Proof that it is hard to be coherent with your mouth full.

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Originally posted by bad_roo
Most likely to instigate an irrelevant 'Don't Posthole The Traverse Track' Argument:

AK Powder Monkey

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iskibc takes second in a tight race.

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster is the smartest man alive. Period.

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner! Phunk gets a mention, here.

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Yoda?

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Based on what I've seen: Natty, Dude Le, Foggy, phUnk, PowHo, Gramps

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Brett...I'm sure he's a good guy in person, but he's the only mag I've ever blocked.

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Cletus + Gin + Shoe

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Ashcroft?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Roo, hands down. The cockle picking thread and his subsequent jokes were so tasteless that I nearly pissed my pants laughing at work. Pinner, Cornhole and Ice definitely get honorable mention!

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Cletus and Cornhole--the two kewlest, most dedicated cube-monkey rippers I know.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

People who flame using aliases.

"talks least says most":

Sick Bird

ignored this like all o Brett's threads but after seeing it lurk near the top thought I would re ply

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Owens.
Lives in AK, has a great fam. does cyber TGR created a great space & let us come to him, just got in wit the heli opp.
SMART!

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, in person & here.
although ice has a smart ass comment for everry occasion. ( like telling my boss the wine from his vinyard was great "except for the red and ohh the white"

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Me recently

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
dan the Man

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
DINMS & his dad

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

rev

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Rev, cleetus & Cornhole since SA have been a bit too chummy........

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

in a close heat Frizzo is so hot right now

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

meatdrink9 for the combo of soul humility radness & outahandness

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

ditto People who flame using aliases.
people who point at others being lame instead of spreading the stoke through their own words & actions.

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"talks least says most":

Sick Bird

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Definitely!
:cool:
Sprite

I ganked this post from that other place.


1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

SuPu more in reality than here

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

As in Ski then Ripzalot, as in ride on snow then DeChan

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Flingle.....pros included, just wished he would slow down so I could take pics of the scarier stuff he skis

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Used to be Blurred, now Brett

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Splat...unfortunatley the best stuff couldn't be posted or written EVER!

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Vicarious Powderhound, if he dosen flee people may kill him

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Bad_roo, for still doing the stuff I did as a kid ;)

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Owens...sorry no contest so far

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

Daniel for killing a community

Sweetest Dome/Hair

funken

Fastest Tree Skier with no Regard for Life or Limb
Duct Tape

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3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

irul&ublo

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New Catagory:

Most Likely to Tell DaveTV to "Fuck Off Junior": irul&ublo

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Originally posted by Woodsy
Pinner, in person & here.
although ice has a smart ass comment for everry occasion. ( like telling my boss the wine from his vinyard was great "except for the red and ohh the white"

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As God is my witness I didn't know it was his boss.

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Gotta go with Owens - living the dream...

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, phUnk, BakerBoy

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

me :(

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

flingle

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

The rossi bitch

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Rev, Cletus, Ice.

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Gotta be SledNeck

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

phUnk, BakerBoy

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

All the maggots I've had the pleasure to meet in person.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
lame alias posting

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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
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10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk (just cause hes a yankees fan)

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Well I guess you are really going to hate me when you find out I'm a Reds fan too.

:p

Hey remember when Tony Perez hit spacemans curveball 410ft over the green monster;)

New topic!

Best Couples

Blurred and Dex

Phunk and DTM

Rev and Cletus

Basom and mildbill

SummitCo and Blurred

Mr. and Mrs. Altagirl

Altachic and DTM

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Mr. Highmen consistently extols his cromulent prowess of the English language

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Ogre. Grrrrrr!!!

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)


Minions
Flingle and Idris routinely do stuff that will make your shit turn white.
MD9, Hardrider, AlkaSquawlik, Shoe, Xover, PowHo, DTM, P-Hunk

Miniennes
Kellie


5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Gaperious Powderhound

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Splat

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Bad Roo...Love those TRs, Vids, and other assorted shenanigans. :D

Splat

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Flingle, Idris

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

See 5

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Pinner (at least he thinks so)

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Punani

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Board )he's a slowboarder, right)

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Any of the Chamonix crew

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

You win, Brett (DINMS and AK Pow Monkey DQ'd until they can legally buy their own beer)

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Yossarian

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Mtn. Man- anyone who shows up to an MSP show with Two dates can't actually be straight.

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

MD9 when he's chemically altered

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Yossarian and the Rev (come on, they spearheaded the initiative to send me to UT!)

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
I abstain from this vote

New Category:
Jimmy Olsen Award for photojournalism
GT40

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Originally posted by Honc
iskibc takes second in a tight race.

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since when did I bring up the topic of postholing? Maybe bitched about it once, but it was relevant, ask Foggy:D

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Originally posted by shamrockpow
New topic!

Best Couples
Rev and Cletus

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They get my vote. I'm waiting for the wedding invitation.