I started getting into it last night and now I can't think about or do anything else! One time it even came out my nose! Think of all the unwanted pounds I'll shed! Woo~!
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I started getting into it last night and now I can't think about or do anything else! One time it even came out my nose! Think of all the unwanted pounds I'll shed! Woo~!
I believe the proper vernacular is "hurlfest".
A significant hurlfest can be acheived via a variety of mechanisms.
In the early 21st centrury, many males of European lineage choose to employ alcohol as a vehicle to this end. Many females of similar heredity have been known to fall into bulemia or anorexia.
Now despite, M. phUnk's proclivity for avocado mousse applied by a svelt and sexy flipper in pursuit of health, happiness and the perfect air, we on the sidelines of TGR, do seriously doubt that the man is slipping into some worship of that deity, Karen Carpenter.
As such, we can only conjecture either his sex-seal has upped his absinthe dosage in her deepest carnal desires or that perhaps he's just plain got the flu.
In any case, we're with you phUnk.
You probably picked up something on the plane down to PHX. I told you you should have just driven a truck down to grab the new bike. :nonono2:
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awwww phunk's preparing to feed a family! how cute!
No vomiting, but I've been sick the last few days. Sore throat and nasal congestion are the two major problems AND I get to fly to Long Beach tonight. Anyone have any good suggestions for flying like this without your head nearly exploding?
Nope, but I love how my whole freaking head is filled with snot and it won't come out. Vomiting out the nose damn near sounds good right now.
Freaking sinus infections. :nonono2:
Good luck. I see sick people everywhere.
Don't fly, your head will explode and worse yet you'll end up causing everyone else on your flight to get sick, and they'll get everyone on their subsequent flights sick, and the sickness will multiply from there, and then the humans will start making the birds and monkeys sick, and then the birds and monkeys will start posting here about their sickness and how it's all your fault, and no one will fly any more so the airlines will sue you, and then the world will come to an end.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Sorry you both are feeling, as my Grandmother would have said, "phUnk." Hope ya stop vomiting/sniffling/sore throating soon.
you know you're a hardman climber when you purposely pick up a bug just to shed a few pounds so you can move up a letter grade or two above your current on-sight level :pQuote:
Originally Posted by phUnk
just kiddin' - heal up lil' phunky, we gotta go pull on some rock soon :D
phsssss....vomiting is so last week.
Everyone knows that explosive diarrhea is the next big thing.
you should film that vomiting with your video camera.
Maybe you should change your name to pUke.
I tend to puke on mornings that I find my self climbing in elevation. (like going up the BCC & LCC) :eek:
I think its the combination of barometric pressure, McD Bfast burritos & maybe the usual RedBull Wodkas the night before.
However
I do have a remarkable purging system, that has prolly saved my life and my liver a few times, in my life.
nothing like waking up on the morning and vomiting after breakfast. Oh, the things i do to stay skinny
Dude, you're like two years too late. High octane poo has already been done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuk
PhUnk, sorry you're not feeling so well. My only advice is to avoiding puking in you motorcycle helmet while riding.
Depending on your perspective, it's also the next lots of little things....Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuk
Projectile or dry. Effectiveness counts.
Get some tetracycline. I hear they're selling it cheap at PetSmart over in the aquarium section.
I had dry heaves all last night.
All the action, none of the weight loss.
2 dozen clams last Friday wasn't pretty. It was the car bombs on top of those clams that did it!
One word=Zofran.
Hey, even Thelly neds to get rid of the Pidge bones on occasion:
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I hate vomiting.
ew, tipp. just ew. :D
hope you feel better soon phUnk.
nothing I hate more than puking! Be it the liver-cleansing kind of barf or not...any way you slice, that shit just ain't fun.
Advil Cold and Sinus, AD. Recommended by my ENT.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Oh, the explosive diarrhea is what got me started on the vomiting. Gateway drugs! :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuk
Total Intake For Today: 6 ounces of water and... well, that's it. :fuckyou:
For some reason, I tend to vomit a lot. I am, however, the master of the boot and rally, realizing that throwing up once is no reason to pack it in on a perfectly good night of drinking. The keys are control and awareness, as puking outside or in the toilet is not that bad, but doing it all over someones stuff just ain't cool. Just drink water and force down food, it'll pass.
so at college after a bender starting on wednesday night, by saturday i was thoroughly banged out and decided that several chili cheese burritos and south park was the solution for my situation on that nice saturday afternoon. After limping through practice I wandered to taco bell and picked up 6 burritos and subsequently stuffed them all in. Yep foul. About 2 hrs later several friends show up and proceed to convince me of the benefits of going out and boozing again. Well, i caved and after a short trip to the bathroom and a tooth brush handle down the neck i was set. Yaking up bad taco bell was brutal enough to sell me on the benefits of NOT throwing up unless absolutely necessary. fck that.
Bulimia nervosa is a terrible disease, PhUke. Seek help. and put a clothespin on your nose when spewiing, it'll keep the sinuses clear for you.
(or not - this could help your career as a supermodel. And think of how great your personal power/wieght ratio will be)
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Okay that's funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Camel Toad
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
hey, shes got fake tits tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Geoff
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I had some Cheerios with no milk. It was sickter.
cmon can't we just all be honest for a little...isn't diarhea just puking out your asshole?Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuk
I had it phunk. Still kinda do. 5 times on Saturday. Had some Arby's at about 1 and after I finished a round of golf with my dad we were driving back, and i was trying to pretend like it wasn't going to happen. All of a sudden, we were at a stoplight, and I got out the car and let it happen. 4 times after that, and I've been nauseous and cramping ever since. Just started eating again today. (gosh, I hope ethan didn't get me pregnant).
I'll take bronchitis and sore throat for 2 weeks over NVM for 2 days. Stomach shit SUCKS.
That said, feel better. I feel your pain.
Shmerham: always ahead of the game. This sucks:frown: As does vomiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuk
This thread is useless without pics.
Well, my head didn't explode. It's weird, though. I can hear everyone else speaking fine, but when I talk it's like I'm underwater or something.
I'm in a break from my conference right now. Have a couple afternoon sessions, but the outdoor pool at the hotel looks pretty tempting. If I hang by the pool do you think I should still wear my name tag?:fmicon:
edit: thanks for the med tip, splat. I'll try some of that before my flight home. Hopefully I'll feel better by then, though!!
Two weeks ago i had the same thing going on. 24 hrs. non-stop puking/explosive diarrhea. I was puking so violently, I was certain that I would start cracking ribs. My roommate, who is an expired EMT, told me she had never heard someone puking so violently ever. All this fun and excitement earned me 4 hrs. of fun in the ER. Before they started pumping me full of IV fluids. I had lost almost 10 lbs. in 24 hrs.
The fluids did wonders and so did the Zofram that Trackhead mentioned. The Zofram is the same stuff they give Chemo patients for nausea. Unforuntately, each pill cost $30!!!!!
Hope you are feeling better!