Them crawlm up en dahu smallest fukin lovesheat and go da slep awe by yaself.
Luzer.
Aye.
YaM.
G'night, bloaks.
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Them crawlm up en dahu smallest fukin lovesheat and go da slep awe by yaself.
Luzer.
Aye.
YaM.
G'night, bloaks.
i sincerely wish i wasnt sober right now. bright lights hurt my eyes
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'S OUT FOR EVER!
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'S BEEN BLOW TO PIECES!
I blashpjew shitder hawpit anyshill forgotten quafftionj...yashew!!
99botles off bear on the walls, 99bottelrsb eer, 1 shuld falls 98 bottlesof eber on th wall...
Wait a minute, you've only had one beer and you're too wasted to type?:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
tke one down pss it around....how many is that now? 97 beers on the wall.
I'm working on it, but I don't know that you'll ever see a truly drunk post from me.
For instance, now I've had 3 glasses of wine in 1.5 hrs-- going on four. Brain feels normal, fingers making typos that are easy to detect & fix.
You know those cars that go 0-100 in no time flat? That's me. I'm drinking and fully functional, then one more drinky and...whoops the scales are tipped! And suddenly typing is not really possible. Other things suddenly become more interesting than posting. :D
I'll try to post sometime when tipped though!
Sprite
I'll get drunk if someone will do my Master's assignment for me :)
Just get drunk and do your Master's assignment....what is so hard about that?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Well, I'm on the way to doing that :) But I'm getting VERY easily distracted, as you can tell.
Looking forward to more posts from you as the evening progresses then.
Heh, you made me laugh :)
When do you finish your thesis?
When I am done taking stupid classes ;)
:DAnd Answering Stupid questions :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Ghee, July 2nd is going to be one fucking crazy night, I see it now...but I will use mixer this time in the blues or our drunken-stuper asses will never be able to find those naked boobies in da hot tubs...:eek: :D
:D MBSC--I will get drunk and do your masters for you...I will call it "mastersbation" and include plenty of visuals of lady chem teachers doing blow jobs...;) :D :tdo13: :tdo13: :p ;) :D :biggrin:
96 bottle of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, drinkl one down pass thm around, 95 cans of beer on da wall...
Hickory, dickory dock...
Hick.
90 bottles of beer...
There is only 63 bottles of beer on the wall now and I am still drunk from last night.
Blues Blues Blues. That was all I could think about while drinking beers at the wedding reception last night...
On a seperate note, receptions suck when the only person you know at the reception is one of the bridesmaids. :(
fucking fuk, I wasn't going to drink tonight... i wen't see how's the band. ended up with about 10 beers, 2 black bush, x number of drinks... shit... "luckily" I have visa....
Not if she's horny.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
59 bottles of beer oin the wall, 59 bottle of beer, drikn one down passthem arount,, 58 botthes of beer and the wall.
Hick.
aut.
if your in socal, its a little hearly to be that drunk, dontcha thiukQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
58 bottles og beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer, drink one down padd it aro9und, 57 bottles of beeer on the wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
Lets party!
Quote:
Originally Posted by mc_roon
nonsense
I do beliexe its nevver to early to be drunk anyhwere, even in So Cal.Quote:
Originally Posted by mc_roon
Took anothe onw down, past it round. 96 bottles of beer on the wlal.
edit: I meant 56 bottle of beer on the wall/
As a college student, i think that it is always ok to be drunk, even at 10am. But, i was under the ipression that some of you were responsible adults....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHQuote:
Originally Posted by GheePup
would someone be so kind as to go buy me some beer? the people at the liquor store don't seem to like to sell to people who's driver's licenses say they were born in '86. its sorta hard to make drunken posts without anything to get drunk with.
10am? Pfft! Rookie. Responsible? MUAHAHAHAAHAAHA! Yeah I pot my 40 in thes week and no work tomorrow. Aduly? What the fuck is an aduly?Quote:
Originally Posted by mc_roon
55 ottles of beer on the well. 55 bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down and pass it arounf 543 bottles of beer on the wall.
Its vweryeasy to make a drunks post. while sober. Jost don't look at the ket board while typing you8 posst. use of the backspace key ist strictly forbidden. Although trying this method while drink is particularly challinging.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peewee
I forgot to JONG peewee. The abowe followen by "you JONG@"
Goddamn fuckin' drunks.;)
Tonight is the hump of summer school, only gotta teach three more weeks...TGIF and some leftover blues and fade out...
I just KNOW tonight some poor saps are going to be getting drunk dialed--all appologies up front for what I might possibly say later.:D
peace,
D.
Oh Christ :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
Starterd at 2 today and jsut got back to hee office. I ove going to the bar in the day time. My wifee thinks im working nd shit. I was with some client sd so ai can write this off for taxes. 2 Tuaca boms and a 4 Crowns in 1 hour making good times.
Hick. Hick Hick.
Up.
Loks like about 54 bottle of beer on the wall right now, as my ayes would habve it lokkjd. Kwool.
Terrorize the east coat with soem callres reallyu soom, reallyu soon.
Drunk dialin rules mang.:D
peace,
D.
Yup. You be a targfet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Bag O' Donuts
Time to get up off my ass ans take bottle #54 of the wall, drink it down, pass it to myseld, 53 bottles of beer on the wall.
PM'ing you Bodhi with my numver so you can drunk call someone that is also drunk. Shit I must not be that drunk since i can stull typw sorta ok.
Sapphire tonic dont taste the same with diet tonik and no lime.
53bootse of beer ob the wall, 53 bottles of ber, take one down , pass it arund, 52 botls of beer on the wall. Shit, im !!!fucked up.....ecellent
52 bottle of beer on the wall, 532 bottles of beer5. Take one down, pass it around, 51 bottles of beer ont he wall. Lost my job and don't have to work tosay so I might as well drunk. Hahaaaahaaaa.