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I think they're hot. And why do you critique every single naked girl that gets posted in here. Lan is a lesbo, a lesbo nurse, sooo hot. But you'd be even hotter in my fantasy if you were wearing a scrunchy. Oh, and nobody cares if they're a real blonde or just a girl with a cheap dye job.
The blonds... Doesn't really matter.
Fake red... Just never looks quite right.
Not that anyone asked me....
Exactly. It's like dating a man with parachute pants and high top sneakers. Just not quite right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Telenater
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a lesbian - although I have been known to check out chicks with my husband.
Check out how? ;)
Does the Scoob ever check out guys with you? I seem to recall you two giving me some looks that one time...Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
Bwa! I was checking out this guy last night at the Mariners game, and scoober did comment on his driving mocs. I don't think that constitutes a full check out though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Looks like Spats is out of luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
I'm not into recumbant cyclists either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
Owning driving mocs is metro. Checking them out on another guy is gat. Actually commenting on them is very gary. Scoob has gone to the other side. Don't let him get near Max and his new friend Ethan.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
I think LAN dislikes scrunchies because when not in use they look like this (*) which she doesnt like expanded either
Being a metrosexual is very in, and will no doubt get you laid!Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Woodsy, we get it - you like getting your dick covered in poo.
I remember when leaving a girl leaving her scrunchie in your car was a sign of her "attaching" on to you. Some territorial thing.
Then another girl would get in and say "who's scrunchie is this?"
By some cougar sporting a LesboStrap 9000.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
Ouch, that hurts.... Don't let Spats define your image of 'bent riders. Some of us make him look good.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
I'm thinking that term may be part of the problem.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Telenater
Ummm, no - Metrosexuality is out again since Ronaldinho shoved Beckham out of the limelight. Jeez, LAN - stay with the times!Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
For the record: I don't like scrunchies either.
ya know if you take it slow with the right man you might
scrunchies are a sign of laziness. lazy women don't cook. or give head. thus scrunchies are crap.
as for metro's. i withhold comment until woodsy says exactly what i am thinking.
Hey, you're the one that's in love with KQ, not me!Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
You've never had a chick put her hair up while giving you head?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
Bwa! We're talking scrunchies, not the cheapo Goody hair rubberbands.Quote:
Originally Posted by cj001f
Rubberbands, scrunchies, hair clips, scissors- I dont really care, we're talking head!Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
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Originally Posted by cj001f
isn't that what my hands are for?
we'll also accept rubber bands or cheapo thingys lan was talking about.
we must not be as in tune as normal cuz my metro opinions are busted, but as to driving mocs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
you best not wear them if you dont have a pimp car in the lot with a leather wrapped steering wheel, manuel tranny, and your driving gloves on the dash.
those shoes are meant for driving and you better be pulling some Transporter shit while wearing them or leave em at home.
kinda like all the goombas running around NYC in TNF jackets.
Its the same reason I dont wear Sambas, even though they look cool and are comfy as hell.
I dont play indoor anymore, and I never played it well.
Dont rep sports equipment you dont rock in the real game.
I know you only use one hand; because one hand has got to go behind your head for the laid back king of the world poseQuote:
Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
I used to wear a NY Giants 56 jersey just cos I loved watching LT wreck people up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
totally different,Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
that makes you a fan.
unless you wore the padded pants at the same time
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Originally Posted by Woodsy
i don't even know what is or isn't metro anymore. i just gave up and went back to labeling things gay or not gay.
having sex with men is gay if your a man
driving mocs are just wack.
I use a shopvac. No, on her hair, silly disgusting people.
Y'know, to keep it out of the way, and clean up the mess.
It is a wet/dry shop vac.
God bless technology.
I wear "driving mocs" around the office. They're fuckin sweet. They feel like slippers.