It's a Great Day...For Me to Whoo; Somebody's Ass

I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.

Here's the lyrics from Paul Thorn, we think alike (great tune btw)

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.[/b]

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Originally Posted by iceman

I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.


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Dude, answer one of those spam emails in your "Inbox", it reads something like this..."Val:Ium f0r lE$$"

Hang in there, it's only day 2.

you wanna woo my ass? You can't handle my ass.

I have heard that one and can hear the melody right now.



Now shut up you whiny quitting bitch! You have quit for like one day and you are all up in our grill and shit???? Get off your fucking high horse. You say you are the shit and then can't quit smoking a damn cigarette? What kind of man are you, puss.

























There, did that help any? (winky dude)

you can do it all.night.long!

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I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.

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go chew some gum or something. Or go over to your annoying neighbor's house and give him a swirly. That might make you smile. :wink:

believe it or not, I've felt that way before.

We're kindred spirits I suppose.....lets fuck somebody up Ice.

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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

believe it or not, I've felt that way before.

We're kindred spirits I suppose.....lets fuck somebody up Ice.

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That's so romantical.

Sometimes I get iceman and Blurred confused, them being so kindred and all.

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Originally Posted by phUnk

Sometimes I get iceman and Blurred confused, them being so kindred and all.

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Seriously, it's "seperated-at-birth" type shit.

Anyone can see it.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Seriously, it's "seperated-at-birth" type shit.

Anyone can see it.

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easy brother. don't make me fuck you up bitch.

kindred spirits.... Iceman and Blurred! Isn't that kind of, well, GIRLIE?

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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

easy brother. don't make me fuck you up bitch.

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Again with the pilow talk....meeeeow!

Ice, I was going to be in DC next week, and was thinking I could ask your daughter out on a date, would that be cool? I was talking to her on IM and she sent me her myspace link--total cutie.

Ice is feeling all tough cuz he quit smoking by the way.

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Originally Posted by iceman

I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.

Here's the lyrics from Paul Thorn, we think alike (great tune btw)

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.[/b]

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Your sister married a Kennedy.

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

Your sister married a Kennedy.

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She did?

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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Ice is feeling all tough cuz he quit smoking by the way.

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dude, far from tough, just irritated and pissed-off, I'll get over it.

Cam Neely is a dweeb and Bobby Orr sucks.
I love Ulf Samuelsson.
Ted Williams's son is my hero.

Shit, I can't do that. Now I want to punch myself.

Every day is a good day to kick Ulf's ass.

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Originally Posted by skiing-in-jackson

Dude, answer one of those spam emails in your "Inbox", it reads something like this..."Val:Ium f0r lE$$"

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Fuck that shit. I take Viagra for everything.

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!

Stay strong man of ice! I recommend a car battery and jumper cables attached to the nipples to cure the cravings. It seemed to work for Ben Stiller's food cravings in that movie "Dodgeball".

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Originally Posted by YetiMan

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!

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i was gonna post that. best song limp ever did lol


I've got a chainsaw.
I'll Skin your ass raw.
and if my day keeps goin this way i just might
Break yo fuckin face tonight

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK



day 3 is the last really hard day, lets rock out and chew gum =)

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Originally Posted by iceman

dude, far from tough, just irritated and pissed-off, I'll get over it.

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Better to get pissed off than pissed on.

Some people pay for that sort of action.

Golden showers to soothe the savage beast.

http://www.flowersofindia.net/catalo...wer%20Tree.jpg
http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/golden-shower-tree.jpg

Maybe you can offer your clients a Golden Shower?

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

Maybe you can offer your clients a Golden Shower?

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Do they sell those at Walmart?

from roo's pic - the bottom of the sign reads "A trace of the heavenly one's footsteps".

There is a joke in there - I know it. I just can't find it.

Oh, and Ice - we could always flash back 5 years and "invade epicski" - to give you something to do. I seem to remember it was kind of fun then...

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Originally Posted by iceman

I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.

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[RL]Man, you betta get outta my face QUICK...or I'll kick yo ass.[/RL]

heh, RL Burnside would NEVER quit smoking, he'd rather go down in flames any day.

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Originally Posted by iceman

heh, RL Burnside would NEVER quit smoking, he'd rather go down in flames any day.

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Ok, so does iceman have the balls to order RL's favorite drink: "a variation of the Bloody Mary called a Bloody Muthafucka (Old Grandad Whiskey and tomato juice!)."

Sure, if we already drank all the vodka.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Sure, if we already drank all the vodka.

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mmmmmm vodka... go make me a drink bitch!

(you were still looking to get pissed I hope)