If one truly believes in the power of prayer, could thier own prayers affect their own personal gravity at a specific moment in time?
Or is gravity science based, and impermutable?
Is this how JP survived?
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If one truly believes in the power of prayer, could thier own prayers affect their own personal gravity at a specific moment in time?
Or is gravity science based, and impermutable?
Is this how JP survived?
What is this board turning into??? Is TGR faith based? True Gravity Religion?
I prayed that you'd start this thread. Now I'm praying that you'll delete it.
Drinkin on a sunday afternoon too eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Rather than prayer dictate my own personal gravity, I let the shape of the lip take care of that.
Besides all that money I spent on callij told me.....gravity is G.
Can't argue with science. It's just G.
yo
If it was faith-based, I think women would trade-in their bras for rosary beads and a bible.
OK, but first you need to spend some quality time with 'the ultimate cougar'.
Please post a TR, with photo's. Of waterfalls, if you must.
PS, yes, I am drinking. Jed's HUGE dirt jumps were just plowed out next door, and that is the source of this highly important subject of discussion. I can see those damn jumps from through the bottom of the Stoli glass when I tip it just right. They haunt me.Quote:
Originally Posted by kidwoo
Jed sucks. If he can hit them, so can you.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Git off yer ass and go conquer that shizz.
Alcohol makes the loose and relaxed.
ahh....'alcohol makes the loose'.
I get it now.....(so if Jed sucks, is he good at it?:FIREdevil )
"Dear God, could you alter the gravitational constant for the mass in my body so that my scale will read less?"
sooo much better prayer than "God please let this fad diet work."
Gravity: Endorsed by Jerry Fallwell, but only if gravity is Pro-Life Pro-War Anti-Semetic and just generally bad
if you oray with the true beleif that it would be possible to occur then it might
if there is a shred of doubt in you, your doomed to walk like everyone else
Gravity is the work of the devil. The word "gravity" does not appear in the Bible. Huck yourself off the nearest bridge....your faith will allow you to float down as if you had angel wings. Guaranteed.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Random thread bump!
The loose....
No hitchhiker's quotes yet? Throwing yourself at the ground and missing? All the nnnneeeeerrrrddddssss over at pHunk's for a LAN party?
The mountains are my temple and the lines are my prayers......cheesy vomitus
Some day will be a recognized science.
I just ordered Pizza and wings ONLINE for delivery to my hotel room. That’s FAITH
I say no, because I'm a democrat, and we don't believe in Jesus.
Tell me you didn't just order Domino's.Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT
PAPA JOHNS!!Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
So I pull up www.Papajohns.com
Plug in the hotel address find store, Select order online. Pick the shit I want
Order, wait for the pizza dude to show up.
The world is a changin!!
EDIT:
PIZZA And Wings Delivered
It took 35 min
If Rev. Haggart couldn't pray the gay away it's unlikely it'll work on gravity, but then maybe he wasn't really trying.
That is not 'Pizza', nor 'Wings', you dumb college puke. That is 'delivery-ersatz-crap'.Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT
You will figure out what I am saying in a few years, but until then, enjoy the convenient, mediocre simulacrum of true gastronomic delight.
And please, fuck a BUNCH of Wellesly (sp?) girls, and post photos, JONG!
Only below the mason-dixon.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
I have been walking around with a hardon all week. I didn't know why until I read Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle and discovered that the Chinese have been experimenting with gravity again. Damn commies. It has nothing to do with faith whatsoever. :FIREdevil
Is he in Wellesley? That's my home town, man I coulda steered you better than Papa John's.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
BTW Wellesley girls don't fuck...
...guys
Gravity isn't real it's just a Scientific Theory not Fact! All good Christians now it's Baby Jesus that keeps us from spinning off God's green earth.