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> > > > Aaron Hank 404-614-1348; 404-349-7550 (h)
> > > > ABC Radio 456-5185
> > > >
> > > > Abdul-Jabbar Kareem 213-277-1806
> > > > Abraham Seth 212-512-1648; 212-242-8620 (h)
> > > > AC Nielsen 708-6949; 708-7548
> > > >
> > > > Adams Alan 416-465-1019 (h)
> > > > Adcock Joe 318-932-4887
> > > > Albert Marv 212-439-6330
> > > >
> > > > Alderson Sandy 510-638-4900; 510-430-1828; 415-435-6345 (h)
> > > > Alfano, Pete (ATP) 904-285-8000
> > > > Allen Doug (NFLPA) 202-463-2215; 703-549-1528 (h)
> > > > Allen Mel 203-531-4440 (h)
> > > > Alliss Peter 011-444-2873-5669
> > > > Anderson Dick 305-670-0440; 305-665-0400 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Anderson Ottis 305-683-2524
> > > > Anderson Sparky 805-492-2060 (h)
> > > > Andretti Mario 215-759-5118
> > > > Andros Dee 503-754-2370; 503-753-5886 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Angelos Peter 410-547-6210; 410-659-0100; 410-323-4429 (h)
> > > > Antonucci John 303-292-0200; 216-533-2660 h-8 p.m.
> > > > AP Broadcast 800-368-5915; 800-424-8804
> > > > AP Radio 800-368-5915
> > > >
> > > > Arbitron 212-887-1318
> > > > Archibald Tiny 212-798-6662 (h)
> > > > Argovitz Jerry 713-629-5771
> > > > Argyros George 714-241-4900
> > > >
> > > > Armato Leonard (agent for Shaq, atty for Kareem) 213-553-6666
> > > > Arnold Jennifer - 212-664-7202; 535-0444 (h)
> > > > Arum Bob 702-371-3232; 702-759-9323 (h)
> > > > Atlanta Organizing Committee (Bob Brennan) 404-224-1996
> > > > Auerbach Red 202-244-4722; 202-466-8312 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Autry Gene 213-460-5672 or 5676; 818-761-9208 (h); 619-324-2155
> > > Palm
> > > > Springs
> > > > Baer Larry 415-330-2505; 415-668-4102 (h)
> > > > Bailey Wilford 205-821-9723 (h); 205-826-2278
> > > > Baker Buddy 704-527-2763.
> > > >
> > > > Baker Buck - 704-483-9206.
> > > > Baker Dusty 415-583-9531 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Baker Terry 503-221-1440
> > > > Bando Sal 414-933-3353; 602-241-3370 (h)
> > > > Banks Ernie 818-906-2827; 818-788-4388; 310-823-7268
> > > > Barger Carl 412-381-8807 (h)
> > > > Barnett Dick 956-5311
> > > > Barrow Joe Louis Jr 303-420-9592
> > > >
> > > > Bartholomay Bill 312-726-0759; 312-642-5634 (h)
> > > > Bavasi Bill 714-937-7261; 714-855-0259 (h); 714-859-0452 (h)
> > > > Bavasi Peter 201-626-2697
> > > > Baylor Don 619-771-1925
> > > > Beathard, Bobby 619-632-9314
> > > > Beban Gary 213-613-3531
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Beeston Paul 416-341-1220; 416-485-1472 (h)
> > > > Belcher Tim 419-768-2012
> > > > Bell Jerry 612-375-7400; 612-777-4267 (h)
> > > > Bender, Steve (Michael Jordan marketing) 708-575-5615
> > > > Benoit Joan 207-865-9258
> > > > Berbick Trevor 305-431-7383
> > > > Berenson Red 313-747-1203
> > > >
> > > > Bernstein Donn 951-8318
> > > > Berra Yogi 201-746-1770
> > > > Berry Walter 718-544-4926
> > > > Berst David 913-339-1906, ext. 7450; 913-362-5654 (h)
> > > > Berthelsen, Dick (NFLPA lawyer) 202-463-2220; 703-250-7061 (h)
> > > > Bettman, Gary 914-638-9434 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Bingham Howard 213-321-3344
> > > >
> > > > Binns James (WBA atty) 215-922-4000
> > > > Black Coaches Assn 515-271-3010
> > > > Blair Paul 301-747-8107
> > > > Blake Marty 404-410-9301
> > > > Blanchard John 612-546-2620
> > > > Blanda George 312-352-8513; 619-564-0051
> > > >
> > > > Blanton Dewey 212-628-7734
> > > > Blatnick Jeff 518-463-5244; 374-6078; 374-0131
> > > > Bleier Rocky 412-963-6763
> > > > Blumencranz, Roger 516-328-8300
> > > > Bobek, Nicole 810-258-1600
> > > >
> > > > Bodo Peter 914-676-3471
> > > > Bolletieri Nick 800-USA-NICK; 813-755-1000; 813-792-4308 (h)>
> > > > Bonilla Bobby 813-730-1425 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Boone Bob 714-637-3048
> > > > Boudreau Lou 708-841-9105
> > > > Bouton Jim 201-692-8228
> > > > Bradley Bill 202-224-8561
> > > > Bradshaw Susan (Marlboro racing) 718-243-2815
> > > >
> > > > Bradshaw Terry 817-379-0800 (h)
> > > > Bradshaw Terry 817-379-5280
> > > > Bray Cary 704-541-6339
> > > > Brennan Bob (Atlanta Organizing Committee) 404-224-1996
> > > >
> > > > Brochu Claude 514-253-3049; 514-844-5396 (h); 407-625-0445 (h)
> > > > Brodsky Irv 914-761-2483
> > > > Brown Bobby 212-315-0338
> > > > Brown Bobby 817-732-5759; 212-315-0338
> > > > Brown Hubie 201-992-9563
> > > >
> > > > Brown Hubie 404-252-5463
> > > > Brown Jimmy 310-652-7884
> > > > Brown Tim 214-321-0081
> > > > Brown Warren (USA Basketball) 719-590-4800
> > > >
> > > > Bubas Vic 813-996-5096
> > > > Buchsbaum Joel 718-252-4810
> > > > Budge Don 717-828-2817
> > > >
> > > > Budig Gene 609-252-1451
> > > > Buoniconti Nick 203-622-3524
> > > > Burns Ken 750-5556
> > > > Burns Mike 628-8393
> > > > Bush W. George 214-891-3131
> > > > Butkus Dick 310-450-7040; 310-456-5056 (h); 708-654-3599
> > > > Butler Brett 404-448-3402 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Campbell Earl 512-477-6798; 512-328-3929 (h)
> > > > Cantey Charlsie 703-364-3086
> > > > Carillo Mary 813-263-7557
> > > >
> > > > Carillo Mary 813-263-7557
> > > > Carlson Mark USGA-201-662-7228 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Carnesecca Lou 718-380-1569
> > > > Carnicelli Joe 201-309-1200
> > > > Casey, Kathy 719-634-4789
> > > > Cashen Frank 718-565-4300; 516-759-5500 (h)
> > > > Cashman Terry 490-0644
> > > > Caulkins Tracy 615-373-2623; 904-372-6085
> > > > Cawood Dave 913-339-1906; 913-631-5996 (h)
> > > > Cayton Bill - 212-532-1711; 914-834-2899 (h)
> > > > CBS News 212-975-4114
> > > >
> > > > CBS Radio 975-3771
> > > > Chamberlain Wilt 310-476-3666
> > > >
> > > > Chambliss Chris 803-299-6266 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Champion USA - 910-519-6500
> > > > Chance Dean 216-262-2476
> > > > Cherry Don 416-274-8354
> > > > Cindrich Ralph 412-429-1250
> > > > Cirillo John 465-6499, 63, 65; 914-238-1473 (h)
> > > > Citrus Bowl 407-423-2476
> > > > Claire Fred 213-224-1308; 818-440-1983 (h)
> > > > Clancy Gil 516-599-0474
> > > > Clark Jack 415-736-8777 (h)
> > > > Clemens Roger 713-392-6337
> > > > Clifford Alexander 202-546-0111
> > > >
> > > > Clyde David 713-351-5556 (h); 713-351-8171
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Colangelo Jerry 602-379-7999; 602-379-2020; 602-263-8416
> > > > Coleman Leonard 908-706-9015 (h)
> > > > Collins Bud 617-929-2842; 617-862-1730 (h)
> > > > Condon Tom 816-531-5777
> > > > Condron Bob USOC-719-578-4529
> > > > Cook Beano 412-281-2456
> > > > Cook Stanton 312-222-3301; 312-404-4050; 708-251-3065 (h)
> > > > Cooperstown 607-547-7200; 607-547-0332
> > > > Corso Lee 800-824-9430; 407-333-2228 (h)
> > > > Cortez, Christine 522-1905.
> > > > Cosell Hilary 203-322-5501
> > > > Cosell Jill 203-329-7778
> > > > Cousy Bob 508-791-2777 (h); 617-326-8825
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Cowens Dave 617-787-7678
> > > > Cox Bobby 404-916-0460 (h)
> > > > Coyle Harry 201-696-5420 (h)
> > > > Criqui Don 201-226-1170
> > > > Csonka Larry 216-424-7467; 904-221-0921
> > > > Cubbage Mike 804-985-2076
> > > > Cunningham Sam 213-598-4809
> > > > Curtis Mike 202-463-2100
> > > > Dallos Andrew 212-456-4878; 212-532-4401 (h)
> > > > Dalton Harry 414-351-4792, 2206 (h)
> > > > Dark Alvin 803-855-2163
> > > > David Chili 602-585-3524 (h)
> > > > Davidson John 914-273-3983
> > > >
> > > > Davis Al 213-821-0690 (h); 213-322-3541
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Davis Eric 818-704-1771 (h); 513-731-6567 (h)
> > > > Davis Marvin 303-623-1000; 303-861-4600; 303-789-2555 (h)
> > > > Dawson, Len 816-561-7510
> > > > Dawson Len 816-942-7614
> > > > de Varona Donna 972-9170
> > > > Deane Bill (baseball hof librarian) 607-547-1201
> > > > DeBartolo Eddie 216-533-4060; 415-854-3350
> > > > DeBusschere Dave 943-4175
> > > > DeFrantz Anita 213-730-9614
> > > > DeLuca Len 212-975-1117
> > > > Dent Bucky 407-368-0780 (h)>
> > > >
> > > > Devine Dan 314-882-2055
> > > > Dierdorf Dan 314-469-6960; 314-469-3221 (h)
> > > >
> > > > DiMaggio Joe 415-931-5711; 305-865-9961, ext 1721; 415-673-2266
> > > >
> > > > Ditka Mike 708-735-0315; 813-434-2818
> > > > Dixon Don 463-2620
> > > > Dodds, DeLoss 512-471-5757
> > > > Dolgon Howard - 714-1280
> > > > Dombrowski Dave 305-626-7404; 305-767-0015 (h)
> > > > Donlan Jack 914-779-4192
> > > > Doubleday Nelson 212-223-6518; 516-676-4284 (h); 508-325-5550 (h)
> > > > Douglas, Buster 614-265-2257
> > > > Downtown Athletic Club 425-7000
> > > >
> > > > Doyle Brian 813-293-8516
> > > > Dozoretz Linda IMG-213-656-4499; 213-654-1196 (h)
> > > > Driesell Lefty 301-622-0786
> > > >
> > > > Drucker Jim 704-541-6339
> > > > Dryden Ken 416-962-7280
> > > >
> > > > Duffy Bill (Jason Kidd's agent) 510-975-5955
> > > > Dundee Angelo 305-964-9592; 305-625-9999
> > > > Dupree Marcus 601-264-8141; 601-583-4943
> > > > Duva Dan 201-389-9000
> > > > Eagleson Alan 416-863-6000
> > > > Earnhardt Dale 704-596-9002 704-371-3334.
> > > > Ebersol Dick 212-664-2468
> > > >
> > > > Edwards Harry 510-642-4773; 510-657-8005
> > > > Edwards Harry 415-657-8005; 415-642-4773
> > > > Einhorn Eddie 312-451-5237; 201-784-0090 (h)
> > > > Elias Stats 869-1530.
> > > >
> > > > Elliott Bill 404-262-7811; 404-993-6380.
> > > > Eller Carl 612-642-9363
> > > > Elway John 303-792-2000
> > > >
> > > > Eruzione Mike 617-846-9484
> > > > ESPN Newsroom 203-585-2135
> > > > Face Elroy 412-829-7073
> > > > Fairbanks Chuck 619-773-3727
> > > > Falk David (agent for Jordan, Ewing) 202-686-2000
> > > >
> > > > Favell Doug 416-562-5489
> > > > Fehr Don 914-939-3439

> > > > Fehr Steve 816-474-1240
> > > > Fencik Gary 312-472-8793 (h); 312-390-8500
> > > > Ferguson Claire US Figure Skating-401-423-2114
> > > >
> > > > Ferraro Jim football agent-305-375-0111
> > > > Ferrin Arnie 801-583-4313
> > > > Finkel Shelly 682-9400
> > > > Finley Charley 312-946-8900; 312-467-0442 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Finn Richard 772-9761
> > > > Firestone Roy 213-469-8111
> > > > Fishoff David 757-1605
> > > >
> > > > Flutie Doug 617-653-8374
> > > > Foerderer Norma Trump Plaza-832-2000
> > > > Foley Dave 513-324-0092
> > > > Ford Whitey 516-482-3504 (h); 516-997-9690
> > > > Forte Chet 397-9870
> > > > Fouts Dan 503-388-2078 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Fraley, Bob 407-843-0191; 876-3766 (h)
> > > > Francesa Mike - 718-706-7650 WFAN ; 516-432-9427
> > > > Francis Bevo 216-532-1879
> > > > Francis Carl (NFLPA) 202-463-2216; 703-264-9093 (h)
> > > > Frank Barry 772-8900
> > > >
> > > > Fratello Mike 404-951-0144
> > > >
> > > > Frazier Joe 215-221-5303
> > > > Frazier Walt 222-3704
> > > > Froemming, Bruce 414-355-2565
> > > > Futch Eddie 818-918-0280
> > > > Gaines Rowdy 702-647-6939
> > > > Garagiola Joe 602-951-9091
> > > > Garagiola Joe 602-951-9542 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Garner Phil 713-358-3545 (h)
> > > > Garvey Ed 608-258-1522; 608-238-0544 (h)
> > > > Gastineau Mark 516-421-3294
> > > > Gaston Cito 813-736-0335 (h)
> > > > Gedman Rich 617-877-8487
> > > > Gene Scott - 753-8961 (h)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Genelius Sandy 212-975-5392; 724-0587 (h)
> > > > George Tom Grant Hill agent-202-333-3838
> > > > Giles Bill 215-462-1170; 610-525-5540 (h)
> > > > Gillick Pat 416-341-1233; 416-278-8132 (h)
> > > > Ginsberg Stu NBAPA-371-0798, 718-793-4912 (h)
> > > > Glass Sam 516-922-3255; 308-3647
> > > > Glickman Marty 212-628-8200
> > > >
> > > > Glover Rich 408-294-5813
> > > > Goetz Raymond 913-842-3786
> > > > Goldstein Joe 212-629-0370; 516-877-2674 (h)
> > > > Gooden Dwight 813-864-0415 (h)
> > > > Goodenow Bob 416-482-4182 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Gordon Jeff 704-377-8727; 704-455-3400.
> > > > Gordon Randy 417-5700; 516-785-4299
> > > >
> > > > Gorman Lou 617-236-6655; 617-235-2734, 2984 (h)
> > > > Gossett Peggy (Evert flak) 407-495-5599 (h); 407-394-2400
> > > > Gowdy Curt 603-869-2257
> > > > Gowdy Curt Jr 203-966-1145
> > > > Green Dallas 610-869-0736; 809-946-4548
> > > > Green Roy 314-432-6160
> > > >
> > > > Greenberg Steve 212-529-8000; 212-348-5430 (h)>
> > > > Greene Joe 214-298-0374
> > > > Greenspan Bud 212-249-1800; 212-838-7651 (h)
> > > > Greg Sharko ATP-904-285-8000
> > > >
> > > > Griese Bob 305-443-7416; 305-665-9857 (h)
> > > > Griffith Calvin 305-725-6296
> > > > Griffith Emile 718-479-4955; 718-479-7330
> > > > Griffith Joyner Florence 714-759-9079
> > > >
> > > > Grinker Ron 513-761-7770
> > > > Gumbel Bryant 664-4147
> > > > Guthrie Glenn (Barkley manager) 205-970-9113
> > > > Gwynn Tony 619-679-9289 (h)
> > > > Haas Wally 415-221-2667
> > > >
> > > > Haddix Harvey 513-322-4528 (h)
> > > > Ham Jack 412-741-9475
> > > > Harazin Al 914-472-5403 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Harp Dick 913-843-7655
> > > > Harrell, Akieva 522-4461.
> > > > Harrelson Bud 516-360-0139 (h)
> > > > Harris Franco 412-322-5500
> > > > Harvey Doug 619-279-7177
> > > > Hazzard Larry 609-292-0317
> > > >
> > > > Heep Danny 512-751-2519
> > > > Heiss Jenkins Carol 216-864-3200.
> > > > Heitz Thomas (Baseball HOF) 607-547-1201
> > > > Hillenburg Andy 704-455-1700.
> > > >
> > > > Helmick Bob 515-244-1116
> > > > Helmick Robert 888-9028 (h); 415-9200
> > > >
> > > > Henrich Tommy 602-772-7866
> > > > Herzog Whitey 314-842-5609 (h)
> > > > Hinckley Rob 415-945-8260
> > > > Hobson Butch 508-898-3544 (h)
> > > > Hoffman, Stan 629-3410
> > > > Holmes, Larry 215-253-4553
> > > > Holtzman, Jerome 708-475-5163
> > > > Holzman Red 516-295-5745; 516-295-4565
> > > >
> > > > Horner Bob 214-252-0814; 602-931-4739
> > > > Hornung Paul 502-583-9000; 502-897-7085 (h)
> > > > Houk Ralph 813-324-1073
> > > >
> > > > Howe Steve 406-862-2658

> > > >
> > > > Hrbek Kent 612-884-6833 (h)
> > > > Huarte John 602-438-1324
> > > > Hubbard Jan 212-407-8324; 908-789-9670 (h)
> > > > Huff Sam 202-897-7070
> > > > Huizenga Wayne 305-832-3223; 305-467-2576 (h)
> > > > Hunt, Lamar 214-691-9189
> > > > Hunt Ron 314-673-2921
> > > > Hunter Catfish 919-426-7998
> > > > Hyde Harvey 818-355-1709
> > > > Iacobelli Pete 803-741-9077
> > > >
> > > > IBF - 201-414-0300
> > > > IMG 202-822-1360; 216-522-1200
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Irvin Monte 904-382-0228
> > > > Jackson, Charlie 914-476-7809 (h); 212-872-5225
> > > > Jackson Jesse 202-986-0550
> > > > Jackson Keith 818-783-7643; 604-883-9386
> > > > Jackson Reggie 510-644-0044 (h)
> > > > Jackson, Roger 212-522-2420.
> > > > Jacobs Eli 212-688-7166; 212-688-7110
> > > > Jeffrey H. Smulyen 317-266-0100; 317-297-9700 (h)
> > > > Jiggetts Dan 312-565-5532
> > > > Joe Billy 513-376-6319; 513-767-7153 (h)
> > > > John McMullen 212-466-2200
> > > > Johnson Davey 407-628-4860 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Johnson Dave (horse racing) 212-755-6867
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Johnson John Henry 412-682-7743
> > > > Johnson, Magic 310-788-7690; 310-451-4530
> > > > Jordan Lee Roy 214-357-7317
> > > > Joyce Andrea 212-787-3346 (h)
> > > > Kapstein Jerry 619-457-2470; 619-453-8757 (h)
> > > > Karch Sarge 202-861-1671
> > > > Kasten Stan 404-827-3826; 404-614-1366; 404-394-2228 (h)
> > > > Katz Mike 673-0133
> > > > Kazmaier Dick 508-371-1732
> > > > Keener, Steve (Little League) 717-326-1921
> > > > Kensil Jim 516-541-5871
> > > > Kern Rex 805-654-1548
> > > > Kessler, Jeffrey 310-8646
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Kheel Robert 212-821-8234; 212-799-0332 (h)
> > > > Kibler John 619-433-6125
> > > > Kidd Dusty Nike-503-671-6453
> > > > Kiefler Carl Willie Mays agent-201-251-9307
> > > > Kiick Jim 305-765-1041; 305-249-6570
> > > > King Billie Jean 216-522-1200; 312-245-5300; 312-647-0505
> > > > King Don 212-794-2900; 212-758-4285; 216-272-5474; 305-568-3500
> > > > King, Peter 522-1212; 201-509-2240.
> > > > Kinney Jeff 708-668-5308 (h); 312-559-1761
> > > > Kiper Mel 301-744-7922; 410-692-2032
> > > > Klein Eric (Rickey Henderson agent) 310-858-1872
> > > > Kliever Lonnie 214-692-2102
> > > >
> > > > Knoblauch Chuck 713-782-3345 (h)
> > > > Kohn Marvin 838-9230; 838-4230
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Koufax Sandy 207-469-2053
> > > > Kramer Jack 213-472-3801
> > > > Kramer Jerry 208-722-5877
> > > > Kristin Matt (US Figure Skating) 719-635-5200>
> > > > Kuhn, Bowie 904-285-9935, 904-285-9938; 516-653-4133
> > > > La Russa Tony 510-838-4679
> > > > La Russa Tony 415-838-4679 (h)
> > > > Labonte Bobby 704-788-7979
> > > > Lachemann Rene 602-488-4575 (h)
> > > > LaCivita Ric 203-226-3465
> > > >
> > > > Land Peter 212-249-6312 (h)
> > > > Landeta Sean 410-825-8855
> > > > Landry, Tom 214-750-7474
> > > >
> > > > Lane Mills 702-328-3220
> > > >
> > > > Lanier Bob 414-241-4667 (h)
> > > > Lans Allen Dr 754-2500
> > > > Lapchick Richard 617-373-4025
> > > > Lapchick Richard 617-437-4025
> > > > Lapin East West 532-7673
> > > > LaPlaca Chris 203-585-2239; 203-676-8587 (h)
> > > > Lasorda Tommy 714-870-4894
> > > > Lauren Rich 718-858-4370
> > > >
> > > > Lavalle Nye 214-407-9560
> > > > Lawton Lynnore (Women's Sports Foundation) 516-542-4700
> > > > Leaird Ana (WTA) 813-895-5000; 800-425-9488; 813-576-6001 (h)
> > > > Leaver Linda (Brian Boitano coach) 415-948-2478
> > > >
> > > > Lemon Bob 213-424-9839
> > > > Levinsohn Ross 512-1066
> > > >
> > > > Lewin Dennis 212-456-3437
> > > > Lewis Butch 302-582-4344; 302-594-0700
> > > > Lewis, Carl 713-984-1933
> > > > Ley Bob 203-585-2144; 203-583-2300 (h)
> > > > Lilly Bob 505-523-7749
> > > > Lindsay Ted 313-375-2437
> > > >
> > > > Little Larry 614-792-6189
> > > > Lolich Mickey 313-693-0029
> > > > Lopez Al 813-839-6584
> > > > Lopez Hector 516-678-6118
> > > > Louganis, Greg 310-312-3132; 310-457-3910
> > > >
> > > > Lucas John 713-799-8336; 713-799-1705
> > > > Lucchino Larry 619-584-7201; 619-454-1995 (h)
> > > > Luckman Sid 305-932-6200; 312-544-1600
> > > >
> > > > Lynch Dick 248-7990
> > > > Lynn Mike 612-475-1016 (h)
> > > > Macallister Steve (NHLPA) 416-408-4040; 905-455-0563 (h)
> > > > Mackey John 213-684-1459
> > > >
> > > > MacPhail Lee 407-752-1369; 407-278-9945; 407-243-1371
> > > > Madden John 415-846-7770; 212-874-3958; 415-820-2630
> > > > Magowan Peter 415-330-2599; 415-931-3295 (h)
> > > > Major League BB Alumni 800-33-MLBPA
> > > > Mandel Mark 212-456-4867; 201-251-8156 (h)
> > > > Mangione Steve Steinbrenner flak-- 518-1600
> > > >
> > > > Mann Carol 972-9170
> > > > Mantle's Restaurant 688-7777
> > > > Mara Chris 914-234-6764
> > > > Mara Wellington 914-967-1776 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Margenau Eric Dr 353-3560; 473-1700; 741-4668
> > > > Markbreit Jerry 708-677-9379 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Markey Ed - 212-664-2014; 932-2665 (h)
> > > > Marlin Sterling 704-782-2588
> > > > Martin Mark 910-622-5160.
> > > > Mays Willie 884-2424; 415-326-2424
> > > > McCovey Willie 707-649-0900
> > > > McDonough Sean 617-984-0928 (h)
> > > > McDonough Will 617-929-2873; 617-749-6070
> > > >
> > > > McEnroe John Sr - 212-373-3016
> > > > McGraw Tug 215-581-4573
> > > > McGuire Al 414-781-6300; 414-483-2110
> > > > McIntyre Brian NBA-212-826-7000; 914-633-7596 (h)
> > > > McKernan Pat 505-843-6573
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > McLain Denny 219-432-4679 (h)
> > > > McMorris Jerry 303-312-2342; 303-484-4441 (h)
> > > > McMullen John 466-2200
> > > > Meggyesy Dave 415-546-7866
> > > > Mercante Arthur 516-292-9000, ext 218; 516-248-6884
> > > > Mercein Chuck 914-472-4021 (h); 232-6922
> > > > Merritt Tom 201-583-4445; 212-371-5910
> > > > Michael Gene 718-579-4405; 201-934-6166 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Michaels Al 213-395-2174

> > > > Michaels Walt 717-256-3425
> > > > Mikita Stan 718-574-2370
> > > > Millen Matt 215-434-3781 (h)
> > > > Miller, Marvin 212-737-5047
> > > >
> > > > Modell Art 216-951-3637 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Moe Doug 303-694-6167 (h)
> > > > Monaghan Kevin 212-664-5407, 718-965-4371 (h)
> > > > Moore Archie 619-238-0450
> > > > Moore Lenny 301-655-6239 (h); 301-333-6777; 301-333-1059;
> > > 301-333-8289
> > > > Moran Mike USOC-719-578-4529
> > > > Morgan Joe 510-482-0876 (h)
> > > > Morrall Earl 305-475-8200
> > > >
> > > > Morris Mercury 305-443-4040
> > > > Morrison Scotty 416-245-0443 (h); 416-595-1345
> > > > Moses Edwin 513-263-5180; 714-855-1846
> > > > Moss Dick 988-6767; 310-454-9991
> > > >
> > > > Motta Dick 208-945-2571; 407-229-1071; 801-752-5839>
> > > > Moyer, Jay (NFL lawyer) 212-534-2464 (h)
> > > > Murphy Eileen (Nightline) 202-887-7289
> > > >
> > > > Murray Bill 413-637-2617
> > > > Musburger Brent 203-227-4651 (h)
> > > > Musburger Todd 312-664-2600
> > > > Muster Brad 415-897-3853
> > > > NBA - 212-826-7000
> > > > Neale Harry 716-689-2234
> > > >
> > > > Neinas Chuck CFA-303-530-5566
> > > > Nelson Todd 619-268-2871
> > > > Nettles Graig 619-481-5444
> > > >
> > > > Newman Rock 202-371-2100
> > > > NFL - 212-758-1500
> > > > NHL 212-789-2000
> > > > NHL - 212-398-1100
> > > > NHLPA 416-408-4040
> > > >
> > > > Nichols Hank 215-645-4621
> > > > NL - 212-339-7700
> > > > NYRA 718-641-4700
> > > > O'Connor Chuck 212-249-8586; 703-329-1968 (h)
> > > > Oerter Al 516-669-1376 (h); 516-575-3218; 516-349-5273
> > > >
> > > > Oliver Al 817-792-3511
> > > > Olsen Merlin 818-576-0434
> > > >
> > > > O'Malley Peter 213-224-1314
> > > > O'Neil Terry 212-664-4021; 203-661-0247, 9744 (h)
> > > > Orr Bobby 617-451-1963
> > > > Orza Gene 212-980-9024
> > > > Ostertag Thomas 914-337-3240 (h)
> > > > Owen Mickey 417-866-2148
> > > > Pacheco Ferdie 305-573-2874
> > > >
> > > > Packer Billy 919-998-2505
> > > > Page Alan 612-297-5922; 612-296-6951
> > > > Pahl Al 414-465-6766; 414-465-6646 (h)
> > > > Palmer Jim 407-626-6661
> > > >
> > > > Palmieri Sergio (McEnroe's manager) 39-51-226214
> > > >
> > > > Parseghian Ara 219-233-9481
> > > > Parseghian Ara 219-272-0186 (h); 219-233-9481
> > > > Pascal Sal 212-822-1399
> > > > Patkin Max 215-783-5933
> > > > Patterson Floyd 914-255-0802
> > > > Paul Gabe 813-831-8178 (h)
> > > > Payton Gary 415-536-2190
> > > > Payton Walter 312-843-0034; 708-605-0034
> > > > Pearl Davey 702-451-9931
> > > >
> > > > Pearson Drew 214-638-2414
> > > > Pensick Matt (US Figure Skating) 719-635-5200
> > > > Perez Tony (boxing) 212-293-0908
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Perman Marc (Barkley agent) 212-529-5800; 213-275-6800
> > > > Perry Barbara (Capriati agent) 215-568-4444
> > > > Peters Keith (Jordan marketing) 503-671-3732
> > > > Petronelli Pat 617-583-6637; 617-697-7617
> > > > Phelps Digger 219-232-6486
> > > > Phillips Bum 713-499-6369
> > > > Phillips Richie 215-979-3200; 215-647-5785; 215-647-6141 (h)
> > > > Phipps Mike 305-566-2742
> > > > Pincus Arthur NHL-212-1789-2150; 718-796-7397 (h)
> > > > Pohlad Carl 612-341-7927; 612-922-3613 (h)
> > > > Policy Carmen 415-326-7701
> > > >
> > > > Posey Sam 203-364-0156
> > > > Postema Pam 714-361-3792 (h)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Pound Dick 514-397-3037; 514-931-0000 (h)
> > > > Presten Sy 42-5058
> > > > Pro Serv703-276-3030
> > > > Puckett Kirby 612-493-4647 (h)
> > > > Pugh Jethro 214-939-0431
> > > > Quinn Bob 415-330-2502
> > > > Quinn Jim 914-273-3651; 310-8000
> > > > Quisenberry Dan 913-491-1262
> > > > Raines Tim 813-254-7844
> > > > Ralph Nader 202-387-8030
> > > > Ralston John 415-854-5308
> > > > Ramsay Jack 609-399-0104
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Randolph Willie 201-848-0281 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Rappaport Dennis 718-631-7228 (h); 718-978-3300; 718-528-4087
> > > > Ravitch Richard 212-570-1030 (h); 914-764-5574 (h)
> > > > Reaves John 713-496-3690
> > > > Reich Tom 213-556-2750; 412-391-2626; 813-957-1372
> > > > Reinsdorf Jerry 312-440-1122; 312-640-1313 (h); 602-596-8500 (h)
> > > > Rich Lauren 718-858-4370
> > > > Richard Henri 514-687-8500
> > > > Riggs Bobby 619-435-0402; 819-436-3627
> > > > Rigney Bill 510-837-8353
> > > > Riska Rudy 425-7000
> > > > Roberts Robin 813-985-7688 (h)
> > > > Roberts Tom 213-377-6969

> > > >
> > > > Robertson Oscar 513-984-0990
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Robinson Brooks 301-539-7400; 301-659-4899
> > > > Robinson Eddie 318-247-3907 (h)
> > > > Robinson John 714-692-1994
> > > > Robinson Rachel 290-8600
> > > > Rodgers Bill 617-655-9232; 508-653-9313
> > > > Rodgers Guy 213-665-4370; 213-660-3857
> > > > Rose Pete 800-803-7383 radio show ; 407-488-7383 restaurant
> > > > Rose Rich 310-552-2711
> > > > Rosen Al 619-321-7627
> > > > Rosenstein Jay 212-975-6657; 914-354-9164 (h)
> > > > Royal Darrell 512-495-4517; 512-327-5554 (h); 512-471-1156>
> > > >
> > > > Rozelle Pete 619-756-2635
> > > > Rubenstein Howard 489-6900
> > > > Rudd Irving 516-741-3232; 718-428-1427 (h)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Rudd Ricky 704-663-7778.
> > > > Runge Paul 619-579-5808
> > > > Russell Bill 206-232-2405; 206-236-0765 (h)
> > > > Ryan Buddy 502-839-9838
> > > > Ryan Jim 913-749-3325; 913-631-1100
> > > > Saban, Lou 813-645-1495
> > > > Sack Alan Dr 203-389-5284 (h); 203-932-7285
> > > > Sain Johnny 708-968-8779
> > > > Sam Rutigliano 803-768-7058; 216-256-9829
> > > >
> > > > Sample Johnny 215-472-5227
> > > > Sands Jack 617-227-5535
> > > > Sax Steve 916-652-3775 (h)
> > > > Sayers Gale 708-982-1030
> > > >
> > > > Schaffel Lewis 305-577-4328
> > > >
> > > > Schanzer Ken 212-664-2437
> > > > Schayes Dolph 315-446-5186
> > > > Schmidt Joe 313-353-5577
> > > > Schramm Tex 214-363-6665; 305-294-6715 (h)
> > > > Schuerholz John 404-614-1368; 404-237-8711 (h)
> > > > Scott Ray Bass Anglers-205-286-9724
> > > > Seifert George 408-732-8822 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Selig Bud 414-933-4114; 414-352-0927 (h)
> > > > Selmon Lee Roy 813-974-2125
> > > > Sexton Jimmy (Reggie White, Heath Shuler agent) 901-763-4900
> > > > Shamsky Art 751-6387
> > > > Shell Donnie 803-252-1223
> > > >
> > > > Sheridan Danny 205-476-1122
> > > > Shula Don 305-828-0281 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Silverman Ira 686-5983
> > > > Simpson OJ 213-820-5702
> > > > Skowron Bill 708-893-3379
> > > > Slusher Howard 213-541-0035
> > > > Smith Tal 713-965-0410
> > > >
> > > > Solomon Artie 914-472-3390 (h); 914-472-6598
> > > > Soltys Mike 203-585-2242; 203-589-8361 (h)
> > > > Spahn Warren 918-297-2400
> > > > Spence Jim 605-0255
> > > > Sperber Murray 812-855-4433; 812-339-5308 (h)
> > > > Spitz Mark 213-879-1184
> > > >
> > > > Springstead Marty 813-922-9149
> > > > Stabler Ken 205-433-8888
> > > > Stabler Ken 205-433-8888
> > > >
> > > > Stack Ed 269-1833
> > > > Stallworth John 205-533-6497
> > > > Starr Bart 205-945-4974
> > > >
> > > > Staubach Roger 214-386-0739 (h); 714-720-8700
> > > > Steinbrenner 813-281-9001; 813-886-7130; 718-884-0591; 718-884-0791
> > > > Steiner Jim 314-862-5560
> > > > Stephenson Dwight 305-5573230
> > > > Steve Young 801-226-1010
> > > > Stouffer Kelly 308-327-2969
> > > > Stram Hank 504-892-4771
> > > >
> > > > Strickland Bill Chris Webber agent-202-822-1360
> > > > Strock Don 305-887-7756
> > > > Suder Pete 412-375-7518
> > > > Sugar Bert 730-1374
> > > >
> > > > Swann Lynn 412-391-8242
> > > >
> > > > Swanson Dennis 212-456-3710
> > > > Tagliabue Paul 212-472-1998; 301-320-7271; 212-758-1500, ext 6923
> > > > Tanner Chuck 412-658-6717
> > > > Tarkenton Fran 404-231-8575
> > > > Taylor Alan 714-1280
> > > > Team Tennis - 312-245-5300
> > > > Tekulve Kent 412-257-0471
> > > > Theismann Joe - 305-428-7507 parents
> > > >
> > > > Thomas Dave-Te 718-843-6934; 718-848-5256 (h)
> > > > Thompson Charles 513-268-9304
> > > > Thon Dickie 809-796-2198 (h)
> > > > Thrift Syd 804-435-0515; 703-591-6459; 703-591-6511
> > > > Tisch Bob 212-545-2828
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tittle YA 415-328-7586
> > > > Torre Joe 314-425-0668 (h)
> > > > Towler Deacon Dan 213-343-4446; 213-684-1556 (h)
> > > > Trabert Tony 904-285-4362
> > > > Trainer Mike 301-657-4771
> > > > Tranghese Mike 401-831-0588
> > > > Trautwig Al - 887-6793; 516-674-3730
> > > > Trebelhorn Tom 503-232-5903 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Trope Mike 213-478-4799
> > > > Troy Jim 203-352-8649
> > > > Trudeau Garry - 721-5075
> > > > Tunney Jim 408-624-1111; 408-659-3200
> > > >
> > > > Turner Bulldog 817-865-5561
> > > > Turner Ted 404-827-1827
> > > >
> > > > Tutko Thomas Dr 408-688-7249 (h); 408-924-1374
> > > > Ueberroth Peter 213-312-1888
> > > > Underwood John 305-367-3172
> > > > Upshaw Gene 202-463-2212 (h); 703-759-6004.
> > > > US Figure Skating 719-635-5200
> > > > USTA 914-696-7000
> > > > USTA 914-696-0300
> > > >
> > > > Vaccaro Jimmy 702-791-7242
> > > > Vaccaro Sonny 213-454-0921
> > > > Valentine Bobby 817-925-0919 (h)
> > > >
> > > > Vargo Ed 412-287-3066 >
> > > > Veeck Mike 305-783-2111
> > > > Vermeil Dick 215-486-0199
> > > > Vincent Fay 212-288-0112
> > > >
> > > > Viola Frank 305-788-1751 (h)
> > > > Visser Lesley 212-752-1832
> > > > Vitale Dick 813-794-6841
> > > > Waitz Grete 904-332-0544
> > > > Wallace Allen 714-494-7866.
> > > > Wallace Kenny 704-785-9191 414-931-4307 704-664-2300.
> > > >
> > > > Wallace Mike 910-631-9375.
> > > > Wallace Rusty 205-582-3711.

> > > > Walsh Bill 415-327-1991 (h)
> > > > Walsh Jim 688-6310
> > > > Walton Bill 619-294-9085
> > > > Waltrip Darrell 704-455-3500.
> > > > Washington Kermit 503-684-5713
> > > > Washton Arnold Dr 213-4900
> > > >
> > > > Watson Bob 713-799-9611; 713-467-0760 (h)
> > > > Weaver Earl 305-558-2610
> > > > Weber Michael (WWF) 203-352-8600
> > > > Weisman Mike 310-471-5565; 213-551-2270
> > > > White Bill 215-982-5816; 212-754-4611.
> > > >
> > > > White Charles 714-458-3844
> > > >
> > > > Whitfield Shelby 908-536-7084
> > > > Williams Buck 503-720-1002
> > > > Williams Ted 813-796-7716
> > > > Wilpon Fred 516-773-3800; 212-953-4000; 516-759-5500 (h)
> > > > Wilpon Fred 516-759-5500
> > > > Wine Bobby 610-539-6755 (h)
> > > > Winfield Dave 213-472-8704 (h)
> > > > Winslow Kellen 708-655-5939
> > > >
> > > > Wladika Vince 212-556-2472; 908-264-3689 (h)
> > > > Wolf David 362-3686; 595-0454
> > > > Wolff Roger 618-826-3866
> > > > Wooden John 818-343-2266
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Woods Ickey 513-769-3334
> > > > Woy Bucky 214-252-4738
> > > > Wynn Early 813-485-3996
> > > > Young George 201-935-3491; 201-935-9212; 201-825-7361 (h)
> > > > Young Steve 801-226-1010; 801-649-2499
> > > > Youngblood Jack 714-633-2251
> > > > Ziegler John 313-625-2914
> > > > Zimmer Don 813-360-6835 (h)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ken Macha (Pittsburgh): 724-325-3371
> > > > Jeff Kent's agent, Jeff Klein, (Weil Gotshall Manges) 212-310-8000
> > > > David Bell (Seattle): 206-669-4194
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Reggie Sanders: 602-740-4600 (agent Eric Goldschmidt sp???)
> > > > Mark Ellis: 605-484-7526 (Phoenix)
> > > > Scott Hatteburg: 253-857-8776 (h), 617-877-6706 (c),
> > > schoop10@aol.com
> > > > Tim Hudson: 813-645-7162, thuddy15@aol.com
> > > > Lou Piniella: 813-265-2023 (home in Tampa, Fla.)
> > > > Brian Sabean, general manager: 415-793-3214 (c), 972-1910 (o)
> > > > Ned Colletti, assistant general manager: 415 793 3213 (c),
> > > > ncolletti@sfgiants.com
> > > > Giants owner Peter Magowan's assistant: 972-1952
> > > > Russ Ortiz: 480-221-5806 (h in ariz), 480-539-7929 (c),
> > > > play4him48@aol.com
> > > >
> > > > Rich Aurilia: 602-840-4878 (h), 602-421-0850 (c), dilli@aol.com
> > > >
> > > > Bud Black cell: 619-548-0306
> > > >
> > > > Johnnie Baker (Dusty's dad in Sacramento): 916-978-9644
> > > > Billy Beane: 925-855-1665 (h), 510-917-3456 (c)
> > > > Barry Zito: 323-481-0084 (c), leftyripper@aol.com
> > > > Mike Venafro: 941-267-7044 (h), 214-684-4853 (c), mrven1@aol.com
> > > > Kathy Jacobson, Zito's publicist, 925-736-5333
> > > > Jim Zeches, 49ers West Coast regional scout, 408-562-4949 (office),
> > > > 480-226-2146 (cell), jzeches@niners.nfl.com
> > > >
> > > > AL Mariners
> > > > Main number for public relations 206-346-4000
> > > > Director baseball information Tim Hevly 206-346-4402 (office),
> > > > 206-522-3647 (home)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Assistant director baseball information Matt Roebuck 206-346-4408
> > > >
> > > > (office), 206-321-4586 (cell)
> > > > Peoria, Ariz., spring training 623-412-9000. Call and ask for our
> > > > stringer Matt Paulson there, or try 480-898-6525 or his home
> > > > (480-820-5303).
> > > > General manager Pat Gillick 206-374-9216 (home in Seattle)
> > > > Chairman and CEO Howard Lincoln 206-346-4153 (office)
> > > > Team doc (did TB tests) Mitch Storey, local clinics 782-3383 or
> > > > 368-6100.
> > > > Boone, Bell agent Adam Katz (discretion): 310-260-7600
> > > >
> > > > NFL Seahawks
> > > >
> > > > Press room: 425-827-9777
> > > > Main number for public relations 425-827-9777
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Director public relations Dave Pearson 425-893-5000 (office),>
> > > > 425-830-1193 (cell)
> > > > Assistant director public relations Lane Gammel 425-893-5104
> > > (office),
> > > > 206-427-9558 (cell)
> > > >
> > > > NBA SuperSonics and WNBA Storm
> > > > Main number for public relations 206-281-5800
> > > > Senior director of public relations Valerie O'Neil 206-272-2704
> > > > (office),
> > > > 206-250-5235 (cell)
> > > >
> > > > Director of public relations Mark Moquin (Sonics) 272-2540
> > > (office),
> > > > 206-728-9591 (home), 206-250-5238 (cell)
> > > > Assistant director of public relations Liam O'Mahony (Storm)
> > > > 206-272-2686
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > (office), 206-285-6746 (home)
> > > > Drew Herdner 250-5237 (cell)
> > > >
> > > > PCL Tacoma Rainiers
> > > > Kevin Kalal 253-7861-5639 (office), 253-752-7707 (office)
> > > >
> > > > University of Washington
> > > > Main number for sports information 206-543-2230
> > > >
> > > > Media relations director Jim Daves 425-778-4689 (home),
> > > 206-498-2649
> > > > (cell)
> > > > Jeff Bechtold 206-526-0617 (home)
> > > > Susan Reid 206-320-1009 (home)
> > > > Dan Lepse 206-781-7294 (home)
> > > >
> > > > Husky Stadium pressroom 520-6582
> > > >
> > > > Neuheisel's agent, father dick neuheisel - 480-838-0437.
> > > >
> > > > Washington State University
> > > > Main number for sports information 509-335-2684
> > > > Director Rod Commons (football) 509-332-8309 (home)
> > > > Craig Lawson (basketball) 509-338-4556 (home)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Pac-10 Office in Walnut, Calif.
> > > > Jim Muldoon 510-932-4411 (office)
> > > >
> > > > NCAA headquarters in Shawnee Mission, Kan.
> > > > 913-339-1906
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Gonzaga
> > > >
> > > > Main number for sports information 509-323-6373
> > > > Oliver Pierce 509-891-7819 (home)
> > > >
> > > > Eastern Washington
> > > >
> > > > Main number for sports information 509-359-6334
> > > > Director Dave Cook 509-235-4672 (home)
> > > >
> > > > Western Washington
> > > > Main number for sports information 360-650-3108
> > > > Director Paul Madison 360-354-8754 (home)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Seattle Pacific
> > > > Main number for sports information 206-281-2772
> > > > Director Frank McDonald 206-938-2244 (home)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Central Washington
> > > >
> > > > Sports information director Roy Elia 509-963-1485 (office),
> > > 509-962-2575
> > > > (home)
> > > >
> > > > WIAA headquarters
> > > > 425-687-8585
> > > > Mike Colbrese, Tim Stevens
> > > >
> > > > NFL headquarters
> > > >
> > > > 212-450-2063, 212-450-2064
> > > >
> > > > AP Voters
> > > > Ted Miller, Seattle Post-Intelligencer, (college football for 2001
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> > > >
> > > > season), 206-443-9247 (home), 206-628-8370 (office)
> > > > Carter Strickland, The Spokesman-Review of Spokane, (college
> > > basketball
> > > > for the 2001-2002 season) 509-332-8879 (home), 509-432-4629 (cell)
> > > >
> > > > AP sports phones at sites
> > > > Safeco Field press box phones 206-664-3516, 206-664-3528.

Somebody please call Bill Walton and remind him that he's a flaming deuschbag. Thank you.

OJ needs a ring fo sho!

Please scratch off that number for Tug McGraw.

Damn, no number for Billy Kidd. I was going to give him a jingle to see if he could pick me up from Hayden airport next month :)

I wouldn't bother with Gene Autry either.

Edit: or DiMaggio

EditII: Who the hell is this guy?

Pound, Dick 514-397-3037; 514-931-0000 (h)

no listing for bolea, terry or hogan, hulk. what gives? isn't the list supposed to be superstars?

that list is so Old School:D :D

and some of them are dead...creepy

if its legit .........it sucks for the rest of em

That is freaking awesome, I think I'm gonna give Bobby Orr a call!

Rich Gedman lives in Boston!
That list rocks.

No one from the U.S. Women's soccer team is listed. :(

I just know that Brandi want to hear from me...

is Sandy Koufax still alive??
I worshiped him when i was in little league. Maybe tonight Ill give him a ring to share my feelings.

No Kournikova? Damn.

Who the hell is Dick Pound?

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Ouch, that's as nasty as Bruce Cockburn.

Mercury Morris is on that list! Wow. A high school teacher use to call me Mercury. Then I found out he got tossed from the NFL for drug use. Or at least that's how I remember it.

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This looks more like the Tracey Austin timeframe.

Murray Bill 413-637-2617

"uuuhh... its a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Northern California Sensimilla. you can play 18 holes on it in the morning, and get stoned to bejeezus in the afternoon..."

werd.

edit: thanks Pinner - "THAT'S why they call that shit The Chronic!"

> > > > Clemens Roger 713-392-6337
It's on
> > > > Hobson Butch 508-898-3544 (h)
"So I'm trying to score some good weed down on the Cape..."

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Who the hell is Pound, Dick (h)

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International Olympic Committee Marketing Negotiator and financial trouble shooter and one of the most influential forces at the IOC for the last 20 years.

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Murray Bill 413-637-2617

"uuuhh... its a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and California Indica. you can play 18 holes on it in the morning, and get stoned to bejeezus in the afternoon..."

werd.

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"Northern California sensemilla," actually.

No J-C Killy, no Alain Penz, no Patrick Russell, so Jean-Noel Augert, no Ingermar Stenmark, no Plake, no ...
pshaw...useless.

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Somebody please call Bill Walton and remind him that he's a flaming deuschbag. Thank you.

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Already reminded him via my letter published in Mens Journal a few months back...

"How could you publish an article about sports commentators and not include Bill Walton as someone to avoid? I want to vomit everytime I hear him and his "Throw it down, Big Fella, throw it down!"

..or something like that.

No Derek Jeter? Thank god... prevents me from lying to my girlfriend, "What? Derek Jeter's phone number? Don't got it..." ;)

No Tomba La Bomba? Anyone remember when he dedicated the silver that he won at the 92 games to the cocktail waitress that he had met a few days before? (she might have been a stewardess)

I wonder what the heck Ralph Nader is doing on that list?

Has anybody tried calling....ANY ONE?

george W is on there too. Dynamite, I am going to ask him if i can date his daughters.

What, I'm not cool enough to make your stupid list? That's fine, cuz kevin dineen doesn't want your calls, anyway.

Tried G-Dub, Al Davis, and OJ, but just got a "this number has been disconnected message"

Snopes says it's real though so some of them probably still work.

Wonder how up to date that is. I mean, Walter Payton hasn't been alive for quite a few years.

And I'm mad Lance Armstrong isn't on there. I was gonna call him up and ask if he could help pay for my cancer treatment.

I went right to the H's and looked for Laird Hamilton. Good thing his number's not there, I might have started stalking him.... (thereby pissing of Gabriella Reese, and frankly, she could kick my ass).

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THANK YOU.

Call me insensitive, but I liked him more when he was afraid to talk in public....

I was tempted to call Ditka and resurect Da' Bears

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And I'm mad Lance Armstrong isn't on there.

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This time of year it would have to be a long-distance call. Do you really want to contact him? I might be able to get his e-mail address.

Excellent! I can finally call Ickey Woods and have him walk me through the "Ickey Shuffle."