I think this was mentioned recently, but I couldn't find the thread to bump. As a public service to my skiing brethren, I would like to remind everyone that today is Steak and BJ day.
/you're welcome
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I think this was mentioned recently, but I couldn't find the thread to bump. As a public service to my skiing brethren, I would like to remind everyone that today is Steak and BJ day.
/you're welcome
After 2 consecutive years of trying to sell my wife on this idea (unsuccessfully) I have given up. She actually says "that's what Father's day is for." My Mother's day argument falls on Deaf ears, since she still lives under the delusion that Valentine's Day is for "both" of us....
Of course, NPR only announced that it's also Pi Day.
Pie would be good too. I'm curious about the order...is it better to have the blowjob first, and then the steak, then pie? Or steak, pie, blowjob?Quote:
Originally Posted by alpinedad
Oh, steak & bj day...I almost forgot! This is one of those days that I would consider to be an equal opportunity holiday.
Sprite
I could have sworn it was on March 20th. Guess I cant complain if I can pull it off twice.
edit: cuz i spelz gud
From the wiki article:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy_B
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The original message named March 20th as the actual day, but subsequent repostings of the message list the 14th as the official day. It has however, been known for both dates to be considered correct, and to be celebrated on both days.
Snowsprite = Trannie? :eek: yewQuote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
er... the whole point is that you don't have to pull it offQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy_B
I stand corrected.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arno
lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Clack
Uh oh...Clack thinks bjs are for guys only! My deepest sympathy to your gf.
;)
Sprite
If I may speak for him, I suspect that he would use a different name for oral-vaginal sex. Or perhaps, many different names.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
lol...I know. I'm just busting chops on him. And he on me.
Oh hell..okay I admit it--I'm really a burly hairy and well-hung guy.:D
Sprite
Ha. She gets hers as long as she does her chores.
That's sexy in a boorish kind of way. I love it!
Sprite
I say damn, it's still the 14th, I had elk steak for dinner & my wife is all pleased that I got a bunch of framing & electrical done today in the basement. It's looking positive.
This is a really great idea. The only problem is drawing the eyes, nose and mouth on my hand doesn't make it feel like a BJ and it's really hard to cut my steak.
Oh well, maybe I can convince someone on St. Patrick's day that I got a snake that only a saint can control. :biggrin:
bumpy for 2007
If this is an equal opportunity holliday, valentines day needs to be to.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
V-day is a kind of a pain for most people overall IMO. Sure, you can have in on that one!
Sprite
Oh shit I forgot....doesn't look good for me though. I've got a hockey game tonight and won't be home untill way past "don't touch me" time.
Son announced that it was Pi Day... I say, Pie, phooey... is there a Cake Day???
When is carpet munching tofu day?
Didn't you shut your computer off and move or something? :) Nice view from your new digs... (sorry for hijack)Quote:
Originally Posted by AsheanMT
Don't forget that I also got to watch a 6lb baby boy squeeze out of my wifes vagina:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: (thread successfully jacked!)Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
6 lbs??? that's IT??? Mine was 8 lbs 3 oz... with an epic head circumference... we called him Charlie Brown for a lot of years til he grew into it...Quote:
Originally Posted by AsheanMT
NOW the hijack is complete. :)
and I think I congratulated you but if not, here ya go. :)