Real or Fake?

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09-22-2001, 04:14 AM
ArmchairExtreme

Real or Fake?

Do You care? Does it matter?

(just tryna help out, ONS)
09-22-2001, 04:39 AM
Kewi

Is what real or fake?
09-22-2001, 10:43 AM
Tag

See sig below....
09-22-2001, 01:42 PM
oyster

Keep 'em real! We have enough plastic / silicone products in our lives. -- Of course, from the purely aesthetic perspective the fakiesaint so bad...
09-24-2001, 01:29 AM
Woodsy

real for sure.
09-24-2001, 08:52 AM
Jeff Spicoli

Who cares as long as they're BIG.
11-20-2002, 06:15 PM
Woodsy

tangential from KQs post
11-20-2002, 06:16 PM
Juan Valdez

Real
11-20-2002, 06:17 PM
AntiSoCalSkier

Real (big that is)
11-20-2002, 06:23 PM
ZEDASHBIZZLE

Quote:

Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier:
Real (big that is)

keepin it real
11-20-2002, 06:26 PM
KQ

Quote:

Originally posted by ArmchairExtreme:
Do You care? Does it matter?

(just tryna help out, ONS)

Have you ever seen that "Guide to Surviving Dating?"

They have a section in there on how to spot fakes. From what I remember when I was reading it at the book store it said:

If you spot a woman in her 30's with full, high breasts you can bet they are fake.

So there you go - go forth and investigate.
11-20-2002, 06:28 PM
truth

Quote:

Originally posted by Tag:
See sig below....

oh really?
11-20-2002, 06:36 PM
BIZARRO

BIZARRO KNOW THAT REAL IS FAKE AND FAKE IS REAL. BIZARRO VOTE FAKE.
11-20-2002, 06:59 PM
Beaver

Quote:

Originally posted by KQ:


Have you ever seen that "Guide to Surviving Dating?"

They have a section in there on how to spot fakes. From what I remember when I was reading it at the book store it said:

If you spot a woman in her 30's with full, high breasts you can bet they are fake.

So there you go - go forth and investigate.

Hmmm. So whadaya think guys real or fake?

http://www.owensneversleeps.com/kq.jpg
11-20-2002, 07:42 PM
BIZARRO

Quote:

Originally posted by Pedro Pasquali:


Hmmm. So whadaya think guys real or fake?

http://www.owensneversleeps.com/kq.jpg 

BIZARRO KNOW IF FAKE OR REAL. BIZARRO ONLY NOT WONDER WHY PEOPLE WEAR PANTS 6" ABOVE BELLY BUTTON?

EVEN WITH PANTS NOT PULLED DOWN FROM ARMPITS BIZARRO STILL NOT ADMIT PICTURE NOT SEXY.

[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: BIZARRO ]
11-20-2002, 07:54 PM
Arty50

Careful posting pics like that! Pics of gorgeous, brunette skiers will cause me to get in a bus accident!
02-20-2004, 07:38 AM
bad_roo

Bump cos that picture never gets boring.
02-20-2004, 07:59 AM
Mcwop

Damn! I thought this was a Britney Spears post.
02-20-2004, 08:24 AM
schuss

note to self: get own hottie.
02-20-2004, 09:56 AM
EPSkis

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaver
Hmmm. So whadaya think guys real or fake?

http://www.owensneversleeps.com/kq.jpg

Daddy like.

:D

Oh - and what Spicoli said.
02-20-2004, 09:58 AM
bad_roo

First she's gonna SHIT then she's gonna KILL me for bumping that!
02-20-2004, 10:05 AM
Viva

Real- I don't care about size, a great personality is so much better!

Fakes feel weird- too solid, like there's a big lump in there.

A recent gf with fakes had some seriously deformed nipples and areolae- maybe not a consequence of the implants, but so hard not to make an association.
02-20-2004, 10:19 AM
Aldo

Real nice.
02-20-2004, 10:26 AM
xboat

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_roo
First she's gonna SHIT then she's gonna KILL me for bumping that!

is that really KQ?

niiiice...
02-20-2004, 10:30 AM
Honc

Big does me little good if they hang around the waist. I needs me a boobie that can stand up on it's own. If surgery can bring life back to the dead then I am all for it.

We're talking about boobies, no?
02-20-2004, 10:30 AM
TJ.Brk

Real. :cool:

I dated a girl out in Cali that had a pair of fakes. Sure they look great, but they felt like someone took silly putty and stretched it over a cereal bowl;)
02-20-2004, 10:43 AM
Viva

Quote:

Originally posted by TJ.Brk

I dated a girl out in Cali that had a pair of fakes.

I think that she "had a pair" goes without saying.
02-20-2004, 10:50 AM
Tippster

So much hate...

"If you prick them, do they not leak?"
02-20-2004, 11:03 AM
ak_powder_monkey

real and in proportion to the body
02-20-2004, 12:26 PM
AntiSoCalSkier

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaver
http://www.owensneversleeps.com/kq.jpg [/B]

Anyone looking for a new avatar?
02-20-2004, 05:48 PM
TJ.Brk

Quote:

Originally posted by Viva
I think that she "had a pair" goes without saying.

Well if you want to see a boat load of fake boobies go to "henry & harry's, and the red onion" at Newport Beach.

Just remember to not laugh so hard and blow your beer through your nose when you see guys with hair plugs hitting on the trophy Barbie Dolls :D

Oh and it makes a great bar drinking game. Each time you see a fake hair guy hitting on the Trophy Barbies you drink one of the following shots depending on the types of fake hair:

-toupey= shot of tokillya
-standard hair plugs=shot of JD
-complete wig= shot of wild turkey
-old man fake hair= double shots of flaming piggys

*WARNING* When playing this game at Newport Beach , CA you will run into all 4 types of fake hair, so you will get very drunk on this game in a very short period of time. Very bad hangover will surely follow
02-20-2004, 05:51 PM
powderhound

real, you can squeeze them harder
02-20-2004, 05:55 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally posted by TJ.Brk
Well if you want to see a boat load of fake boobies go to "henry & harry's, and the red onion" at Newport Beach. [/I]

Heh...I used to live in Irvine. I remember that Red Onion well...talk about cougar central, that place was a college boy's wet dream...:)
02-21-2004, 05:40 PM
Gregbo

REAL !!

anything more than a mouthful is just for show anyway...
02-21-2004, 06:53 PM
interloper

I need more information,woof.
02-21-2004, 07:14 PM
Crinkle

Fake is real good eye candy.