pam anderson in the elevator

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11-02-2005, 01:40 PM
natty dread

pam anderson in the elevator

I know, I know, worthless without pics, but anyway I was on a call last night at the motley crue/stones concert at the rose garden, going up the freight elevator to get to an injured person. Just before the doors close, we hear a "wait, wait!" and pam anderson, her son, and her little entourage cram into the elevator with us--her famous boobs within bumping distance. We just stood there dumbfounded. I've never been a fan of her and in general I hate fake boobs, but I must say she was smokin hot, better looking in person than on TV, though really skinny. She looked at my buddy who was carrying our heart monitor and asked, "Is that a debrillator?" "Yes it is," was his brilliant reply. I thought of giving her some smartass reply about baywatch, but before we knew it we were at our floor. Prolly no big deal to you cali maggots, but celebrity elevator encounters are pretty rare in these parts.
11-02-2005, 01:44 PM
Cornholio

I think the correct answer to her question might have been along the lines of, "No, actually, it's a silicone detector. Here's how it works..."

Or something.
11-02-2005, 01:50 PM
Bodhi

Aaaaaahhhhhggggggggg.

Hopes crushed.

peace,
D.
11-02-2005, 01:51 PM
PacRimRider1

l'espirit d'escalier. Or in this case, ascenseur.
11-02-2005, 01:54 PM
Endlessseason

Heh. That would be interesting to see what she looks like in real life. Is she shorter or taller than you would have expected?
11-02-2005, 02:00 PM
Crinkle

ahhh Natty, I am disappointed. Once in a lifetime chance to burn pamela with a baywatch reference and you blew it. ;)
11-02-2005, 02:51 PM
flatlander#2

No, it's a high powered vibe, care for a test spin?
11-02-2005, 03:06 PM
natty dread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crinkle

ahhh Natty, I am disappointed. Once in a lifetime chance to burn pamela with a baywatch reference and you blew it. ;)

I know it! I must admit I was googly eyed and incapable of saying anything at all witty or intelligent till after we got out.
She is shorter and smaller in real life than on TV for sure.
11-02-2005, 03:21 PM
schindlerpiste

It's cool. You get a pass, because she was with her kids. Quick thinking may have resulted in accidently "bumping" into the stemergency stop button, which, in turn, would have caused you to rub up against those luscious casaba melons.
11-02-2005, 03:29 PM
Buzzworthy

Some people have all the fun. ;)
11-02-2005, 03:33 PM
shmerham

I'm quite positive I would've done the same.

A friend of mine was in the Illinois State Finals for hockey and he rode the elevator at the United Center with Chris Chelios:

Friend's thoughts: Don't say something dumb, don't say something dumb.

Friend: Hey Chris, my name is Josh.

Friend's thoughts: Doh!

Chelios: *stands there and says nothing*
11-02-2005, 03:41 PM
schindlerpiste

Ther only difference is that Chris Chelios would not give me a hard-on, Pam Anderson would.
11-02-2005, 03:43 PM
Crinkle

Quote:

Originally Posted by natty dread

I know it! I must admit I was googly eyed and incapable of saying anything at all witty or intelligent till after we got out.
She is shorter and smaller in real life than on TV for sure.

the power of boobs.....that and probably seeing her little video with tommy "meat weapon" lee
11-02-2005, 03:45 PM
lost

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cornholio

I think the correct answer to her question might have been along the lines of, "No, actually, it's a silicone detector. Here's how it works..."

Or something.

Now that is funny!!!!
How was the show, must of been sick
11-02-2005, 03:48 PM
fridge

If I was ever in an elevator with Chris Chelios I would:

1. Kick him in the groin
2. Point and laugh
3. Repeat
11-02-2005, 03:51 PM
Raps

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmerham

I'm quite positive I would've done the same.

A friend of mine was in the Illinois State Finals for hockey and he rode the elevator at the United Center with Chris Chelios:

Friend's thoughts: Don't say something dumb, don't say something dumb.

Friend: Hey Chris, my name is Josh.

Friend's thoughts: Doh!

Chelios: *stands there and says nothing*

Chelios is actually real nice in person - met him after a celebrity hockey game last year during the lockout....but the nicest NHL guy i've met was Hasek - i drank red bulls and vodka with him.....and he didn't mind when i refered to him as The Dominator..."another red bull and vodka for The Dominator bar- keep"

Best thing to do when talking with pros or celebs is just not act like a star struck goon but act normal and on their level. Most don't mind when you compliment them etc...just don't be corny. I live in NYC and there are lots of NY athletes in my neighborhood so i've had some good practice....(a-rod, jeter, giambi, tino)
11-02-2005, 03:54 PM
ill-advised strategy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raps

I live in NYC and there are lots of NY sports athletes in my neighborhood so i've had some good practice....(a-rod, jeter, giambi, tino)

Yeah, sports athletes are so much better than other athletes.
11-02-2005, 04:00 PM
Raps

Quote:

Originally Posted by YetiMan

Yeah, sports athletes are so much better than other athletes.

Thanks for proof reading my draft....
11-02-2005, 04:02 PM
ill-advised strategy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raps

Thanks for proof reading my draft....

are you going to draft some sports athletes for your sports team? ;)
11-02-2005, 04:02 PM
Crinkle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raps

I am a name dropper.

thought so ;)
11-02-2005, 04:10 PM
Tippster

Famous people:

Shit like you do
Bleed
Eat crappy food sometimes
Were born from Humans, not Angels
Have feelings
Love their kids

...and basically are like every one else who is not famous. I've met asshole nobodies and famous sweethearts in my life. The one constant is there's no constant.... oh, besides the fact that the famous usually have more money than I do.
11-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Raps

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crinkle

thought so ;)

eeaaaaasy Crinkle.....just adding to the conversation...i can go on if you want... ;)
11-02-2005, 04:23 PM
ill-advised strategy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

Famous people:

Shit like you do
Bleed

I don't know why but that part just makes me think of rectal bleeding...
:confused:
11-02-2005, 04:28 PM
Tippster

Quote:

Originally Posted by YetiMan

I don't know why but that part just makes me think of rectal bleeding...
:confused:

Perhaps that order should have been different.... ;)
11-02-2005, 04:32 PM
aspenskibum

[QUOTE=Tippster]Famous people:

Love their kids

...and basically are like every one else who is not famous. I've met asshole nobodies and famous sweethearts in my life. The one constant is there's no constantQUOTE]

if they love thier kids why the hell do they name them like they're naming a pet?
and i've also found that most celebrities are just like normal people, except a hell of a lot more pretentious and demanding. i guess that really only applies to actors though
11-02-2005, 04:37 PM
ill-advised strategy

Hi, I'm Blanket, Blanket Jackson...
11-02-2005, 05:05 PM
bigsugar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

Perhaps that order should have been different.... ;)

Bleed shit like you do? :confused: :biggrin:
11-02-2005, 05:27 PM
flatlander#2

I would have started humming Aerosmith Love in an Elevator...
11-02-2005, 11:37 PM
midget

[QUOTE=aspenskibum]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

Famous people:

and i've also found that most celebrities are just like normal people, except a hell of a lot more pretentious and demanding. i guess that really only applies to actors though

Don't forget rockstars. Jesus, every one of them I've ever encountered during Sundance has been a 100% assbag.
11-03-2005, 08:14 AM
Xover

ohhhhhh, what i would've said ..... very disappointed in you L :nonono2:
11-03-2005, 09:51 AM
Bandogge

Chelios... Interesting sidebar...

I saw him in a Montreal bar, maybe one o-clock in the morning, quite a few years ago, get his ass handed to him by Elvis Stojko... Literally ran about three second, with Chelios swigning at nothing but air, and Elvis grappling his ass to the ground and holding him down with a knee...

The entire bar was stunned to say the least...