Originally Posted by
BmillsSkier
I believe that's the one. Good lookin out Danno.
Uecks storytime: back in undergrad I worked in the pro shop of a country club and every time the Brewers were in town to play the Reds he'd come out and play golf with one of the objectively biggest asshole members I've ever come across (which still holds true to this day which is saying something because I know a lot of asshole club members), an ophthalmologic surgeon who would brag to anyone and no one that he was bringing Bob Uecker to play golf and he needed no one hassling him and open tee times before and after their group.
OK guy, our pro would always smile and nod ignoring his requests.
So one day Bob shows up and much like Al Czervik, he's tearing the pro shop up with his commentary and generally making fun of everyone and everything. It was great. Then the Dr. comes in and he saves his best stuff for him. In about 5 minutes time while the Dr. was getting them checked in Bob basically bullied him out loud for anyone within earshot to hear: making fun of his bald head, his beer belly, his dog, his 3rd wife... everything. The Dr. so was red-faced and embarrassed by the time they walked out the side door we all were left staring and smiling in awe.
Then Bob pokes his head back in the door and announces to the shop, "you think I got him sufficiently rattled for the next 4 hours!?!" with a huge smile.
It was faaaaantastic.