If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?
For me, a bike multi tool and sarcasm
If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?
For me, a bike multi tool and sarcasm
kung fu grip and a bitchin' beard yo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF50trbM6aQ
fact.
A hovercraft. And another hovercraft.
ky jelly and a bowl
An Aviat Husky and a husky/ shepherd mix dog.
Beer and weed
Detachable penis, and a bigger detachable penis.
are you jeremy clarkson?Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
This might be accessory one. It's a jeep that turns into a boat. Accessory two pending.
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I like it. Like Bud Man and Weed Man all rolled into one. No pun intended.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Well, it obviously didn't come with a dictionary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mntlion
A full length white fur coat and a jewel encrusted cane
You're gonna need a hat, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruiser
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A raygun
And a lesbo 3000 chinstrap.
As a kid I had one that shot out a grappling hook and magically recalled the figure up, and another one (play mobile?) with skis. Wouldn’t be a bad combo. That’s aspiration.
A tumbler of pink gin and a sneer otherwise.
Titty bar glitter and a hangover. Up until 17 years ago.
I guess now it would be a calendar of my kids' extracurricular activities and simmering road rage.
Hookers... and blow.
Skis and a kick ass rifle for the accessories. Kung Fu grip and beard of course on the figure
Erectable Penis and a lasersword.
Technically those are at least three accessories.Quote:
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Is that the same thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by subtle plague
What use is a non erectable penis? But thinking about it. Most action figures have no penis. GI joe was a eunuch. So yeah. A proper wang should be on the list. No wonder he was so angry. Ken doll had no penis either. Which explains his attire.
A big knife. And an alibi.
Is a Subaru with a ski pod 1 or 2 items?
Depends. Are you a lesbian?Quote:
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Frodo Baggins with a toaster oven and a bionic dick.
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Would that make him Dildo Baggins?Quote:
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6 Million Dollar dick. I wonder if that porn Was ever made. With the original Sound sample.
^^^^ mine makes that sound already
https://youtu.be/4OyIBuF73PQ
You don’t need an alibi with ill fitting glovesQuote:
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Male lesbianQuote:
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Gore Tex and AWD
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Hmmm ... "There and Back Again"?Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Alright, Subaru and black lab mix, since I guess the ski pod doesn't count. Includes real Teva sandal wearing, PBR swilling action!
Does this count as two?
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Yes. There are two of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
But. That’s your personal action figure choice?
Nttiawwt.
You do you.
But if I could chose I would rather have two machine gun penises than two machine gun nipples
I make due with one howitzerQuote:
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