Here's a picture of two zebras playing. Enjoy.
http://www.alumni.caltech.edu/~kantn...es/ZEBRAS2.JPG
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Here's a picture of two zebras playing. Enjoy.
http://www.alumni.caltech.edu/~kantn...es/ZEBRAS2.JPG
Trivia: What color are a zebra's black stripes when it is born?
brown?
or is this one of those trick questions
Thanks!
you got it... just heard it on the radio yesterday.Quote:
Originally posted by Mountainman
brown?
or is this one of those trick questions
Is a zebra white and striped black ?
Or is it black and stripped white ?
My God, how much better could zebras possibly be?
I wonder if they're good to eat.
white-trash zebras sporting mullets!
:eek:
The black and white stripes even extend into the mane. They're that good. Never ate one though.
Lions sure seem to like 'em.Quote:
Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
I wonder if they're good to eat.
They are totally cool, and by cool I mean super SWEET!!! I want one. I wonder if you can break them and ride them (like a horse, not like donkeys are ridden in Tijuana).
Touring with Llamas is so passé. Zebras are so in. I wonder if there is a strain that is better suited to altitude ?
And how do they like the cold? I bet a blanket would keep 'em warm enough. Seen 'em on horses and they have the same fur.
Zebras on horseback? Is there anything they CAN'T do?Quote:
Originally posted by 1080Rider
Seen 'em on horses and they have the same fur.
They are the ninjas of the Equidae family. Wonder how they deal with maggots ?
2 drops!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
Zebras on horseback? Is there anything they CAN'T do?
Is it striped? They can't be that good.Quote:
Originally posted by Big E
2 drops!!!
Do you mean species or strain of zebra? If the former, I'd say you go with a yak. Giddy up!Quote:
Originally posted by Gorillo
I wonder if there is a strain that is better suited to altitude ?
http://www.domestic-yaks-wild-yaks.com/yaktwo.jpg
And you too can sport the zebra look to cover that ugly helmet:
http://www.crazeeheads.com/_images/products/smZebra.jpg
Or sheep are ridden in Montana for that matterQuote:
Originally posted by 1080Rider
They are totally cool, and by cool I mean super SWEET!!! I want one. I wonder if you can break them and ride them (like a horse, not like donkeys are ridden in Tijuana).
Funny you should mention it...Quote:
Originally posted by Gorillo
Touring with Llamas is so passé. Zebras are so in. I wonder if there is a strain that is better suited to altitude ?
http://www.badroo.alivewww.co.uk/deuxalpes032/zebra.jpg
Come to Les Deux Alpes where zebras are cheaper to run than two-stroke weed whackers.
Don't get me started on the Canadian jokes...Quote:
Originally posted by Canuk
Or sheep are ridden in Montana for that matter
Hey, now! The Ottawa Senators aren't that bad.Quote:
Originally posted by Mountainman
Don't get me started on the Canadian jokes...
So a guy has a pet giraffe, and its really sick and he doesnt know what to do with it. So he takes it to a vet and leaves it on the floor in the recpetion area. As soon as he's leaving, one of the vet's comes out and says "hey, you cant leave that lyin here"
and the guy goes "it's not a lion, its a giraffe!"
I guess it would work with a zebra too, but i like giraffes better
Really bad zebra jokes borrowed from jokedictionary.com.
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped.
How many were left?
Nine!
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Now you see it now you don't. What are you looking at?
A black cat walking over a zebra crossing.
I can't believe there are so many bad zebra jokes on the Internet.
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/...es/zebra.shtml
A ZEBRA'S RETIREMENT
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool."
The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
Egad! My arch-nemesis, Dr. Tim Casio. professor emeritus of GorillaGenics!
So, we meet again, professor. But this time, the ADVANTAGE IS MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
damnit nevermind stupid computer
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edit: computer people - is there an easy way to shrink down gifs to avitar size?