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We need a venue for the annual Utah mini party so that Mini goers can showcase their mad furry costume and alcohol consumption skills.
I'll volunteer to host because a) my house is 5 minutes from the mouth of LCC and b) we had a great time hosting the shindig last year.
What say ye maggots?
You may have to fight me & skiingbear for the honor, however...Quote:
Originally Posted by boarderline
since we have a WETBAR!!!!!!! in the family room/basement of our new house..
but your new house is pretty sweet too.
maybe we'll split the duties, k?
i wanna party at skibears house this year!!!!
...looks like they have a very spacious place to host this.
Edit: This is altachic..one of these days i'll stop posting under my husbands name. :rolleyes:
Let's just pray for snow in the valley during the mini. Our backyard is easily big enough to build up some drunk skiing/boarding excitement.
Maybe a new precendent needs to be set for 2 major parties for the mini???
I like the way you think. The more parties, the merrier.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiingBear
My new house is about 3000 sq. feet so there's plenty of room to mingle.
I raise you 3600 sq. ft ;) BQuote:
Originally Posted by boarderline
I call your puny 600 sq. feet and raise you another 1000 sq. feet....wait, never mind. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by skiguide
How about we get down with our bad selves at your house on Friday night the 10th, and at my house on Saturday night the 11th?
Two or more Mini parties would be radness.
Anyone else want to step up and volunteer to have yet another party? C'mon, you know you do.
EDIT: My liver is crying already.
Fuck, Fuck, fuckity, fuck!
How am I gonna talk my wife into letting me come back from a week in UT on Sat 2/4 and then go back on the following TH or FR?
Important meeting with the Gov.?
Business Trip?
I'm really a super secret CIA agent and the security of the country is as stake?
C'mon maggs I need some really good ideas.
Missed the plane flight back??? Stay out there for 2 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by teledave
Fly her out for the 3 or 4 days in between and treat her to some spa treatment at Snowbird. Might be pricey though.
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Originally Posted by skiguide
I will be partying here, as my bed will be made and waiting for me to pass out on eventually. :biggrin:
And the next night or night before, I will have Bear drive me and Guide back from Boaderlines party so I can sleep on my bed that is made and waiting for me to pass out on. :biggrin: :biggrin:
That is what happens when I am storing the bed for you in one hell of a cramped garage now. :biggrin: ;) :biggrin:
I will supply wyoming beer. Tell me what yall are looking for. I am a new belgium fan myself. Or Camo 40's...depends on bills :-).
We could start a paypal account just for the booze/food or something. :biggrin:
How much would a limo be for the evening, doing pickups and drops, to make sure everyone can enjoy themselves without sweating the drive? That comfort is so nice after a good party. Maggot limo? Don't we know someone who is a muckity-muck at Smith these days???
How super could he be, that SuperG, while gaining a little publicity???
Dude, we should so get a keg of something good. Failing that, a bit of quantity of Fat Tire or some other good pale ale would be the bomb diggity.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaramieSkiBum
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Originally Posted by boarderline
I smell another poll "brewing"
Fat would be sweet. I'm a fan of the sunshine too, or Laramie's Altitude's 7200
I personally have overdone the Fat Tire and like a bit more hoppiness in my pale ale. PM me Lar, we can talk about a keg for sure and get some real good suds.
I like the way you think. :biggrin:
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Originally Posted by splat
Yeah, good point Splat. This is Utah, you WILL go to jail if you drive, just trust me on that one, learned this the hard way.
Plus I hope the roads are all white anyway so I will coordinate with the party throwers and make sure we have cab numbers, maybe some extra sleeping bags from the Utard crew to donate for drunken skiers, .....
In Utah, the party thower is responsible for the guests leaving their house IF you had been served alchohol by them. SO, out of great respect for the party thowers, please use your best judgement AND DO NOT DRIVE IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING!!!
Are you serious?....this isn't just for contributing to a minor?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
whoa....what a concept.
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Is it against the law to permit another person to "get drunk"?
Yes, it is. Utah Code Annotated 32a-12-216(2) states, "A person may not permit any other person to become intoxicated as defined in section 76-9-701, or any intoxicated person to consume any alcoholic beverage in any premises of which the person is the owner, tenant, or occupant, or in any chartered bus or limousine of which the person is the owner or operator.
A violation of this section is an infraction.
you gotta be shittin me?! I didn't know this one either:
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Is there such a thing as "Happy Hour" in Utah?
As far as liquor licensees and liquor sales are concerned, no. Happy hours or any other promotion which discounts beer or liquor prices is prohibited, as is anything else which promotes over consumption.
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Originally Posted by LaramieSkiBum
The beauty of a keg is that you were not served by them. It was help yourself, right? ;)
BUT, kegs are illegal in Utah. :rolleyes:
Yes, when I bartended, you do have to watch it. I stopped them when they fell down. :biggrin:
Plenty of couch/futon/floor space en mi casa if needed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
Glad you caught part of my drift.......
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Originally Posted by splat
Well, when you have an 8th month old that is on the move and keeping you very busy from 5am to 10pm, the old brain does not work to its capacity.
The Smith and Super G stuff I am obviously out not knowing what you are speaking about. Part not gotten. :frown:
I will be out there this winter for the Utah mini for sure!!
Nothing like sea-level lungs and consecutive nights of boozing to make me feel like a million bucks.
SHIT!! mwho needs snow? Just hose down your new lawn!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiingBear
Yea, that's pretty much the law in every state.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
And I'm sure many of us haven't considered the potential ramifications for our hosts in the past, and we've all probably left parties that we shouldn't have when it's really not a big deal to crash.
Seriously, though, I"ve always had an open door policy on that issue, and pretty much, I think everyone should just PLAN to stay, unless you have a DD/nice sober person driving.
1st Annual Maggot ORGY! (er... i mean, slumber party)
with 6 bedrooms, and two great rooms essentially, and not nearly enough furniture to fill it all yet or by the time the mini rolls around, there should be plenty of floor space available. and maybe even some other choice spots.
a big skier's breakfast where we all pitch in could be fun the next morning anyway.
Congrats on the new digs!
Do you really need all that room though? Seems awful big for just two people who work and travel quite extensively.
Who needs furniture. Says the guy who's only peice of furniture is a LayZBoy recliner.
Shit dog, which one of you Utards do I need to drink under the table? :biggrin:
Edit: I just realized that this post will probably bite me in the ass. I reserve the right to delete it at a later date! :biggrin:
Haha.. yea, the size is a bit absurd and not exactly what we planned on - it just popped up- we bought the house more for the double lot than anything else - a whopping .40 acres! which at the same price, we were looking at things with half that. however, we each need a home office (as of Jan 1 - we'll both be working from home, in addition to travel)Quote:
Originally Posted by powderwhore
plus an exercise/spinning room for the bike nut and his bike nut buddies.
and 2 guest bedrooms is nice.
and don't forget the rottweiler is the size of an additional human:)
since we keep freaking talking about it (but its so exciting:) here's a gratuitous link to pictures:
http://www.kodakgallery.com/BrowsePh...1&sort_order=0
whatever, you guys are going to join the predominant church and start pumping out children left and right :p
There's going to be drinking under the table? Shit man, be my guest, you'll be lucky if you fit under the table. Then again, when I get done with you I'll be able to fold you in half and place you under the table. :the_fingeQuote:
Originally Posted by Below Zero
....or maybe not...I talk a lot of shit, I know.
Suggested Party Games/Pranks
1. Take AKPM out to local hot spots and see how many women turn him down.
2. Put training wheels on phUnk's motorcycle.
3. Wouldn't that statue of Moroni look good in drag?
4. See if we can get Splat a senior citizen discount at Denney's
out of ideas
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Originally Posted by Below Zero
If only beers, you are on bitch. I don't touch the liquor.
Edit: I also reserve the right to wake up still drunk, get my ski clothes on, lay back down on the floor and proceed to get multiple "sandy vag" calls from the Goggled Foggy one, thus never making it to the mountain as more drinks started flowing again in my freaking coffee. :rolleyes:
3.2% doesn't count! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
C'mon dude, make it interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Name your suds. I only drink that crap for another 15 days, then I am 4 miles from Idaho beer store and will have a nice tolerance yet again by the time this happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Below Zero
What you saw at the Falling Rock was me sipping 3 beers.
Don't mess with Buzz and his beer. :p
bump
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I reckon I could bring down a keg of Zonker Stout, Snake River Lager, or similar from Jackson.
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Originally Posted by nhtele
I recon you are correct sir! I think Stout may be a bit too on the "fill you up" side, but an ale or lager from Snake River would be keen.
mmmmmmm! Snake River!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
how about shot luge for the party? I'd be happy to bring the stand w/ me for the mini, just need a table to set it on and a 300 lb block of ice.
THIS JUST IN:
We're going to have a band for the party at our house.
If anyone's curious about the venue, there are pics here.