Fuck instal snap chat fuck zuck
Today is Mother’s Day.
But I didn’t make cafe latte and strawberries and cream and blah blah blah you don’t appreciate me like my other friend’s husbands that post on Instagram snap gram whateve
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Fuck instal snap chat fuck zuck
Today is Mother’s Day.
But I didn’t make cafe latte and strawberries and cream and blah blah blah you don’t appreciate me like my other friend’s husbands that post on Instagram snap gram whateve
Go outside and breathe
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Been outside and breathing and doing yard work all morning. It was niceQuote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Then she comes home from yoga and Pilates angry as fuck.
Fuck. Namaste biatch
TGR is social media.
Post some naked pictures of said wife here to show her your appreciation.
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Maybe she’s pissed because you are homeQuote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
In addition, maybe you are misdirecting blame here and need to reflect on the reasons for her anger
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https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...Christ/page227
there is already a whole fucking thread for that kind of shit
Yes. True.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
But without social media insta snap Fuck book most people would have no idea what their friends are fake happy posting.
It’s the fake happy face that annoys me. Most people’s lives are a grind.
I havent been married in a long time and my mothers dead so its impossible for me to fuck up mother's day ergo I just lead an empty meaningless life whereas you lead such a rich/ nuanced life :)
Didn't you know namaste roughly translates to go fuck yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Oh man, fun day at your house!Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
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Did you give her a MD card or flowers before she went out?
Oh, really?Quote:
Originally Posted by AdironRider
https://www.merriam-webster.com/word...ory-of-namaste
Bless your heart.
A local bro & I came up with the greeting " Namaste mutherfucker " and a fist bump after a lot of drinks, he was envisioning a cartoon Hindu-super-character who would jump into the fray yelling the battle cry , he has small kids now and we have since decided on more refined verbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqkQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
SarcasmQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Have you heard of it?
Sarcasm? No, please help.Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
I guess I need new batteries in my sarcasm meter. In my defense, I never took any yoga classes.
Thanks for sharing my diary entry today.
She left angry. I took a short nap. Then went back to yard work. Birds rabbits coyotes sunshine.
And no yelling.
Namaste motherfuckers.
Dude, on a sarcasm scale of 1-10, his post was a 12 at least. I think your meter needs a full replacement under warranty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Kind regards
No make up sex?Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
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Eh, we all have our off days.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
And though I’m willing to concede that was pretty bad on my part…12, really?
It would seem it’s the perfect time for coreshot to ask for a blow jobQuote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
H.A.G.S. (Have a great summer)Quote:
Originally Posted by byates1
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It’s clearly social medias fault you didn’t do shit for your wife on Mother’s Day. She probably thinks less of you than we do and that’s saying something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Cunnilingus is the answerQuote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
And women need to feel special u fuked ip bro
Fair point. I was up at 5am and that thought occurred to me. But decided to let her sleep in. Should have poked her at 6:30 before the boys wake up.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
allow me to help you since I'm an expert on women
rolling her over and poking her ah no no
should have started off spewing a bunch of sweet nothings while stroking her hair which then turns into you giving her a back rub and saying how much you appreciate her from there you start pleasing her instead of giving her the whole morning jackhammer routine that should be the last thing you do it should be all about her
maybe clean her car ask her what you can do besides drink beer smoke dope and put around the yard
signed
a guy who got laid multiple times yesterday and doesn't do social media except maybe tgr and strava
fred showing us the ways and providing wisdom, per the usual. namaste.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
i’m shocked that a conspiracy theory enthusiast slumlord isnt mindful of other people
It's not wife's day, it's mother's day. If she's not your mother then there's nothing to be concerned with. YRMV
^thats a nice theory. Got any real world testing on it?
Did you read the rubber doll reviews, on social media, before your purchase?Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
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Fucking lawyers.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackstraw
Yes. She’s not my mother. But she is the mother of my boys. So yeah. It’s mutha fucka day biatches.
Maybe next year I’ll get it right.
Next time I’m sure a couple social media posts will fix her disappointment.
It’s probably too late if you haven’t figured it out by nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
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Is it just me, or do Core Shot's kids seem to change ages based on the topic?
My soul honors your soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides.
I honor the light, love, truth, beauty, and peace within you because it is also within me.
In sharing these things, we are united, we are the same, we are one.
NAMASTE FASTFRED
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I here penile implants are thingQuote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
If not viagra works for some people
"I'm not sure fucking five times is my thing"
Yeah. It is the way we've rolled since the kids were old enough to write "mom" with crayons. Same goes for fathers day...not husband day.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcphee
Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
I'm pretty sure people have been fucking up the mothers day well before social media
so I'm just curious if CS did anything at all ?
maybe he didnt realize it was mothers day ?
but if he blew it on purpose what did he expect ?