things you can say about your car, but not your partner.....

she needs a good waxing...

Meh. My partner gets waxed.

Then I buff her.

Can’t wait to trade up to a newer model

That's not a leak, she just marks her territory.

It aint the year, its the miles

She’s 15!


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She needs a lot of lube

I gotta find a new guy to work on her

Mileage is low but damn, I drove her hard.

I get rubber in all 4 gears.

(not sure how that applies but it sounds funny)

Better take her in and get the undercarrage inspected

She ain't pretty, but she'll get you there

She's got room for four, but it's usually just the two of us.

She's got plenty of gas.

She's loose

She doesn’t suck.

Yep, I bolted that rack on there myself.

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She's got plenty of gas.

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Our wives differ

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Yep, I bolted that rack on there myself.

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Outstanding
Though
We aren't all dentists, I think there may be a plastic surgeon or 2 in the mix...

Only one owner

Lol, in twenty years, I *might* have heard her fart once. Stealthy!

There’s fluid coming out of her tail pipe

Needs new headlights?

A bit of bondo and a fresh coat of paint will make her look like new.

Love to ride her down main street on a hot summer night with her top down.

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There’s fluid coming out of her tail pipe

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You and ride it need to embrace she needs it in "Der poopenhusen" feel so popular around these parts

She’s a bit of a guzzler.

Only thing I don’t like about it are the headlights.

Been spending way to much time under her lately.

Headlights are underwhelming.

Lost my 10mm somewhere inside.

She's got a lot of displacement.

Her mudflaps are hanging a little low after a rough ride last night

There’s plenty of room on the back.

She has pretty high mileage and just isn't worth much anymore

Master cylinder's shot, so you gotta pump it a few times.

There’s room for two in the back seat.

After I'm done detailing the interior, I give the outside a thorough waxing.

Wow, that was quick...

Fuck this piece of shit!

She's a piece of shit but I can't afford a nicer one

I can afford a nicer one, but it's not worth it at today's prices.

I tried selling her but nobody wanted one

She’s leased


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Shes fast, but she just can't carry enough of my gear.


I love her. I just keep beating the shit out of her and even though her looks get worse, she just keeps on ticking. Love one that can take a beating.