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07-25-2022, 03:28 PM
EWG

The Board Is Boring Today.

I'm trying desperately not to work and this board is not helping. Let's all try to do better, ok?
07-25-2022, 03:47 PM
rideit

New redheads we haven't seen yet?
07-25-2022, 04:09 PM
Brownski

I just put some kayaking pics in the upstate thread if that helps
07-25-2022, 04:10 PM
Danno

I didn't realize that me going on vacation would have such a big impact.
07-25-2022, 04:11 PM
dunfree

How many of y’all wear Velcro shoes and pleated elastic waist street pants?
07-25-2022, 04:20 PM
ötzi

I was getting some acupuncture for some shit and the guy doing it was bitching about some older clients, he said, these fuckin' guys, they sit down to put their underwear on.

A few sitters-down on here no doubt.
07-25-2022, 05:06 PM
Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by EWG

I'm trying desperately not to work and this board is not helping. Let's all try to do better, ok?

Post up some nekkid pics of your wife. That should perk this place up.

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07-25-2022, 05:24 PM
Billow

Will Trump or Putin die first and who will kill it and how?
07-25-2022, 05:27 PM
BobMc

It’s Pioneer Day (celebrated), we’re mostly taking the day off.
07-25-2022, 05:54 PM
babybear

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went for a hike this morning
Attachment 422367

then did some errands and saw this which I made sure to capture for the board/ bored
Attachment 422368

then just got done a bike ride.
no pics.
07-25-2022, 05:58 PM
ötzi

Maryland tags. Tow your offroad survival pod behind a color-matched Volvo. That's pretty Maryland.
07-25-2022, 06:06 PM
dunfree

Are the Jetta door handles pink?
07-25-2022, 06:06 PM
riser4

...Hills that is. Swimming pools, movie stars.
07-25-2022, 06:16 PM
mcphee

There’s a new gun pic in the gun thread.
07-25-2022, 06:18 PM
babybear

Quote:

Originally Posted by ötzi

Maryland tags. Tow your offroad survival pod behind a color-matched Volvo. That's pretty Maryland.

It’s a vw. not sure if that changes the Maryland equation

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunfree

Are the Jetta door handles pink?

they were red
07-25-2022, 06:22 PM
riser4

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcphee

There’s a new gun pic in the gun thread.

Fuck off with the dick pic. That's straight up asshole behavior.
07-25-2022, 06:23 PM
PB

Quote:

Originally Posted by ötzi

Maryland tags. Tow your offroad survival pod behind a color-matched Volvo. That's pretty Maryland.

I thought it was a Volvo too.
Guess that puts us in the sitting down to put your underwear on group?? I can still stand and put my socks on though.
07-25-2022, 06:33 PM
EWG

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Originally Posted by Brownski

I just put some kayaking pics in the upstate thread if that helps

They did. Excellent work. Thanks. That was a nice 10 minute distraction for sure.

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Originally Posted by Danno

I didn't realize that me going on vacation would have such a big impact.

Christ, Danno getting a bigger head is not what we need.

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Originally Posted by dunfree

How many of y’all wear Velcro shoes and pleated elastic waist street pants?

Not Yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ötzi

I was getting some acupuncture for some shit and the guy doing it was bitching about some older clients, he said, these fuckin' guys, they sit down to put their underwear on.

A few sitters-down on here no doubt.

Ummmm...

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Originally Posted by Harry

Post up some nekkid pics of your wife. That should perk this place up.

No.

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Originally Posted by Billow

Will Trump or Putin die first and who will kill it and how?

I'm out.

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Originally Posted by BobMc

It’s Pioneer Day (celebrated), we’re mostly taking the day off.

Doing better than me.

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Originally Posted by babybear

went for a hike this morning

Outstanding work right here. Nature pick followed by a world class GOTOS photo. Pay attention - this is how it's done.
07-25-2022, 06:53 PM
irul&ublo

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcphee

There’s a new gun pic in the gun thread.

https://youtu.be/AKutgps3sDQ
07-25-2022, 06:59 PM
grinch

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Originally Posted by dunfree

How many of y’all wear Velcro shoes and pleated elastic waist street pants?

Ill have to get a pic of the shoe dripAttachment 422381

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07-25-2022, 07:19 PM
Cisco Kid

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vfzbZ4-qiPQ
07-25-2022, 07:29 PM
stealurface831

Quote:

Originally Posted by babybear

went for a hike this morning
Attachment 422367

then did some errands and saw this which I made sure to capture for the board/ bored
Attachment 422368

then just got done a bike ride.
no pics.

nothing like a nice 45min afternoon ride from town to Wilson.
07-25-2022, 07:32 PM
babybear

this is exciting folks.
I think we have a new benny all localities expert here
07-25-2022, 07:32 PM
TBS

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Originally Posted by BobMc

It’s Pioneer Day (celebrated), we’re mostly taking the day off.

Heh, Ms TBS works for our little town’s newspaper. She got a call today “there’s a bunch of people walking next to the highway in old time clothes pushing wheelbarrows!”
Having grown up a Momo, she was able to enlighten them
07-25-2022, 07:45 PM
stealurface831

Quote:

Originally Posted by babybear

this is exciting folks.
I think we have a new benny all localities expert here

not feigning expertise, just gotten the chance to witness the shitshow once or twice.
07-25-2022, 07:53 PM
detrusor

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Best I could do after the damage 24 hours in the hospital on Pioneer Day infected. For gods sake people not everything’s a dildo!

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07-25-2022, 08:24 PM
babybear

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

once or twice.

don’t sell yourself short. that’s sufficient for the benny level
07-25-2022, 08:30 PM
John_B

Quote:

Originally Posted by detrusor

Attachment 422385

Best I could do after the damage 24 hours in the hospital on Pioneer Day infected. For gods sake people not everything’s a dildo!

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Now I'm not asking you to commit a HIPAA violation, but....
07-25-2022, 08:35 PM
BmillsSkier

I’m pretty sure Timberridge needs to update the expert list to fill the void of “citizen of the world” now that Benny is gone.
07-25-2022, 08:47 PM
Buzzworthy

Bob spelled our holiday incorrectly but we’ll let it slide due to uncalled for gang activity in another thread.
07-25-2022, 09:14 PM
stealurface831

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Originally Posted by babybear

don’t sell yourself short. that’s sufficient for the benny level

there are things i aspire to in life. being like bunny is not one of them.
07-25-2022, 09:31 PM
jono

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I’m pretty sure Timberridge needs to update the expert list to fill the void of “citizen of the world” now that Benny is gone.

Cono has been doing some important traveling.
07-25-2022, 10:07 PM
fastfred

it's midnight and im naked inside a van at a highway rest area somewhere in middle america sorry your day sucks
07-25-2022, 10:19 PM
CarlMega

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Originally Posted by fastfred

it's midnight and im naked inside a van at a highway rest area somewhere in middle america

I've heard about things like this. Question is... abductor... or abductee?

Don't tell us right off, let's see how it plays out.
07-25-2022, 10:30 PM
mcski

Can you get sick drinkin piss?
07-26-2022, 06:01 AM
riser4

Quote:

Originally Posted by detrusor

Attachment 422385

Best I could do after the damage 24 hours in the hospital on Pioneer Day infected. For gods sake people not everything’s a dildo!

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Um, I think the saying goes that anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, or something like that.
07-26-2022, 06:02 AM
riser4

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Originally Posted by John_B

Now I'm not asking you to commit a HIPAA violation, butt....

Fify
07-26-2022, 06:17 AM
Core Shot

Attachment 422381

I’ll take where do deadheads go to die for $500 Alex.
07-26-2022, 07:59 AM
VTskibum

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Originally Posted by riser4

Um, I think the saying goes that anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, or something like that.

No idea what pioneer day is until this, but seems they've got it backwards per the google definition or maybe they just couldn't complete the journey....

Completing a treacherous thousand-mile exodus, an ill and exhausted Brigham Young and fellow members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints arrived in Utah's Great Salt Lake Valley on July 24, 1847. The Mormon pioneers viewed their arrival as the founding of a Mormon homeland, hence Pioneer Day.
07-26-2022, 08:02 AM
Timberridge

Quote:

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I’m pretty sure Timberridge needs to update the expert list to fill the void of “citizen of the world” now that Benny is gone.

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Originally Posted by jono

Cono has been doing some important traveling.

Benny was unique in the world of travel. We might have to split that role into Domestic, International, and Extraterrestrial now that he's gone. What's Cono's expertise?

Back to boring. This is what happens when some of you light your ban torches and then the site gets curated by the mods.

If Benny were still here he'd post something stupid to get you people all worked up and this place would be exciting again. Instead we get some dude posting pictures of his feet.

Maybe Dexter will come along today and save us?

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Originally Posted by fastfred

it's midnight and im naked inside a van at a highway rest area somewhere in middle america sorry your day sucks

In the meantime, thank god we have a small sprinkling of fastfred right now.

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