Just so we don’t clutter up the RE thread too much.
This one is a little…busy?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...03355358_zpid/
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Just so we don’t clutter up the RE thread too much.
This one is a little…busy?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...03355358_zpid/
Is this where Star Wars sets go to die?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Man, that one is... not to my taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Aesthetics aside, it seems like it'd always be cold in there. Wouldn't the concrete just suck any heat out of the air?
There are some gems on zillowtastrophes on Instagram and tiktok.
You have to wonder how someone can look at the plans for this house and like it enough to approve its construction.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Both of these houses could fall under a new zillow category: Nouveau Riche
It's easy enough to understand if you assume that they're the type of people who will use that bizarre pit to make people fight wild animals. What other kind of person would live in a place like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kailua_Boys
hasnt this one been posted before? Was featured at the wsj website, months ago iirc.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
I'll take heat for this but I kind of like it. The setting could be better but it's an interesting place. Looks like some of the concrete pours were less than ideal.
Or the kind of people that will make people fight each other to the death in the pit. And then they'll release the winner for a human hunt. That's a seriously creepy place.Quote:
Originally Posted by idahospud
Not Zillow or Redfin, but this place near my 'hood has been on the market for 4 years now at $17 million...
https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...9_M95260-45147
First thing to do is get all the horse related stuff off the property.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
Primed for go-karts and motorcycles with the dirt oval next to the house and paved oval around it.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
You would think a 17 mil listing would have a full array of professional photos instead of half shitty renderings.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
12k square feet and staged for three kids to share one room, eye rollQuote:
Originally Posted by rideit
I could see it as a bar / restaurant. As a house, it seems horrible. "It's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
That's the servant quarters, kids have been shipped off to boarding school and only seen at resorts during breaks.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan_pdx
The people who build/buy this kind of shit must be nauseating human beings.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
One thing I can never get past in a lot of these "high" end homes over $5 mil is the usage of really ugly/cheap/POS pre-engineered flooring. If I had a couple hundred million I might go all in on a over the top place but I would never let a piece of shit beveled edge flooring anywhere near it. What self respecting architect even suggests that shit ?
Wall to wall deep shag carpet FTW, bro!
One double garage? Seems a bit lean to me.
also zillowgonewild on ig.
Holy HDR!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
What the fuck is that? Set from Harry Fucking Potter???
Ha! Sounds about right: when you care enough to send (them to) the very best (boarding school).Quote:
Originally Posted by fatnslow
Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Drove by this house yesterday and many times before, WTF??? I had no idea it was a missile silo. Curb appeal = 0
What is it that they say about silk purses and sow's ears again? Nice shop in the garage though.
https://www.redfin.com/WA/Bellingham.../home/15797083
Looks like a nice easy way to install a range hood.
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Too much? How about this one for only $7.3 mill - but only 80 acresQuote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...33613568_zpid/
Check out this sweet lego castle way up in the boonies (good B/C skiing close by!) Only 3.45 mill.
https://www.castanet.net/news/Vernon...r-3.45-million
Builds a 7 million dollar house, buys the shittiest $15 shelving racks from Walmart for his workshop (that appears to have never been worked in)Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
That’s a festool customer shop
A little ocean front shack for ya'll
https://www.redfin.com/RI/Newport/19...=native_dialog
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It’s not the style people want to live in now, but everything about that is more considered than the atrocities posted above.
The style is great. The budget is the problem. Here is one a little further up the road.
https://www.redfin.com/MA/Prides-Cro...home/175620039
Only 100k in annual taxes. And that is on a 5.5MM assessment. Who knows what for insurance.
Wife’s old boss had a house right near that. Thought it was the one on the left but his had more of a mansion at the top of the rolling lawn to the ocean. Fucking gatsbyian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
And my neighbor is the listing agent on that apparently.
Of all multi million dollar wrecks here I see one interesting design detail. The exposed copper pipes for hot, cold and waste in the bath shower and sink in this image from 30 Cheval Cir, Bellevue, ID 83313.
Image 24 of 64:
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/5...1536_1152.webp
Someone gets a small amount of extra credit in that the drain waste vent is designed to be part of the shower curtain frame. But the rest of the home is not pleasant to look at.
Soon to be torn down. Iceman slept here.
Evidently, FEMA remapped the flood plain, so despite never having been flooded, the county bought it.
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/1/b...26045121_0.jpg
This was our first house, generalled by wife and I while I worked full time. We fought hard for that place.
That's a shame, it looks like a great house. Also, does anyone else think it's a little short sighted to tear down a livable house in the midst of a housing affordability crisis?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
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because money can't buy taste. DM for submissions. https://twitter.com/Zillotine?s=20
Yuck. A silver Ferrari and a land snowmobile trike? Gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
The amount of shop and garage space is bonerville, though.