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https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/16/taco...gs-hotel.html?
"The Mexican fast-food chain is taking over a Palm Springs, California, hotel and resort in its latest move to recognize the brand’s super fans."
Super Fans? WTF? people actually go there for reasons besides, "its closest to the freeway exit" or " I'm hammered & hungry"
do these people have superbowels to help with the regret that always follows the decisions above?
"Run For The Bathroom". Yes.
Taco Bell is the one of the healthiest fast food joints....
I shit you not.
https://www.wideopeneats.com/know-ta...t-food-chains/
I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell.
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They better be paying good wages to the maids at that hotel.
No fooling. That shit will get old quick.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Hmmmm...cellulose!
"Hello, American Standard? Yes, this is Taco Bell. We'd like to order seven hundred of your finest jet toilets."
A weekend in a hotel with Taco Bell enthusiasts?
Better wrap that chalupa up.
the American Standard reference intrigues me..Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
where did you do your hotel time?
Total taco fest.
All of our hotels are Taco Bell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIcE4OvnqAY
Just gonna park this one in here...
:biggrin:
bonus b-side!
playin with the queen of farts
you never know when she'll fart
you never know when she'll poooo
she'll poo right next to you!
she's layin' ass all the time
stinkin' out all the guys
that's cause she has to pooo
so keep her away from you
If this concept works, I see a Burger King and KFC hotel popping up next to it.
Welcome to the hotel Taco Bell
Such a lovely place.
On a dark desert highway
cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of fried corn chips
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a Taco Bell Sign
My stomach rumbled
And my mind grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood behind the counter
I heard the mission bell
I was thinking to myself
This could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she punched in my order
And she asked me to pay
there were voices down the corridor
thought I heard them sa - ay
Pepsi piped into the drinking fountains
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At least they don't need to worry about providing a workout room.
I shit my pants just reading that.
:mad:
Send not to know for whom the bell tolls
the bell tolls for thee!!
This should probably go in the bad news for climate thread.
Der poopenhausen?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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No time behind the desk of a hotel. Just something I've noticed in reverse kanga.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
I want dibs on the Imodium vending M/C's
*Baja blastQuote:
Originally Posted by nickwm21
They need to build one in Tampa, so I'll have somewhere to go after spending all day:
https://www.pennlive.com/entertainme...of-a-trip.html
lulz
Damn it, Craig! This thread stinks!
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TB hotel bathroom slayed!!
#tbcleanse
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Smells like you ate the asshole out of a rotting rhinoceros.
You can check out any time but you can never leaf.
I'm gonna ship my pants right now.
That’s called a Doritos LocoQuote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
More like Doritos ojo cafeQuote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Taco Bell? Plz, that's some weak-ass shit.
I'm currently playing Mexican Roulette with:
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I'll let you know in 12 to 24 hours if I survived.