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Hi guys, I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this thread. I apologize in advance.
I'm planning my brothers bachelor party in Jackson Hole this February. Does anyone have recommendations where to stay, eat and go out?
Appreciate the feedback!!
Have you checked the area for a Hooters?
I think the only girl in JH is BB.....and she is married......your buddies are all screwed...unless chicks ain’t their thing.
Great skiing.....no chicks.
There were two chicks in '89. There's gotta be like 20 or so now?Quote:
Originally Posted by BC.
4 words:
SNOWMOBILE
HILL
CLIMB
CHAMPIONSHIPS
#getwrecked
#springbreak
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...got-Style-NSFW
beat that, post tr
No one will beat that BP........damn....that had it all except the fire trucks.....incredible.Quote:
Originally Posted by ml242
That’s one more than in 77.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackstraw
So challenging in more ways than one.
That’s at the end of MarchQuote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
No shit. The only chick from there that posts here is married to the best skier in the valley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shredhead
I was out on the town last night, with the best skier in Aspen.
Rich MILF’s were buying us drinks!
Was TJ still tormented over the loss of his good friend Dex?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shredhead
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it's funny that you posted this in the TR thread- but the guys here wd be stoked if you posted a dope TR for them . altho now I have to bleach my eyeballs from my quick scan thru the linked TR lol
anyhow-maybe chk out one of the backcountry huts or yurts. probably slim dates open now but might work out for a night or two as people cancel etc. You could always just do it for a night or 2 and hire a guide (not that much if there are several of you to split it with) and everyone feels like they learn stuff in between all the booze and boobs. You can post up in the Jackson regional thread for recs if you decide to go this route
And I have to say that there are a lot more attractive ladies here these days than the days of yore. sometimes I have to swat them off my husband bc he is the best skier on the mountain*
You'll want to plan on hitting up the Cowboy Bar on town square Fri and/or Sat when you are here. People send it there- locals and tourists so you get the blend and things get kinky. just watch out for the police bc they loove to arrest drunken visitors on the town square.
Uber is still hit or miss here. we dont have a ton of drivers so sometimes you are relying on it and there's nobody but cabs are around too
And TRUST ME- get a shit ton of gatorade and other bevs of the non alcoholic nature bc the altitude and dryness here will kill anyone who is not used to it and your group will be the most destroyed they have ever felt if they only drink booze and don't hydrate at least some
The Wort hotel/ silver dollar bar if you are in town too. If staying in teton village the apres ski scene is alive and well everywhere. After traveling and skiing sometimes that is enough for everyone on the first evening
and if you will have a sunny day when there and you want to treat your buddy getting hitched, you could get him a tandem paraglide trip at the mountain for something memorable
*not really but I like it when friends here say stuff like that
Raps?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shredhead
hookers and blow
/end thread
basic bachelor party bitches
Is that because YOU are the best skier in the mountain? ; pQuote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
I can confirm as a very eligible bachelor myself that there are some very attractive ladies in Jackson, they just all are dating the best skiers on the mountain and I’m not one of them...Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
But seriously, the really cool thing about Jackson is the best skier on the mountain is never the same person day to day. So many rad skiers make that mountain look easy to us mere mortals. Watching Mr BB ski Igneous Rocks a few years back after a crew of 6 skied Central, it was a statement of “that was good enough yesterday to be considered the king of the mountain, but not today young ones, not today.” But the next day, Griff Post, Owen Leeper, Hadley Hammer, Jess McMillian, Lyndsey Dyer, Tommy Moe, T. Rice, any of a number of rad skiers could of laid down something equally or more impressive. That’s just the list of big names I could think of that the village puts out there, on any given day I’m sure there are a few skids who could throw down with any of them and don’t want anything in return.
Back to the regularly schedule programming, Corbets is always a good Bachelor Party run. Just don’t dress up everyone as monkeys and put the bachelor in a banana costume, you’ll look like idiots.
jic sarcasm meters were off, we were jk about the best skier on the mtn. so many good skiers in JH and andrew is more humble about himself than I am with him :P
and skibrd- I'll into you to some single lady friends!
That sounds like the only proper way to do Corbet’s.Quote:
Originally Posted by skibrd
Oh, and how can you be very eligible?
Sooooooooooo many more women.
Methinks Andrew has an edge on a lot of those names as he's not a douche.
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Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained
Wait a sec, if you aren’t a douche people actually like you? [emoji15][emoji33]
I still watch this at least once a month over winter...Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
https://vimeo.com/21321850
yall mofos should do 1 of 2 things: a) hop on a guided snomobile tour to granite hot springs and tip the guide extra to turn a blind eye to your obscene alcohol consumption while operating a motor vehicle or b) hop on an extreme off-trail guided snowmobile tour with 850CC 2-strokes from the fine folks at scenic safaris and see who can hang on longest before destroying a 14k sled in a magnificent drunken crash
skiing is fun and all, but bachelor party screams brappin to me
So many more womens these days. Found an old pick from about ‘90, my buddy staring at the 1, (one), chick in the double chair Thunder line. Gotta love the white stretch pants.
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There ain't a lot of ladies in Jackson for a bunch of tourists but you can order up some professionals from Rock Springs.
Sledding is a lot of fun, and a good bachelor party activity. Brapping around the mountains, tracking up fresh snow, smelling of two stroke, friends helping friends dig out sleds.
But I don’t suggest mixing heavy drinking with the more powerful mountain sleds, plenty of ways to do more that $14k worth of damage to a person’s body on those if well intoxicated. Don’t want your epic trip report to be clouded by someone fucking themselves up.
https://www.jhnewsandguide.com/news/...bde765964.html
And I don’t believe these guys were drinking just horsing around.
We rented a FS cabin outside Bozeman a few years back, I wisely hid the keys to the mountain sleds at night when the drinking got heavy, we just had the old skandi to fuck around on drunk, much slower and heavier.
And if you have the funds I am pretty sure there are girls to hire around town. Every now and then I hear stories of how the Eastern Europeans are providing services for lonely men who are into that sort of thing. The Russian sounding cab driver picking you up at the airport probably can make connections.
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We had an epic Bach party in the early 2000's. I believe the girls I hired came from Pocatello