Here's mine.....
https://middlebury.peopleadmin.com/postings/17673
What's yours?
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Here's mine.....
https://middlebury.peopleadmin.com/postings/17673
What's yours?
:cool:
Crack dealer, with some hoes for side money
Vaginal depth tester. Only the hot ones though.
One of my friends is a professor there. Teaching basically the same things I do at a school without a Snow Bowl. And the bastard doesn't even ski. Life just isn't fair sometimes...Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
So apply for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Mine would be being an Uber driver... If it paid $100k a year. For three days of work a week.
You could be a drug courier, I hear that pays well.
Transcontinental, cavity storage specialist has got to be good for a plane ticket at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Hell my dream job would be doing absolutely nothing.
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Retired with fuck you money is the dream job.
free random colonoscopy's are an excellent perk.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Owner (and partly passive) operator of a gnar gnar Heli outfit. Summers off
I have a friend who was that...three years and he was out.Quote:
Originally Posted by CascadeLuke
Yea, what was his take on it. Fun for vacation but not full lifestyle?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
So you wanna be the big decision maker at a ski hill.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
But you can't even come up with a proper User Name?
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Lotta responsibility, not enough time to ski. My dream jobs are of the blow or hand variety. Only lasts a few seconds then I’m out the door and skiing.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Buy and sell cars. Smoke weed.
Working at a ski area is a great job for someone who doesn’t like skiing all that much.
Depends on the job. Work at night and you get to ski every day...Quote:
Originally Posted by savemeasammy
^ Exactly. I worked from 4 to midnight and skied every damn day.
I’ve made my decision. m2711c fer life, bro.....Quote:
Originally Posted by TurxSki
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmW2tZP2kUQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
You gotta stop biting your nails.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Hell, my cousins broke don't do shit.
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thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
The one where I get sexually harassed by my hot boss and then blackmail her for a huge paycheck and benefits in perpetuity without having to ever show up
https://goo.gl/images/xBbGrKQuote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
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FIFY.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
I already had that job.
I was about 30, making 9 bucks an hour, my rent was $250 a month in Park City, utilities and all.
I was a bike mechanic in the summer and a ski patroller in the winter. Didn't own a car, had a nice couple of bikes and some friends with reliable cars.
In the spring when the ski area closed I would collect unemployment until June and road trip and ride. In the fall when the bike shop called it quits around October 1, I would collect unemployment until Training started just before Thanksgiving and road trip and ride. Weed was cheap, I had a buddy who would sell me 100 hit pages of blotter that had a 100% markup potential, I had a lovely girlfriend and my whole life was in front of me.
Eventually she dumped me because I refused to grow up.
I miss those bikes and my life is still in front of me, whole or not.
Dang.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
Although honestly, I like my job a fair amount. If they could tack another 0 onto my salary, I would be happier than a pig in shit, but wouldn't most of us.
Cruise ship Gigolo.
It’s within reach
I was thinking more along the lines of product tester.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
And I'm not aware of a SINGLE person in IT that wouldn't jump at it.
Fuck work.
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yea all those people that are like "oh even if I won the lottery, I would still work"
really?
my answer to that is that you don't have enough interests
but really I would say I ended up having my best job if there can be a "dream"
I'm a generalist analyst which means I read a lot (which I love) and learn about new businesses/ industries. as a generalist I also basically get to decide what I want to work on at any given time based on my interests/ how much money I want to make
Funny bc I thought being a mountain guide type was my dream but then didn't really like it as much. it was boring and there are wimpy clients galore. This job I haven't grown tired of. definitely not what I would have expected if you had asked my 20 yo self
But....but...don't you LOVE your job??Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
Hate that shit. I love skiing, my daughter, my dog, my wife. In that order.
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I'm inclined to agree, but there is a distinct difference between the satisfaction that comes from pursuing an interest, or working on a passion, and the satisfaction derived from sacrifice and labor for the benefit of something greater than yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
If you've ever experienced a sudden, unexpected job loss, you've likely come to the realization that no matter how much of your identity is wrapped up in who you are outside of work, there is a real loss of purpose and the sense of who you are when it happens. Been there, done that, and I am vociferously in the "work to live, not live to work" camp.
ya that is shit you only tell yourself to get you thru to retirementQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
might go buy a wyolotto for the heck of it