Standard code in your household

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03-11-2018, 02:37 PM
JongDoe

Standard code in your household

1) Is it safe???
From the movie The Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier (great pic if you haven't seen it) the classic Is it Safe scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A (sorry, can't imbed)

My wife uses this line after I take a Sunday a.m. dumparelle.
Usually the answer is most definitely not.

2) I ask the wife if I can do something that will preclude me from doing something around the house that i should be doing.
Her standard answer is usually "yeah, sure, go ahead"
i think we all know how that turns out.

Any others??
03-12-2018, 09:50 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

I think it's time for a nap
03-12-2018, 10:37 AM
bagtagley

Yoink!

It was a proud day when my daughter used it appropriately to steal the remote from me. Now, both kids say it.

Continuing with The Simpsons theme, "meh" also sees regular, family-wide use.
03-12-2018, 11:20 AM
Peruvian

“You’re welcome” ala Sadie from Awkward (never heard of it until my daughters brought it home).
03-12-2018, 08:41 PM
JongDoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I think it's time for a nap

Meaning time for Sexy time??
03-12-2018, 10:48 PM
TheSilverSurfer

We they not to swear, so we invented a swear word dictionary of sorts.

Shasta - shit
Carrot - crap
Apple - ass
Apple core - asshole

Freaking - fucking

Etc...
03-12-2018, 10:52 PM
Mazderati

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer

We they not to swear, so we invented a swear word dictionary of sorts.

Shasta - shit
Carrot - crap
Apple - ass
Apple core - asshole

Freaking - fucking

Etc...

Fucking stupid.
03-12-2018, 10:59 PM
TheSilverSurfer

I should have added "around the kids"....
03-13-2018, 12:44 AM
dan_pdx

"Travel internationally"=shit your pants
03-13-2018, 08:17 AM
SumJongGuy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo
03-13-2018, 08:22 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer

We they not to swear, so we invented a swear word dictionary of sorts.

Shasta - shit
Carrot - crap
Apple - ass
Apple core - asshole

Freaking - fucking

Etc...

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer

I should have added "around the kids"....

If your kids aren't retarded they'll figure out when swearing is appropriate. I never gave up swearing and my kids almost never swear. I swear like a logger or a sailor, whichever you prefer.
03-13-2018, 08:23 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

Quote:

Originally Posted by JongDoe

Meaning time for Sexy time??

Of course...
03-13-2018, 10:36 AM
dan_pdx

Quote:

Originally Posted by mall walker

lol. also, finding frequent enough need to utter this expression?

Haha, not these days, but my wife worked in development for quite awhile and let's just say that her coworkers definitely did some international travel at times :D
03-13-2018, 10:40 AM
Caucasian Asian

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_pdx

Haha, not these days, but my wife worked in development for quite awhile and let's just say that her coworkers definitely did some international travel at times :D

What kind of development is that?
03-13-2018, 10:49 AM
DBdude

south of the border?
03-13-2018, 08:03 PM
TheSilverSurfer

I slipped and yelled Fuck You at some asshole driving today. My son spent the next ten minutes. Saying "fuck you Dad, fuck you Dad". Practicing for when he's a teenager
03-13-2018, 08:06 PM
iceman

Well yelling "fancy carrot" or whatever you people say would've been weirder.
03-13-2018, 09:13 PM
Bunion 2020

Quote:

What in the fuck is wrong with you???

Not as subtle as it seems at 1st glance.
03-13-2018, 10:08 PM
PowderHorse

Yelled at my 6 year old to get the fuck back in her good damn bed (@ 330am after an hour of her messing around).

So we started a swear jar this morning! #heldinthefwordfor6years

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03-14-2018, 08:47 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

When my oldest daughter was two, she dropped her plate of spaghetti on the floor while sitting in her high chair. As she watched the dog wolf it down she yelled "God Fucking Dammit!". Never had a problem with cursing once she went to school though.
03-14-2018, 08:48 AM
dan_pdx

Oh - in the international development sense, not the software development sense. Her org gave grants to organizations in developing nations that worked on education, microfinance initiatives, etc. She doesn't work there any more though, so international travel is pretty much a closed topic these days.
03-14-2018, 09:59 AM
flatlander#2

When we have a question about something, I'm sure it's this, you're sure it's that we have the standard household bet, a bj.

Chicken-reefer
03-14-2018, 10:09 AM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_pdx

Haha, not these days, but my wife worked in development for quite awhile and let's just say that her coworkers definitely did some international travel at times :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

What kind of development is that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_pdx

Oh - in the international development sense, not the software development sense. Her org gave grants to organizations in developing nations that worked on education, microfinance initiatives, etc. She doesn't work there any more though, so international travel is pretty much a closed topic these days.

heh, I'm used to it in the fundraising for non-profits sense.
03-14-2018, 10:34 AM
Caucasian Asian

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_pdx

Oh - in the international development sense, not the software development sense. Her org gave grants to organizations in developing nations that worked on education, microfinance initiatives, etc. She doesn't work there any more though, so international travel is pretty much a closed topic these days.

LOL.

My wife used to work for a non-profit that helped adults with developmental disabilities find work.
She had to deal with "international travel" with clients a few times.
03-14-2018, 11:50 AM
dan_pdx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danno

heh, I'm used to it in the fundraising for non-profits sense.

Ha! I should have thought of that, pretty hilarious in that context.
03-14-2018, 08:23 PM
hikesalot

so our male dominated house is a bit obsessed with farts and poops (surprise):

who just pooped their pants? = who farted?
pooping: "going to lay cable", "bombing the basin", and my 9 yr old's favorite is "taking the browns to the super bowl"