I have an unopened pack of Hebrew National franks in the fridge.
It feels like a lunchtime grilling day.
I think I bought them sometime last July. They say they expired around November.
They look ok, I mean what's the worst that could happen?
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I have an unopened pack of Hebrew National franks in the fridge.
It feels like a lunchtime grilling day.
I think I bought them sometime last July. They say they expired around November.
They look ok, I mean what's the worst that could happen?
I'd do the sniff test. If they're real funky then it's a no-go for sure.
Can't be worse than a DD steak.
There's always that chance you end up on the toilet a lot and a snake bites your penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/t...-snake-toilet/
Definitely not. Nitrates are not superhuman.
I am also considering elderly hot dogs from the back of the fridge for lunch. I say we just count to 3, each eat our rancid baloney meat tubes, and agree to check back in in 10 hours. Whoever doesn't die or get severe diarrhea wins!
^^^How will we know if someone died, had their public library computer privileges revoked, or just quit this place?
If you get the shits, be sure and use the third floor bathroom
Personally, saving $3 isn't enough reason to risk pissing out my ass for 8 hours, but I'm not much of a gambler.
This - lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Whiteroom_Guardian
Perfectly sane food to eat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwd6gztJTd8
When in doubt go for it and report back!
Boil them, it's the best way to know they're safe.
Challenge accepted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirshredalot
You guys have given me a lot to consider. But I've checked for snakes, made sure the 3rd floor bathroom is unoccupied, and will spend the 3 bucks I saved on DD's boiled meats godundme.
Stick them in the autoclave for a few minutes while your nurse is busy. That way not only will they be sanitized they should be at serving temperature.Quote:
Originally Posted by zartagen
only if you get the internal temp over 212 for 10 minutes or so (don't quote me on that).Quote:
Originally Posted by zartagen
In the fridge, not freezer for 6 months--throw away.
Send the local constabulary to the public library for a welfare-check on Oscar Mayer-deranged vagrants. Easy-peasy. Assume no quitters unless Rob Story has douched the place out again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
I agree with the boiling. As long as you use some expired 250 million year old pink salt in the water you should be fine.
Dang, Buster! Digging deep for Zippy the Pinhead.
Don't eat that old hotdog.
I second this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Huck_Schmuck
Flash em. Youll be gtg.
All the world is but a blur of polysorbate 80, Republicans and meat.Quote:
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I'd do the sniff test. If they're real funky then it's a no-go for sure.
Early reports:
The Hebrew Nationals smelled exactly as they should - like glorious nitrate tubes that aren't 5 months past their boil-by-date. No slime either. Grilled up nicely and put down two just to make it official.
I'll update as the afternoon presses on.
I think you've been hacked by DD.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Wait until your butthole goes all Fukushima on you
Afternoon might get messy.
Good luck!
That's just a "best buy" date. Ask any of the newly minted food waste patrol.
Best for who?
For ease of future posting, here you go...Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-shit-my-pants
I found some bounty in the back of my fridge as well, so I'm in on today's hotdog lottery of death and/or diarrhea. I think I'm going microwave on them though cause that's the kind of lazy hotdogs deserve and I want to make sure there's pictures.
Youll be spray farting by bed time.
Yeah, if they pass the sniff test, you'll be fine, I've done it a lot. I'm craving hot dogs again.
3:20
Also quiet on the southern front.
Minor digestion noises.
No spray farts.
Moderately sleepy.
This... this right here is what the internet is for. Godspeed, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES
I wouldn't worry about food poisoning, what I would worry about is that you can eat year old meat and not get sick...it's just not natural.
Damn, up to three weeks to know lost this challenge?Quote:
Originally Posted by TNKen
Nwskier did you guys a favor with the link. You might also want the ripe old Work Bathrooms = Slayed thread:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=56027
My homegirl writes that stuff for USDA! Thanks for giving her the clicks. I will call her directly in case we are causing an outbreak of diarrhea.Quote:
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Update:
Hot dog consumed. Smelled okay. I fired up the grill for it, because I'm a classy fella.