1.puddle.
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1.puddle.
2. anus
3. primogeniture
4. defenestration
Olfactory.
Hirsute.
Oatmeal
Sphincter
Titmouse (heehee)
Duker
....
yogurt
pussyfoot
Boobies
Titulary
Conflagulation
Svengali
Splooge
Swell (say it in a squeeky, high pitched voice)
Roads
Limit
Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
[chris farley] RRRRRoooooooooooAAAAAAdddddd[cf]
the greatest comedic actor, well not exactly but hes up there with the best of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
some memorable quotes:
From Billy Madison:
Chris - NO YELLING ON THE BUS
Chris - that veronica vaugh is one peice of ace. i know from experience.
Adam - no ya dont
Chris - well i had this friend and they g-o-t i-t o-n!!
Adam - no they didnt
Chris - nooo, no they didnt. but you could imagine.
From Tommy Boy:
Chris - Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
Mr. Brady - What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Chris - No, I meant, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Chris - Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat
David - houskeeping you want blanky?
Chris - noooo. me want sleepy.
David - Housekeeping, you want pillow?
Chris - Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
David - Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
Chris - What kind of hotel is this?
just a few to remember the great Chris Farley
"Bitch Ass Mother Fucking Baby Hymen Buster" I appologize for the vulgarity but an aquantance of mine who happens to have really bad ADHD made it up.
tittyballs
I now have bagel and cream cheese all over my keyboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Z
nug
spoon
carpet
(think about them for a long time)
sweet moolah
bulging
moist
panties
Edit: this sounds really gross when you put 'em all together.
pudenda...
(Lake) Tittycaca
boondoggle (sp?)
poop
asshat
butthole
boogie
most of the funny words seem to have a sexual or bodily conotation, such as
labia
poppycock
sponge
discharge
visceral
penal
<panhard> rod
pianist......
snowboarder
unpossible
philately
flatulence
clitoris
Uvula
(but you have to say it like "yewwwwviewlaaaaaaaaa" after inhaling helium and while perched on a washing machine that is really unbalanced and going thru the spin cycle)
Sprite
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5 Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole
Foolio - To be afflicted with fooliosis