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My buddy has put a call out to help name his boat. I figure this group is a great creative resource. The boat owner is an avid skier and lives most of the time in Telluride. The boat will actually have Telluride under the name even though it will be based in the caribbean. He is looking for a name that is somehow skiing or mountain related. Ideas?
Here is the boat:
http://www.mattitude.com/images/jerrys_boat.jpg
Bear Creek Boat.
I crewed on a boat for 3 summers called Storm Warning - that is kind of skiing related.
Knee Deep
The Dick Wave
Having your port of call be anything but a port is retarded and generally reserved for powerboaters. There is a place for cute (Hallmark's got in covered), a boats transom is not one of them.
Far From Pow
To Hell You Ride - kina played
San Juan
Lives in Telluride and owns sweet sail boat in the Caribbean.
I think I hate your buddy already
"The Whelk Boat."
I'm Too Rich and You're All Jealous.
copying a name is bad luck. additionally, if the boat already has a name it is bad luck to change it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MuleSkinner
She looks like a Sheila.
Name it: "I wish this boat had engines"
Name: Blow Me
$idecut....
Please...
Below Me.
Palm My Ra
"Liquor Box"
I'm sure the boat has an engine and the whole point of a fat sailboat is to be able to travel far and quietly. Not pour in huge amounts of expensive fossil fuels and rage around like drunken yahoos Nice boat bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
Battered Beaver
If you have to try and explain it to him he probably won't understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by skifishbum
Sailing big boats in strong winds so far exceeds the rush that any powerboat can give.
If you really think that someone who lives in Colorado and flys down to the Caribean to sail his yacht is any kind of an environmentalist, you are much too gullible. The amount of resources burned in making that yacht outweigh any guilt-assuage the owner might try to gain from it for being sail powered.Quote:
Originally Posted by skifishbum
Frankly from a lifetime of living on the water, I've found that most puker yachtie-fucks driving sailboats are no less drunken yahoos than the puker yachtie-fucks driving powerboats, they just like to dress in more expensive clothes.
Does that also relate to your sense of humor?Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Props Embrace the good Mother Nature dont rape her.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Mostly true. Boating (Sailing for me), like skiing, is a very cool lifetime activity unfortunately undertaken for the wrong reasons by rich white guys named Chet. Just like skiing, its best to steer clear of anyone that looks like they jumped out of an RL advert. If you're forced to be in their presence, make sure to spill your drink on their thousand dollar blazer.Quote:
Originally Posted by grrrr
I do not understand the economical principles behind a sailing vessel. Please explain to me how a boat that doesn't have any engines is cheaper. Is it the gas? Or is wind just cheaper? Can I power my power boat with wind? How does wind make it go? If PNWBrit would be so kind as to explain his infinite boating wisdom to me It would be much appreciated. Also Brit: I haven't forgotten that you want to beat me up and, just to let you know, I'm still very, very frightened.
My buddy has a small third world country under his control. He loves skiing (his winter palace is in Gstaad) and wants to name this SE Asian country something to remind him of the stoke. I was thinking:
big dump
nuking
fuck the poor
Which is the most tasteful? And rad?
The Flying Wasp.
Go for the bong water it smells worse and you can never change the water to oftenQuote:
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
At my Dad told me in the 7th grade, joints only on sailboat. If the Coasties show, you don't want any evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by skifishbum
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Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Please explain to me how going 25mph in your ascot and sportcoat is a bigger rush than doing 90mph with you hand up a strippers ass. Because if sailing is cooler than what I desribed then, I'm just going to have to eat acid and go 90mph with my hand up a strippers ass. NO WAY sailing could top that.
[/stiffler] :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
I'm eating acid whild going 90 mph with my hand up a stripper's ass right now, and let me tell you it is pretty fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
So right you are almost got busted on the Green River by Utard DNR. Luckily had a pouch of roll your ownies and was able to lie my way out of it. Fuckers with binos and to think my tax dollar goes to support this shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
Dam Green (A section especially) is Federales central. I drove over the dam last summer on my my back from a 3day bender in Jackson in my buddies ax murder van. Those dude were on us like stink on shit. Lucking I held in together because if they'd have searched the van, I might not be typing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by skifishbum
You got it Pretty much only float the A if I'm guiding. The B or C is where its at.
Dude, be careful. It'll go though the top of her head at that speed, and then you'll get blood all over your ascot.Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
I think it it pretty obvious what the name should be...
BLOWER
Deep Powder ;)
s/v Face Shot
s/v Deep Blower
s/v Bottomless Pow
s/v Straightline
s/v Powpowpow!