Rage Call, biatch

This might have come in handy for some Utards this morning:

Rage-Call Generator

(you may be offended... I warned you)

i love that thing.
it would be sweet to have your blackberry out so whenever you need to rifle off a ragecall, you can hit up the ragecall selector.

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Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you monoski-loving fuck stick!

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kuba, you need to make the view bar wider so you can read some of the longer ragecalls without scrolling down.

You take my line and I'll fuck your shit up, you wedge-skiing butt pirate!

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Originally Posted by basom

kuba, you need to make the view bar wider so you can read some of the longer ragecalls without scrolling down.

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Done and done. But I'm too much of a computer JONG to make it display as two lines if it's too long, so now you have to scroll to the right....

this one is good:

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This isn't a five person lift, you goat-raping Texas biaaatch!

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Go back to Jersey, you dirty-ass Texas biaaatch!

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Totally sweet.

hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahah

sniff...

bwahahah

need more combo's

get out of the way
get the fuck off the traverse
no stopping on the trail
combined with

like "Size 44 jacket" and "you fucking sapling" or the classic "Wooo WOOOO Pain Train comin' through"

combined with things like

Joey
JONG
Touron
Fucking tourist

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Originally Posted by Vinman

need more combo's
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like "Size 44 jacket" and "you fucking sapling" or the classic "Wooo WOOOO Pain Train comin' through"

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Thanks. I added these and the other ones were already in there. Just click it a lot...

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Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you snoler-blading tourist!

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should call that the Rage Call instant classic generator. Good work man

Variation on the above:

Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you snoler-blading cum dumpster!

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Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate

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Originally Posted by Crinkle

should call that the Rage Call instant classic generator. Good work man

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Yeah, basom gets credit for this one. He and Bill helped out by contributing some of their rage-calling expertise.

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Originally Posted by BigKuba

Done and done. But I'm too much of a computer JONG to make it display as two lines if it's too long, so now you have to scroll to the right....

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Change the "rows" attribute of the <textarea> to 2 or more, and then you can change the cols attribute to about 80.

bump for some funny shit I had not seen.

Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you fart-bag wearing right-to-lifer!

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Hike faster, you size-44-jacket-wearing sack of shit!

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Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you snoler-blading cum dumpster! :the_finge

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Originally Posted by basom

Put your skis down here and i'll throw them out of line, you snoler-blading cum dumpster

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Fucking awesome (+ bump)

edg

"You're ruining the traverse, you camelback wearing anal marauder!"

You must have learned to ski from General Faggotry, you cocksmoking tourist!

My internet friends could kick your ass, you monoski-loving shiteater!

bwa

Ask me about my jumping skis again and I'll shove them up your ass, you snoler-blading cunt!

You take my line and I'll fuck your shit up, you wedge-skiing douchebag!

You're ruining the pow, you donkey-raping anal marauder!

I was here first, you fucking gaywad!

Don't be a dick, we're filming here, you wedge-skiing sapling!

Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you ski-tote using sally!

I've been skiing here longer than your mom's been alive, you donut-bumping bitch!


damn, i'm older than icemans mom :(

hahaha

Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you dirty-ass right-to-lifer!

oh man, either this is really funny or I am just easily amused.

That's not a good place to "rest", you cocksmoking moron!

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Originally Posted by basom

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damn, i'm older than icemans mom :(

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Daddy?


8910

i think my mind just blowed up.

I swear I'm a-push you off the traverse, you snoler-blading JONG!

This is my mountain, you ski-tote using fuck stick!

oh, man, we need to make this an ongoing project

yeah, i gotta get kuba to keep putting new ones in. in the mean time:

Get some chains, you goat-raping gaper!

he put some stuff in today but I haven't seen it yet

Woo WOO Pain Train comin' though, you donut-bumpin' bitch

edit, game on!

your it! haha

If you turn in front of my straighline on this groomer, I will stick my prophets up your fucking ass, you donut-bumping butt pirate!