(NSR) Help for naming a business

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03-31-2005, 03:51 PM
Tyrone Shoelaces

(NSR) Help for naming a business

OK mags......My better half (Mrs. Shoe, duh) is getting rolling with her recently started personal training & pilates business. Clients are lining up, positive referrals are being made, blah blah blah and things are looking good. However, we can't for the life of us think of a suitable name for the business. It's got to be somewhat short (i.e. not Mrs. Shoe's Personal Training & Pilates), to the point (needs to be clear or related to the business), and not cliche or corny sounding (i.e. Peak Pilates or Performance Pilates or something like that). If a winner is chosen here, I can't offer much except a gratitude, unless an out of state mag wants to fly out to NorCal for some free training sessions. Other info: will be working mainly with atlethic type people: i.e triathletes, cyclists, runners, etc. who are looking to add some diversity to their training & core strengthening. It's home based for now with the goal of opening up a studio at some point.

If you can't provide something helpful...at least make it funny :D

Go.
03-31-2005, 03:52 PM
optics

Pain train?
03-31-2005, 03:52 PM
irul&ublo

Happy Ending Personal (Very) Training
03-31-2005, 03:53 PM
lemon boy

Happy Ending Pilates!!!!

Edit: FUCK YOU IRUL! sheeeet
03-31-2005, 03:54 PM
tuffy109

scotty's pilates
03-31-2005, 03:54 PM
irul&ublo

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Happy Ending Pilates!!!!

LB is docked 5 pts. for slow thinking.
03-31-2005, 03:55 PM
basom

pilates for pirates, yarrrrrr!
03-31-2005, 03:55 PM
Tyrone Shoelaces

sweet...less than a minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off :D
03-31-2005, 03:56 PM
basom

pilate partay?
03-31-2005, 03:57 PM
runethechamp

Change your last name to Pilates and call it Pilates Pilates.
03-31-2005, 03:57 PM
jimmy page

AlpenGlow Pilates?
03-31-2005, 03:58 PM
lemon boy

Peak Performance Pilates

Mountain Athletic Training and Pilates

Results: Training & Pilates
03-31-2005, 03:58 PM
Meathelmet

Pilates: El ejaculatio completo

Edit: Pilates: El ejercicio completo
03-31-2005, 03:59 PM
lemon boy

PPPPPP

Proper
Pilates
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

aka: Six Ps Training & Pilates
03-31-2005, 04:00 PM
Tyrone Shoelaces

My own suggestion was Pilates for Hotties...but that got shot down :nonono2:
03-31-2005, 04:00 PM
basom

'(lets get) phisical training'

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

on the buisness card is says :
"I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk,
Your body talk, let me hear your body talk"
03-31-2005, 04:01 PM
slim

La-Di-Da-Di, we like to Pilate.

http://www.defjam.com/slickrick/peti...titi_r1_c1.jpg
03-31-2005, 04:02 PM
optics

Hotties' pilates...and also have strippers, which I bet no pilates place in your area has - corner the market!
03-31-2005, 04:03 PM
mrryde

Hardcore Pilates
03-31-2005, 04:03 PM
basom

Quote:

Originally Posted by slim

La-Di-Da-Di, we like to Pilate.

http://www.defjam.com/slickrick/peti...titi_r1_c1.jpg

damn, slim. thats a good one.

"we dont cause trouble, we just sculpt your body"
03-31-2005, 04:04 PM
splat

Trilates Bodies

Mrs. Shoe's Sole Train of Pain

Core4More

Xtracise

Pilates Triangle
03-31-2005, 04:05 PM
slim

Mrs. Shoe's Pilates Show
03-31-2005, 04:06 PM
Tyrone Shoelaces

I think Slim should at least get his picture on the wall or something for coming up with a Slick Rick reference.
03-31-2005, 04:08 PM
runethechamp

Pontius Pilates
03-31-2005, 04:10 PM
slim

Hot Totties and Pilates.

It could be a bar and gym.
03-31-2005, 04:13 PM
Superstar Punani

Ass Pilates!
03-31-2005, 04:13 PM
mrryde

Ab Sense Studio

"In our Ab Sense, just make checks payable to Mrs. Shoe"
03-31-2005, 04:15 PM
Viva

One Stretch Beyond/Ahead

Along with the disclaimer: Viva doesn't do this shit
03-31-2005, 04:20 PM
slim

Quote:

Originally Posted by slim

Hot Totties and Pilates.

It could be a bar and gym.

If you can't get your liquor license it could be:

Lattes and Pilates.
03-31-2005, 04:26 PM
Tyrone Shoelaces

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrryde

Ab Sense Studio

hmmmm.....not baaadddd.........

(although I keep pronouncing it Absinthe Studio...where's my brain?)
03-31-2005, 04:30 PM
bigtrubs

P.U.S.H. (Pilates Until Something Happens.) teehee.
03-31-2005, 04:35 PM
tuffy109

Quote:

Originally Posted by runethechamp

Pontius Pilates

genius

78910
03-31-2005, 04:40 PM
Turn Up The Gravity!

American Pilates

Pilates America

USA Pilates

Pilates USA
03-31-2005, 04:42 PM
Tippster

Pilates and Gentlemen

Pilates Room

Pilates First

Pilates Night

The Stop n' Stretch

Stretch n' Sniff

I'll Hurt You, Girlieman
03-31-2005, 04:43 PM
Turn Up The Gravity!

Quote:

Originally Posted by runethechamp

Pontius Pilates

Oh no you di'nt!
LMAO!
03-31-2005, 04:45 PM
shmerham

Quote:

Originally Posted by runethechamp

Pontius Pilates

FUCK YOU! That one was mine! :p

Hard Core Training

Better than that fucking ab roller thingy

60 minute abs
03-31-2005, 04:45 PM
splat

Quote:

Originally Posted by runethechamp

Pontius Pilates

FKNA kill.
03-31-2005, 05:47 PM
watersnowdirt

since runethechamp stole mine (and apparently we're all on the same wavelength), I'll just add:

Cardio Regeneration And Pilates

because its acronym would be sweet.

get it? CRAP? come on, even a pity laugh will be acceptable....
03-31-2005, 05:50 PM
PNWbrit

Business motto could be something like

"sign up now before the next fitness craze hits!"