How much do I like this fucking show? So very fucking much.
Coupled with Carnivale makes for the best 2 hours on TV. And you can take that to the bank you dirt worshipping heathens.
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How much do I like this fucking show? So very fucking much.
Coupled with Carnivale makes for the best 2 hours on TV. And you can take that to the bank you dirt worshipping heathens.
I fucking love the fucking cocksuckers that make that fucking show. However, it's fucking turned my fucking language to fucking shit.
Ain't that the fucking truth. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by slim
Bumping my own fucking post because I feel like dropping a fucking F-bomb like my main fucking man, Al Swearengen.
So my fucking friend bought the cocksucking dvd set and we've been fucking watching it.
Good fucking show you dirty cocksuckers.
Oh sweet jakers was my boy Al in a world of hurt last night. I was holding my meat and two veg. as I watched the last five minutes. Oy vey!
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Originally Posted by likwid
I hope this friend is of the opposite sex?
Bump because this fucking show rules and I just fucking discoverd the god damn thing. Fuck you fucking cocksuckers for not telling me about this fucking shit sooner!
Deadwood fucking rules. Thanks to H-fucking-BO on mother fucking demand, my brother-in-law and I have marathon Deadwood sessions.
I fucking watched the first fucking few episodes from the fucking first fucking season DVD set. The fucking last fucking episode I fucking saw was Wild fucking Bill Hickcock get fucking shot in the fucking back of his fucking head.
Fucking bump you fucking cocksuckers.
By the way, this is the final season. Kind of bummed, til I read something cool this morning (can't remember where).
Apparently, after season 3 ends, there are going to be 2, 2 hour long episodes, which will wrap up the show. All of the main characters have signed on (as long as Al is there, all is fucking good).
Best show ever.
I haven't seen the god damned show but this thread is fucking hilarious. I'm going to have to get the cocksucking dvd's.
At first I thought this was a thread about some teeny bopper show on the WB that I know has wood in the title.
Last night I watched Charlie Utter stomp the shit out of that miserable prick Mr. W. I’m very happy that season two is available on DVD.
I can't wait the for thrid season to fucking start you god damned mother fucking cocksucking assholes.
Carnivale is a close second. Best 2 hours of summer tv each week.
Al Swearengen to one of his Whores blowing him: "What, are you late for church? SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!"
I was pissed when Seth broke that shit up, I want to see W die.:FIREdevilQuote:
Originally Posted by Greydon Clark
Is Carnivale coming back? I thought they cancelled it after the 2nd season.
"Fuck us all anyways for the limp dick cocksuckers we are"
There's an article about it in this week's New Yorker, and they did a profile about a year ago on the guy who created it (David Milch) that was pretty interesting- total junkie, academic genius, apparently he was pitching it as a show set in Rome but HBO had one, so on the spot he said "well, it could be in the old West, too."
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
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Originally Posted by Tippster
"And would you quit drooling on my nuts, that is the weirdest fucking sensation"
Fucking great show.
On the DVD David Milch provides commentary for some of the episodes. Dude is hilarious. When talking about Jane and Wild Bill he deadpans, “She loved him, but I don’t think he banged her”. He also eludes to his years of drunkenness and has long diatribes about sexual compulsiveness and the characteristics of incest victims. Basically he is an amalgamation of the world best literature professor and the crassest guy in the bar. Cocksucker.
Bug bites are the worst. Especially in the old West.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greydon Clark
Slim, your eye for detail is going to take you places.Quote:
Originally Posted by slim
anyone who doesnt dig deadwood sucks cock by choice
Good fucking show last night I fucking can't wait till the cocksucking show its going to be fucking on.
Episode Twenty-Five "Tell Your God To Ready For Blood"
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 17
Minutes 20 thru 29: 30
Minutes 30 thru 39: 24
Minutes 40 thru 49: 19
Minutes 50 thru 52: 8
Total fucks in Episode Twenty-Five: 102
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.96
*52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 2032
Cumulative FPM: 1.50
Total cocksuckers in Episode Twenty-Five: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 12.8 : 1
Why did fucking Swearengen not just have that fuck Hearst (sp?) offed. Why wait till you lose a hand. Is he turning into a fucking moron?
Greatest show currently running. Period.
Just watched the first two of this season (Thanks to TiVO!) - I'm stunned how well written that show is, and at the unbelievable level of Acting Skill.
I am guessing that the writers are trying to stay within historical parameters, and I don't believe that Hearst meets his maker in the Black Hills of SD. The Captain? Now there is a fellow that is going to get worked over a bit I believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuckerman
can someone lend me the first season on DVD?
even after qwatching the last few I dont know what the fuck is going on
Netflix, ya gawddamn newyawkah!
Blockbuster and Hollywood video carry them too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
Listen here cocksucker, we canceled our account because we never fucking used it.Quote:
Originally Posted by stump832
If you lived in a town with any fucking night life you wouldn't either.
and I dont know if we have Blockbuster or hollywood video either.
we have joes movie rental Hell's Kitchen on the corner, i will check there. at least I can get an esspresso anda gelatto while I rent my movies to.
Don't you live in New York??? You're going to fucking tell me there isn't a cocksucking Blockbuster in New York? You are fucking high, my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
I was getting HBO for free for a while there, then the cable company wised up and shut it off. Thanks for making me remeber that which I cannot have. Assholes.
look for where the cable comes off the pole and to your house. If there's a blue box there use a screwdriver and open it. There will be a little barrel on the cable somewhere - unscrew it and reconnect the cables. Wallah.
I fucking wish i was high.Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
What cocksuckers like you dont understand is yeas they are here, but none between 65th and Houston (you fucking made me look), I live about dead center of those cross streets.
again there is a video cafe on the corner of my block.
i will check as i am bachelorized all weekend and its fucking raining.
Maybe i should call a weed delivery service.......hmmmmm
You cannot fuck the future sir, the future fucks you!
Fucking fell asleep last fucking night after drinking too much free fucking red wine at a fucking Jazz fest...I'm a fucking cocksucker to have missed the fucking show because I was too fucking tired to stay up to only fucking 9pm...what a fucking cocksucker.
That fucking sucks mang well Woo is back from SF and I think that his fucking hog are about to get fatter. Also these fucking Deadwood people use big fuck words mixed in with all the fuck, cunt, cocksucker words.