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My daughter's 2YO pug just crapped a $100 bill. Said she saw him buttdragging around the back yard and when she investigated found this sticking out
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So, the questions are:
- What is the time cycle from ingest to crap for your basic small dog? This is important for finding out when and where he ate it.
- Any reason to be concerned about the dog's health? I'm guessing no, since they eat catshit and survive just fine
- What's the best thing your dog has crapped?
Waiting for the bindle of blow to pop out next.
^^^Now that would be funny - her roommate is an undercover narcotics cop...
I could actually learn to like pugs if more of them crapped money
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This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.
hall of dogshit fame right there...
Now that's a good dog!
Time from ingestion to ejection is approximately 24 hours, sometimes less with my medium sized dogs. I'd guess about the same for any dog that's not constipated or has the runs.
Is her name Julie by any chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by telebobski
OldLarry, wondering who will get the reference
Put that son of bitch out to stud!
And
... sooner or later, her new friends will realise ...
DB Cooper??
Doggy ATM's
I'll invest in that !
No health concerns. Be careful about other stuff he may find on the ground (socks, wash towels, etc) that he might eat. If it gets stuck in their digestive track surgery is going to cost big $$ ($4k and up).
That is your lucky $100 bill. Frame that shit (pun intended)
As a custom framer I can safely say I would not frame a dog shit covered $100 bill.
Sell you a redimade.
So that's where it went.
Please mail back to:
Grape_Ape
Baltimore, MD
A dog that shits $$, holy moley!!
100% sig worthy.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Fuck the Goose that laid golden eggs !
Dogs that shit out $100 bills rocks !
A new breed of money shitting Dog could be called the Shizer Cashound !
Yeah, it's great and all, but you'd need to do some serious money launderingQuote:
Originally Posted by Big Snowballs
Hmmm......narcotics agent? Any drug bust money missing from the PD evidence lockers, lately? Dogs love to dig....maybe the dog came across a stash of cash buried in the back-yard??? Maybe there's a bag o' dough still buried back there somewhere...as a sort of narcotics agent retirement fund??? Just wonderin'.
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OMG you're right !Quote:
Originally Posted by dumpy
BTW you still in the Dog House or has the Vonn satisfaction thing blown over ?
No, she forgot all about that once I started fucking her underage sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Snowballs
OK so that's how it works...... Duly noted !Quote:
Originally Posted by dumpy
Linc FTWQuote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
UM, what?Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Think Joe Strummer not Peggy Lipton.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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Originally Posted by Obstruction
Sorry...since it was OLD Larry, I harkened back to the 60's.