Utards :: Who's stepping up?

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11-13-2003, 09:18 AM
jayfrizzo

Utards :: Who's stepping up?

A'ight, we're on the fence about getting a keg vs. a bunch of beer for Saturday. The bulk of our friends are you internet dorks so you're responsible for the bulk of the booze being imbibed.

To aid in the decision, please RSVP here, and say if you'll be drinking beer. For instance:

Quote:

Originally posted by phUnk
We're coming but will be bringing wine coolers because beer is icky and weighs down my radness.

Remember: There's no disgrace in not getting a keg, but there's much disgrace in letting all that sweet sweet beer go to waste. Honesty is the best policy.

Thanks,
J-
11-13-2003, 10:10 AM
Buzzworthy

I AM DRINKING BEER!!

Comprende :D
11-13-2003, 10:13 AM
Strider

If I did not have to work, I would come and drink your beer:(
11-13-2003, 10:23 AM
MacDaddy

I am working, then going to a hockey game with the family, but if there is sweet Fat Tire on tap I will gladly come drink as much as I possibly can, which is about (4) 32 oz mugs. If you dont happen to get a keg, then. I wont drink at all and I will come by and say high....I'm, safe! are you? :cool:

seriously though I am going to try and come by with the famdamnily after the game lets say around 10:00pm I hope you guys wont be asleep by then.:D

Solitude tomorrow? Half day morning?
11-13-2003, 10:43 AM
Woodsy

I willl be drinking beer like Norm on a barstool, like Homer @ Duffland, like me in college, like Buzz on a tuesday, like bob, thats right I'll be drinking beer like BobMc.

plus left over beer = [MTR]NFL Sunday Sunday Sunday[/MTR]
after hungover ski of course.
Tell Altatude & crysstal =xtreme to spread the word there's a kegger, dude.

Mac,
Soli, ya know it
its nuking now & the resort got about 6" last night, check on lifts open though.
11-13-2003, 11:10 AM
MacDaddy

Oh....I almost forgot,
you dont need to waste any keg beer. In your abundant spare time and vast intelligence, you probably could put together some sort of Co2 system. You could get a tank, hoses, and regulator at BevCo, the Beer Nut or even Home Depot. this would help if for some weird reason your guests dont sack up and help you finish the keg! This way you would have beer for the full weekend and beyond.
I know the dilema you are facing, and it is wise to get a head count of real beer drinkers vs. the pansie wine coola crowd....3.2 wine coolers....please people....might as well stay home and beat off to the SI swimsuit issue like 8th grade :D
I was thinking about getting a keg for my little softball bash, but the weather turned and the 2 hour round trip drive to Evanston was not worth it. how/where are you planning on getting it?

I will contribute $$$ (as should any one) to make this happen
I figure its gonna run about $180+ with deposit for Fat Tire
do you know any one who has an empty Keg that could help you out! I will ask around

I was just talking to Woodsy and Solitude has atleast 6" of fresh at the base, can you go tomorrow?
11-13-2003, 11:14 AM
altachic

well, you know me, i'll be getting totally wasted.
oh, wait...
11-13-2003, 11:19 AM
frozenwater

After I'm done whacking off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, I'll be showing up with the Mrs and drinking myself into a gin/tequilla/scotch stupor.

--You pansies drink your "oh wow 6.2!" beer. I'll be chuggin my 45.00 tequilla. :D

--frozen now settles back having felt like he defended his manhood.
11-13-2003, 11:20 AM
LCC

I plan to drink beer and tell altachick how much the mini is going to rock.

or

Call me Cliff.

Where do I put my $3?
11-13-2003, 11:37 AM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by frozenwater
After I'm done whacking off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, I'll be showing up with the Mrs and drinking myself into a gin/tequilla/scotch stupor.

--You pansies drink your "oh wow 6.2!" beer. I'll be chuggin my 45.00 tequilla. :D

--frozen now settles back having felt like he defended his manhood.

So you are too good for us and our beer?? :mad:

Sack them puppies up and come drink like the rest of us. We want a keg and need participants!!! :D
11-13-2003, 11:54 AM
frozenwater

I will be drinking with you fools...and am willing to compromise the drink of my choice to help you guys out.

Tell ya what, get a keg of "mikes hard lemonade" and I am there. :D
11-13-2003, 11:57 AM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by frozenwater
I will be drinking with you fools...and am willing to compromise the drink of my choice to help you guys out.

Tell ya what, get a keg of "mikes hard lemonade" and I am there. :D

LOL!! :p :D
11-13-2003, 12:09 PM
crstlextrm

I will definetly put down on a keg, me and about 15 of my friends went through 1 1/2 kegs in a night, so im sure the maggots can get through 1.

Yo J, could you pm me your address? Woodsy, i dont think you want me spreadin the word about a keggar unless J really wants 50 college kids showin up to his housewarming party.:eek:
11-13-2003, 12:45 PM
Bum Z

Get a keg. If need be, I can easily call in reinforcements.

I don't think we want crystalextreme to spread the word to minors. Unless they are really hot girls.
11-13-2003, 12:57 PM
jayfrizzo

Ok, I'm liking this so far. Keep 'em coming.

No need to throw down. We're providing it to warm our house and thank all of Utah for its hospitality and good folk. Bling's not the issue, just enough mouths to fill. Bring an insatiable thirst. If we keg it, we'll probably get Molson or Foster's; Fat Tire's a thick beer to drink 15 pints of. But who knows.

I need to shake this cold. Fack, I may skip out on the Bird tomorry.

Crystal, you are wiser than your years and early season hucking suggest ;)

Whoot whoot.

J-

PS: We'll make crash space for anyone too drunk to drive.
11-13-2003, 01:02 PM
Woodsy

Quote:

Originally posted by Bum Z
Get a keg. If need be, I can easily call in reinforcements.

I don't think we want crystalextreme to spread the word to minors. Unless they are really hot girls.

keg needed for the "war to settle the score" chaos of beer pong

sarcastic college comment.

I do love college girls thogh cuz

Quote:

Wooderson: I keep getting older, they stay the same age
11-13-2003, 01:18 PM
Buzzworthy

GET THE KEG!!

Don't worry, I will be there, we shall make sure no beer goes to waste. :D

And if you go Fat Tire, we can pitch in for the extra.
11-13-2003, 04:31 PM
MacDaddy

There should be a house rule that:

For every college boy crashing the kegger they should have two college girls in tow.
Just for eye candy of course:D
11-13-2003, 05:47 PM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by MacDaddy
There should be a house rule that:

For every college boy crashing the kegger they should have two college girls in tow.
Just for eye candy of course:D

Since we are in our 30's, I would really hate to get busted at a kegger with a bunch of college underagers. And the wife would REALLY be fuckin pissed, as she is about to get her PhD and go to internship.

Just my 2 cents worth.

Edit: After reading my post, I sound like an old fart. Not a fan of deleteing posts (oh the memories :rolleyes: ) so Ill just be old here.
11-13-2003, 05:48 PM
bigAK

"aren't you a little old to be drinking underage?" [/family guy]
11-13-2003, 05:50 PM
powderwhore

I'm in for the beer.
11-13-2003, 05:56 PM
Particle

count me and the (almost) Mrs. in for BEER. pls. send address!!
11-13-2003, 05:57 PM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by powderwhore
I'm in for the beer.

....as opposed to what??? :p
11-13-2003, 06:11 PM
zion zig zag

I'll be there to drink my share of beer, and i didn't read the whole thread but did I see something about 2 college girls for each maggot? If so i'll take my share of those to.
11-13-2003, 06:25 PM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by flykdog
I'll be there to drink my share of beer, and i didn't read the whole thread but did I see something about 2 college girls for each maggot? If so i'll take my share of those to.

Nope, Im drinking your share first and then my share. :p ;) :D
11-13-2003, 07:25 PM
phUnk

We're coming but will be bringing wine coolers because beer is icky and weighs down my radness.

Woah. Veja Du.
11-14-2003, 12:05 AM
Lumpy

A keg? One keg? Pffft... If you kids need some professional help with it, I'll make sure I come to show you why only the pros make drinking a 5 out of 7 day affair. Drinking only on the weekends...mainly for amatures.
11-14-2003, 12:12 AM
Lumpy

Looking forward to getting totally shitfaced and ogling young college poon...crystal, bring em all!! Does that make me a dirty old man, or just an old maggot who is thinking the same shit as every other over thirty jackass?
11-14-2003, 06:11 PM
jayfrizzo

We have Keg.

I feel like someone from a Glenn Fry song.

See you suckas tomorrow night. 8PM.

J-
11-14-2003, 06:20 PM
BobMc

J,

Can you shoot me an email with directions?

bob@outdoorsinutah.com

BobMc
11-14-2003, 09:00 PM
MacDaddy

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Since we are in our 30's, I would really hate to get busted at a kegger with a bunch of college underagers. And the wife would REALLY be fuckin pissed, as she is about to get her PhD and go to internship.

Just my 2 cents worth.

Edit: After reading my post, I sound like an old fart. Not a fan of deleteing posts (oh the memories :rolleyes: ) so Ill just be old here.

Ok Buzz, I understand how old you feel and stuff, and no need to get your panties in a bunch.....:D but remember a 21 year old girl could be still be a college girl...or something like that
11-15-2003, 12:57 PM
Woodsy

No reason a cop would set foot in the house in the first place.
11-15-2003, 02:47 PM
Lumpy

Cops and vampires need an invite to step in the house...