Alta is for Nazis

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10-28-2010, 11:56 AM
DasBlunt

Alta is for Nazis

just a friendly reminder when you think everything is so nice........that,
10-28-2010, 11:57 AM
JONG SLAUGHTER

THANKS KOOK.
10-28-2010, 11:59 AM
Eldo

Search function, jong. That's been done to death.
10-28-2010, 12:22 PM
digitaldeath

hows that?
10-28-2010, 12:25 PM
Edgnar

Alta is a bunch of snooty racists snowboarding hating bitch ass nazis.
10-28-2010, 12:26 PM
digitaldeath

ya snowboarders are fucking GEIGH
10-28-2010, 12:41 PM
yabyum

poor baby duck!

So blow it out your fisted snowboarding ass, Oh and have a nice day:smile:
10-28-2010, 12:46 PM
philth

Yup and love skiing there
10-28-2010, 12:47 PM
dynodonkeyaltabird

i really dont think that that is a fair comparison...
10-28-2010, 12:53 PM
DasBlunt

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynodonkeyaltabird

i really dont think that that is a fair comparison...

You wanna fight about it? All joking aside, it is a VERY precise comparison.
10-28-2010, 12:55 PM
dynodonkeyaltabird

how is it precise? snowboarders are not the same as jews.

i think it would be better to compare it to jim crow laws, but even that isnt a good analogy.
10-28-2010, 12:58 PM
bmg97

Oh get over it. That place rocks and I would ski there everyday if I could !
10-28-2010, 01:29 PM
Johnny Deep

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10-28-2010, 01:44 PM
Socialist

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynodonkeyaltabird

how is it precise? snowboarders are not the same as jews.

i think it would be better to compare it to jim crow laws, but even that isnt a good analogy.

precise because it is nazis, not facists or conservatives which is a larger set of possibilities. Didn't say it is very accurate. accurate is not the same as precise.

in introductions to metrology, the dart board is usually used as an example. Precise would be hitting the same spot over and over again (Nazi being the spot, facists being a larger spot, and conservatism being a slightly larger spot).
Accurate would be hitting the bullseye. Precise and accurate is what is strived for.
10-28-2010, 01:55 PM
USTFUP2!

So the world is fuck'n DISFUNCTIONAL!...Crap... It's not BORING!...:nonono2::nonono2:

ChurnOn
10-28-2010, 01:58 PM
pineconepete

god bless alta
10-28-2010, 02:01 PM
USTFUP2!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pineconepete

god bless alta

Have more faith in DOG!...:rolleyes:
10-28-2010, 02:04 PM
TheDon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socialist

precise because it is nazis, not facists or conservatives which is a larger set of possibilities. Didn't say it is very accurate. accurate is not the same as precise.

in introductions to metrology, the dart board is usually used as an example. Precise would be hitting the same spot over and over again (Nazi being the spot, facists being a larger spot, and conservatism being a slightly larger spot).
Accurate would be hitting the bullseye. Precise and accurate is what is strived for.

Thesis committee approves Socialist's dissertation
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10-28-2010, 02:04 PM
ectreeskier11

snowboard at alta all you want, seriously... just can't ride the lifts. ask any patroller, lifty, yadda yadda...
10-28-2010, 02:08 PM
QuikR12

Why do you give a fuck? You can board at snowbird, sit in the middle of traverses, and create all the waist deep mogul trenches you want!
10-28-2010, 02:20 PM
lemonhead

I'm pretty sure snowboarders are not considered a race...but I could be wrong. Oh wait I'm not.
10-28-2010, 02:23 PM
blowupthemoon

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikR12

Why do you give a fuck? You can board at snowbird, sit in the middle of traverses, and create all the waist deep mogul trenches you want!

While supporting the honest & ethical, god-fearing american capitalist Dick Bass.
Somone ought to notify snowbird management of the impending blitzkreig from the east, its only a matter of time.

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10-28-2010, 02:30 PM
DeeAre

Build a bridge, get over it.
Better yet, rock some skis and go shred it.
10-28-2010, 02:42 PM
Ottime

Honestly, Alta is not a good snowboarding hill. There is way too much hiking, in, up and out of spots. I find it funny that people get so bent because they can't ride the lifts some where.
10-28-2010, 02:54 PM
TWINS

If you are not hauling ass on the traverse you are getting run over.
Snowboarders walking on the traverse= fail...
10-28-2010, 03:02 PM
SKIORFORGETIT

I am a Jew

I hope to ski @ Alta one day

Will I be killed?
10-28-2010, 03:10 PM
ectreeskier11

Quote:

Originally Posted by SKIORFORGETIT

I am a Jew

I hope to ski @ Alta one day

Will I be killed?

Most likely

not. but I heard Mormons aren't the most accepting of Jews, so keep an eye out.
10-28-2010, 03:11 PM
bigdude2468

You can count on it!
10-28-2010, 03:32 PM
yabyum

ski real fast on the traverse and no one will care..Shalom!
10-28-2010, 03:44 PM
Lonnie

Grab your skis and join the party...
10-28-2010, 04:03 PM
conkyyy

DAS is a Kook, he couldnt put any type of respectable line down any face, let alone alta.
/bb
10-28-2010, 04:08 PM
montanamike

The trail map you were looking for
10-28-2010, 04:17 PM
Jer

This is hillarious! Some OG Solitude Rasta Bruddah should post a photo of an old sticker on his skis that features an Alta snowflake/swastika with the words "Alta is for Racists". Then some jackass troll with a 144 IQ should comment on how goddam funny said sticker is. Then some other dude from Bozeman or Jackson or where ever should print up a bunchof said stickers and send 20 to the smart jackass dude. Then the nearly genius troll should put one on his cat's litter box. Then all the usual thin-skinned TGR douchebags should get all offended that some people think a skiing snowflake/swastika is funny.

Oh wait - that's already happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
10-28-2010, 04:24 PM
montanamike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

This is hillarious! Some OG Solitude Rasta Bruddah should post a photo of an old sticker on his skis that features an Alta snowflake/swastika with the words "Alta is for Racists". Then some jackass troll with a 144 IQ should comment on how goddam funny said sticker is. Then some other dude from Bozeman or Jackson or where ever should print up a bunchof said stickers and send 20 to the smart jackass dude. Then the nearly genius troll should put one on his cat's litter box. Then all the usual thin-skinned TGR douchebags should get all offended that some people think a skiing snowflake/swastika is funny.

Oh wait - that's already happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

Nice play-by-play/metaphor/story thing. That's some quality shit Crap
10-28-2010, 04:28 PM
That was Pontus

Thank god for it too, otherwise all those nazis would be out cunting up the mountains my heeledge and I frequent...
10-28-2010, 05:38 PM
Pancakes

Maybe you should fucking learn to ski, dumbass.
10-28-2010, 06:20 PM
dookeyXXX

and to think all this time i thought that Norwegian backcountry skiing was for Nazis...
10-28-2010, 06:49 PM
ectreeskier11

ha. i've watched dead snow. highly recommended.
10-28-2010, 06:52 PM
Cyber Cop

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ottime

Honestly, Alta is not a good snowboarding hill. There is way too much hiking, in, up and out of spots. I find it funny that people get so bent because they can't ride the lifts some where.

Do you dumbasses really believe that shit? I love how you have never been on a board but you think you have a clue what I might or might not like to ride. Move over bacon, and watch my blindside...

Taos is Free!!! bitches.
10-28-2010, 06:56 PM
lynchdogger

Quote:

Originally Posted by parismt

DAS is a Kook, he couldnt put any type of respectable line down any face, let alone alta.
/bb

Slam!

Snowboarding not interested but don't hate them. Nonetheless, God bless Alta and MRG!

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