I just knew when I saw it I had to capture it for posterity. Remember, these are his words, not mine. Suck it little herp laden bitch.
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I just knew when I saw it I had to capture it for posterity. Remember, these are his words, not mine. Suck it little herp laden bitch.
Yawn, I guess it is full blown summer and the jongs are restless.
Been here longer than you sweetheart, just don't need to blog about life everyday. Come on, you have to admit, him saying something like that in his thread and doing exactly what he said he wouldn't because "he wasn't a little bitch" is pretty darn funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
Pictorial representaion of this thread:
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What I don't get is the guy smokes more weed than Peter Tosh at his peak, yet he is still a complete rage-aholic. Now he wants to quit? Watch out world.
Belongs in Bitchy Title thread.
If it chills you out enough to not delete funny threads you should keep smoking - up it to a 1/2 oz a day if you want.
Has the herpes thread been deleted? I've been without reliable interwebz and only got to skim it, so I've got to ask a question.
Did anyone point out the one hudge advantage of having herpes?
I'm talking aboutHerpes dating groups, it's just like any other speed dating, singles group, dating sites, etc except you know they all put out, have limited options and probably don't worry about getting "a reputation".
I hear they are like non stop sex buffets where anyone, even DBS can get laid ALL THE TIME.
Dude if you don't have it, be glad. If you do, well that sucks, but make sure to live it up in one of these sex quarantine groups.
I liked the fact that this picture comes up a #7 on a google image search for herpes.
http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/herpes.jpg
I thought it took a few weeks before the first outbreak after exposure. Vibes.
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Originally Posted by bklyn
That thread originally was about dating sucking.
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Or this further down the same image search. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...w=1435&bih=786Quote:
Originally Posted by tief schnee
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-09...4085876145.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dumpy
DBS - we expect a TR shortly.
DBS, I don't blame you for deleting that thread. It had several levels of fail. The world is a better place without that thread.
If he were a little bitch he'd...oh shit, he IS a little bitch.
Now if DBS could only delete DBS.
go get lost again dexQuote:
This message is hidden because Dexter Rutecki is on your ignore list.
You know you can't help yourself, DBSTD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DBSTD... That's. Fuckin. Awesome.
The best part about DBSTD is that he constantly reinvents his douche level, making it fun, new and interesting to ridicule him again. We think he's the biggest tool he could possibly be... And he immediately one-ups himself! I mean, he comes up with the most rediculous-sounding shit thinking we'll all line up to high five him or something because we're all blown away at his dopeness and WHAM! It blows up in his face, we all laugh and feel better about being ourselves...
Thanks DBSTD. It's r'tards like you that keep this place fun to watch. Another helping of paint chip ice cream here at the high-tension-line cafe, your speshulness???
You are seriously delusional, if you think that was my intent.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoWork
:the_finge
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Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki
I had to look.
Amazed that you finally said something funny.
Amazed you finally admitted to it--road to recovery? (Not from your newest health problem, unfortunately.)
You should just concede that your (lack of) self-control won't allow you to keep me on ignore. I think the thread you deleted proves you have trouble saying no, even if it means genital warts.
It's hard to ignore someone that stalks you across the board.
No, YOU are seriously dilusional because you lack the introspection to realize why you post such vapid, personally and professionally damaging shit. Every. Goddam. Day. We can tell you think you're awesome- it's pretty obvious. I love it when you try to convince us all too, It's like a tripped out Willy Wonka boat trip across the galaxy of fail you call an existence and it is indeed awesome to watch. I mean, your fail is so dense it has become a "black hole of fail" that has a gravitational pull strong enough to attract the fail of others, hence the "dating sucks" thread scenario.Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboyshredder
I'm not saying I don't like you- In fact, I think you're fuckin' awesome in a Jersey-shore humanity=fail trainwreck sort of way... So here's to you DBSTD for making my life that much more awesome... Y'know, after the grading curve is factored in anyways. :yourock:
doughboy- Do you ever demo any of your boards? Send me a pm if you do.
In no way is it professionally damaging. If I never sell a single snowboard to anyone other than my bros it won't cost me a penny. Personally damaging, maybe, but I don't see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoWork
I know exactly why I post things like my date rant. Writing it down, and then discussing it with the non douches on the boards helps me understand the why's and the why nots. Sorry, I am not perfect like you obviously are.
I lack introspection? Yeah, that's why I have made so many major life changes in the last few years. :rolleyes2
If you ever come to alpental you can try one out.Quote:
Originally Posted by supermodel159
Solid work.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoWork
I'm guessing I won't be getting an apology.
I actually feel a bit sorry for you since you can't figure out the act of sex, have a lifelong STD, obviously have anger, self-esteem and daddy issues. Its too bad that poor girl is pathetic enough to have fallen into your world.
But keep up the blogs, I like to laugh.
Go fuck yourself, thief.Quote:
Originally Posted by gonehuckin
The only thing you nailed is that I have anger issues. Wanna try me out?
At least I don't lie and steal, like your sorry piece of shit ass.
damn. some people take their internet selves way too seriously.
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Originally Posted by DoWork
Epic.
LMFAO
Yes. Best check your spare (valtrex supply)Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboyshredder
Dude, the non douches on the board don't want a fucking thing to do with you. Just so you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboyshredder
No shit. DBS, next time you want to share, write it down on paper and look at it for 24 hours before you do. Imagine the beating your going to take here as the story unfolds. If you really need to share, maybe talk to a buddy about it, rather than posting it up here. I hate to see anyone get worked like you have lately, but come on, you are your own worst enemy. Stay out of the Padded Room for awhile. Go on a road trip or go build something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
Except to your herpes ridden skanks--I mean 'dates.'Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboyshredder
And to everyone on the board when you say you won't delete a shitshow thread you started.
Or when you claim you're ignoring someone.
Right on!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki
DBS - you need to take a page from the Dexter Rutecki Book Of Ignoring Someone. Everybody knows the best way to ignore somebody is to put them on "ignore" and then continue to obsessively obsess over them everytime you see that they've posted in the same thread as you. The Rutecki Method has two great advantages: you don't actually have to witness how brutally you're being pwn3d and everybody else still gets to see what an obsessed loser you still are.
Apology accepted. :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by doughboyshredder
See, I would be all philosophical and shit but why waste the humor material when the right answer is already right here ^^^ :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
Your original thread reminded me of an AKPM beatdown thread - without the decent, nice, person that is AKPM.
yeah, cause I am not a decent nice person.