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I SAW THE WORLD CHAMPIONS
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I JERKED OFF YESTERDAY!!!!
edit: damn I couldn't get my scanner to work. now i can't share pictures of me jerking off
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bump, for the history!
rediculous!
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They did it. AKPM - you definitely deserve credit as one of the most devoted long distance sox fans!!
SOX!!!!
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so, he does like men...
and by the way, Boston bought this world series, they didnt earn it, however it has been so long for them that i will cut them a break.
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Originally Posted by Droopy
and by the way, Boston bought this world series, they didnt earn it, however it has been so long for them that i will cut them a break.
THINK about that for asec, then go eat a fat cack
HOLY SHIT WE WON THE WORLD SERIES
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"World" Champions. Shit, that's funny.
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Originally Posted by bad_roo
"World" Champions. Shit, that's funny.
whats so funny about it. We live in Amurica, we are the world, the rest is just there for ballast. :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2
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Originally Posted by bad_roo
"World" Champions. Shit, that's funny.
yeah? why don't you go eat a bag of dicks you cricket loving freak. :fm:
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blaralrarrlarla rhghag
sorry, i puked again.
make it stop
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You guys are good today! :D
Bill, what you need is a nice warm tuna on rye sandwich with a huge glass of orange juice and an Almond Joy. Go to it! :p
Sprite
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Originally Posted by snowsprite
Bill, what you need is a nice warm tuna on rye sandwich with a huge glass of orange juice and an Almond Joy. Go to it! :p
q: what did stan marsh say to wendy testaberger?
a: blargaragharahagph
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Originally Posted by hardrider
whats so funny about it. We live in Amurica, we are the world, the rest is just there for ballast. :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...pics/worls.jpg
What a dreadful host you are. Basom! My dickbowl appears to be empty.
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let me get you a fresh bag then kind sir. i didn't notice you had already eaten all of your dicks. i'm on it.
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This is good stuff.
ugh - bill - so sorry. that sounds rough. I'll add to Sprite's hangover suggestions (though Tuna sounds nasty if you're sick)
You need french fries, gatorade, and some spicy Chinese food. Veggies only.
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Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
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gatorade.
yes, but you will also require a hot pastrami on rye. Anything but pastrami and you may die. :eek:
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no dice on the sandwiches or things. i have 4 oz of water in me tum-tum so far. working on five.
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What's the connection between bags o' dicks, fat cocks & Bill puking?
Base ~ Take it easy on him. If your other sports options were badminton or curling, you'd be bitter too. :fmicon:
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Originally Posted by mildbill.
no dice on the sandwiches or things. i have 4 oz of water in me tum-tum so far. working on five.
Your dead. Sorry for your luck. RIP. :tdo13:
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How bout a big greezy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray.
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porkroll egg and cheese with bacon on a kieser bun.
yep, you need to go to jersy and get one now, its your only chance.
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Originally Posted by basom
porkroll egg and cheese with bacon on a kieser bun.
yep, you need to go to jersy and get one now, its your only chance.
By any chance do you mean Taylor ham? Stupid.
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ham makes me gassy. i go for bacon.
i've got an awsome sound, going down.
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this thread=two drops up until everyone started talking about food. Mildbill, the stan and wendy bit, randomly hilarious
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big evil greasy 3 egg, 3 bacon, 3 sausage, home fries and pancakes breakfast, fixes hangovers every time.
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beleive me, this AM i was beyond the usual 'greasy food fixes a hangover realm', and in the 'hey look at all that blood mixed with my bile in the toilet' realm. but i just paid a visit to that sexy redhead wendy, she set me right again.
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Originally Posted by mildbill.
in the 'hey look at all that blood mixed with my bile in the toilet' realm.
I don't think I've ever been to that realm. Bile, sure. Blood AND bile? Yikes.
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it is not a fun realm in which to be. and i am there far too often. methinks the old tum-tum has been busticated by something.
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Maybe you have an ulcer, it's definitely possible. You should go see a doc, almost all ulcers can be completely cured with antibiotics nowadays.
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I was stoked that I got to see my team in Colorado this year. Arroyo started the game but they lost, but who gives a shit now!!
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Originally Posted by iceman
Maybe you have an ulcer, it's definitely possible. You should go see a doc, almost all ulcers can be completely cured with antibiotics nowadays.
Most.
But if you WAIT on it long enough, you could win one of THESE:
"Antrectomy -
The lower half of the stomach makes most of the acid and gets all the peptic ulcers above the duodenum. Removing it leaves little place for ulcers to form and little acid to produce them."
Now, the DOWN side to this is you can only eat peas. On alternate Tuesdays. In months with a "J" in them. On odd years.
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So WTf do we do now? Ummmm GO CUBS!