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I thought we could do polls on this board. I guess not.
Now that many Maggots have seen Soul Purpose and Stimulus both of which have new Jamie Pierre footie, I ask what is your opinion of Jamie Pierre now?
Is he:
A) an idiot who will die soon?
b) a highly skilled ripper?
c) someone who takes calculated risks?
d) someone who seems like an idiot, but his relationship with the Lord will see him through?
What sayeth the Maggots?
Or:
e) a highly skilled idiot who takes calculated risks and will likely die soon - which won't phase him because he's tight with the Lord.
edit: Which, in theory, is cool. Until he gets to the Pearly Gates & says "Do you KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!?!"
Have you heard him talk? It will answer your question.
He is who he is. So long as he does not hurt anyone else, then let em' fly. It's all good. :)
I liked his commentary in high life.........
very inflammatory....like the bad professional wrestler.... you know........
however.......I don't know if he just had a bad year or what.....but he was depicted as a much better skier in high life than he was in soul purpose.......
What I mean by that is this; if someone were to watch high life....they might come to the conclusion that he is a pretty rippin skier...........If someone were to watch soul purpose....they see someone blowing up everywhere......................I guess if you don't stick all your lines then they've got to put your crashes in thier movie..........
havn't seen stimulus
He's fun to watch ski.
Beyond that, who cares? I'm never going to sit down and drink a beer with him, so why should it matter if he's an idiot?
IT's stupid to turn ski porn into Dr. Phil.
Yeah he's an idiot but no I don't care.
My main reason for posting is to point out that you can still post a poll, scroll down on the "New Thread" screen, it's the last option at the bottom.
bump for the pro wrestler Pierre. ahem. he WAS just screwing with us, but you knew that. . .
kid's good i've heard. bummer re: this year's footie, but last year he certainly gained my respect for that one spine line or whatever it was. jumped from one line to a sketch off kilter platform or spine and aired from there? creative, inventive. that's what i want to see. line choices that are different. i could care less if they're more balls than anyone's else's.
brain hemorraging air is just his way to market. gotta distinguish yourself from the pack. unfortunately, he's not going to be able to distinguish anything by the time he's done.
well saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Mcwop
JP has always taken the time to ski 'safely' with me, even though I have a tough time staying on his tails. He always has been considerate. He often stops & checks to make sure I know where I am goin, shows me stashes, and points out cliffed out sections to avoid.
That is more than I can say about some people on this board.
He is the Bender of skiing.
In the UK, 'bender' is juvenile slang for a homosexual. Having a rather juvenile sense of humour, the above quote makes me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by descender
Do you have benders in America? :D
---Agreed---Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcwop
Some of us have been known to go on a bender.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
i.e. a drinking binge - is that slang in the U.K. too?
What's the deal with this...........strange posting style..........Is this supposed to be .............stream of consciousness?Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
Also a big fan of the,,,,,,multiple comma.
Nope, they are all up in canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
I'm with Macdaddy, JP's a good guy, whether you're skiing with him, or having a beer. I think he and Josh Bender do have alot in common; Bender's a good guy too, he couldn't have been any nicer when he came up and introduced himself to me.
Yep, but be prepared for snickering from the double entendre.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
I agree the guys has skills & swagger,but he's going to be a drooling vegetable in no time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Telekóptero
You guys shouldn't be so lame & should "sack up " for brain damaging air!
No shit!Quote:
Originally Posted by MacDaddy
And Jamie's not dumb, it's just hard to understand him.
The only one I can think of is the robot from Futurama? Do you have Futurama in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Jamie just needs to start sticking some of his landings. Yeah, props for hucking 80 foot cliffs, but if you can't stick a 20 footer.....and you bellyflop on a rock.....think about it :rolleyes:
JP does exhibit some of the traits of bender from Futurama, but he is nowhere near that cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by epic
I was talking about Bender the pro mountain biker. He has a similar style -- IE huck huge shit. There are often similar discussions in the MTB world about if he has skills or if he is just crazy etc. I think JP and Bender are both highly entertaining.
Indeed we do,,,,,, funny ass program............... think it's on this weekend.......... hmm........... yeah probably is..........Quote:
Originally Posted by epic
(Just for you, The AD)
edg
When you double the size of anything that anyone else has ever done before, I think you’re allowed to like slap on your side and then hop up as long as your skis stay on.Quote:
Originally Posted by wahama88
Until someone else goes out there and stomps it clean I don’t think anyone has anything to say.
Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son. His father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium he later attended Bending State college where he majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. He became a legend for his pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill himself when he found out they were for suicide booths. He was saved by Fry and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express. His other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly he needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or he will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to his head make him sing like a folk singer.
bender noun 1 slang a drunken spree; a spell of uncontrolled drinking. 2 a person or machine that bends.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
http://striprobot.free.fr/grabpics/B...auv%20type.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by flingle
Guess it's common knowledge I like the guy....lol
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic17737.jpg
What, no tongue?
Wait, I thought an earring in the right ear meant... oh wait, it does!Quote:
Originally Posted by optics
Does that make Brett a groupie?
Only of you, sweetheart.Quote:
Originally Posted by BakerBoy
My groupie roster is currently full at the moment, and considering JP is much more pro than myself, you should stick with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
That's cool, I can only be someones groupie if they go bigger then me anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by BakerBoy
Is Jamie like totally ripped in that picture? Sure does look like it!
Every sport needs guys like Jamie Pierre!
So, you wanna be my groupie?Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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Originally Posted by Lone Star
You go bigger with weiners, but that's not what I'm talking about. Move your ass down here already pussy.
Hey, no wonder you like JP so much!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
yo! yo! homie G watzup? chillin G, chillin. word. hell yeah, hell yeah. bouts to go to da crib and blaze it up knowhatimsayin?
I've met Jamie a couple times and he seems pretty normal, just don't get him started on religion!
Well, how drunk would you have to be to make out with Blurred?Quote:
Originally Posted by Below Zero
There's your answer.