Positive Vibes for Telenater

Ok everyone, Telenater needs your wisdom. He has a hot chick who's totally into him, and he's having second thoughts about her. Let's break it down:

A.) She's super cute.

B.) Seriously, she's HOT. Someone please tell him not to blow this.

C.) She does Yoga. Enough said.

D.) I met her last night, and she's as nice as can be. She even watched a ski video with us, and talked about a ski swap she heard about this weekend. Nater, don't blow this! Who cares if she hasn't skied in 4 years - she'll ski with you!! Teach her the ways of the wise. DO IT!! :D

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it.

if she understands that there are no friends on a pow day then you'd be crazy not to keep her around.

Yeah seriously... enough with this good vibes shit. It's going to mess with his mojo. The girl is going to get this totally bizarro wave of fucked up maggot vibes coupled with Naters naturally bad-ass juju and she isn't going to know what the hell to do. I have faith in the Nate's ability to abandon the bus.

Nate--Just chill and let it ride (no pun intended). It's cool to get into it just a little bit even if you're not sure you seriously dig. Give her just a little sample of your powers then leave her wanting more as you decide whether or not she's worthy of the Telenater. Git sum.

Nater's a muthafucking pimp, yo.

LONDON, England (CNN) -- About one percent of adults have absolutely no interest in sex, according to a new study, and that distinction is becoming one of pride among many asexuals.

The new study was conducted by Anthony Bogaert, a psychologist and human sexuality expert at Brock University in St. Catherines, Ontario.

It was published in the latest issue of The Journal of Sex Research and is the focus of a report in this Saturday's issue of New Scientist.

Bogaert's analysis looked at responses to another study in Britain, published in 1994. That study was based on interviews of 18,000 people about their sexual practices.

It offered respondent a list of options. One read: "I have never felt sexually attracted to anyone at all." One percent said they agreed with the statement.

That response level is close to the percentage of gay people in the population, which is around three percent, the New Scientist report says.

New Scientist says such studies offer insights into sexuality, but the results remain controversial.

"The closest we have got to understanding human asexuals comes from studies -- mostly surveys - of people who report not having sex," it says.

A 1994 survey, published by The University of Chicago Press, found that 13 percent of 3,500 respondents had no sex in the past year. Forty percent of those people said they were extremely happy or very happy with their lives.

"If asexuality is indeed a form of sexual orientation, perhaps it will not be long before the issue of 'A' pride starts attracting more attention," New Scientist says.

Activists have already started campaigning to promote awareness and acceptance of asexuality, it reports.

The Asexual Visibility and Education Network has an online store that sell items promoting awareness and acceptance on asexuality.

Among the items is a T-shirt with the slogan, "Asexuality: it's not just for amoebas anymore."

A pic of the girl is a necessity in this instance.

Skiing with a chick who hasn't skied in four years would suck though.

If said hot chick is disease free, give er' a glass of pimp juice and let it ride.

[QUOTE=Below Zero]A pic of the girl is a necessity in this instance.

Agreed

Take it from me: The requirement of having to have a superrad ski girlfriend is at least 50% self defeating.

There is a lot more to a relationship than skiing (I know).

Don't think of it as settling, think of it as giving up....er....letting a wonderful person into your life.

The plan:

Get laid

again and again and again

Lay the: "Baby, you can't cramp my stylieness this winter" line on her after the getting laid part.

She'll either cut your insensative ass free or love you long time. win win.

PM me if you need any more words of celibate wisdom from a near master debater

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Originally Posted by Below Zero

A pic of the girl is a necessity in this instance.

Agreed

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Yo Grizzle...saw your new ride by the Big Wood (right by the hospital) this weekend! Sure wish I would have seen that thread before you left! [/hijack]

A couple more words of wizzdom:

Beat off till it about kills you before a big date. Can’t be going out there with a loaded gun.

Pack condoms.

Expect nothing, hope for nothing, have a good time

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Originally Posted by slim

Yeah seriously... enough with this good vibes shit. It's going to mess with his mojo.

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No shit, the positive vibe crap gets a little much around here lately.

come on telenater, don't fukk this one up. she sounds cool.

be smooov, get laid and relax dude.

too funny, I saw the thread title and thought at first "oh no, something's happened to telenater!" then, while waiting for the page to load (my connection is sticky today) thought, "no wait a second, it's gotta be about that new girlfriend of his and how it's somehow fucking up".

I know you guys too well, it seems. I think I need a life.

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Originally Posted by lemon boy

Take it from me: The requirement of having to have a superrad ski girlfriend is at least 50% self defeating.

The plan:

Get laid

again and again and again

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Agreed.
The Punani requirements for girlfriends must meet 5 of the following 6 criteria:

Hot
Asian
Athletic
Can cook, clean, and pleasure her man
Shags like a minx
Can ski blue diamond runs without difficulty


Any maggettes (*cough* Kellie *cough*) care to teach her how to ski this season? :D


Nate- go for it man. Whip it out and show her who her daddy is :D

If she cheat on you, CRUSH HER!

From this thread title, I thought he may be sick or hurt. If you don't get on her, that is what this thread WILL be about.

Shit Nate, get it done!!! :D

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Originally Posted by Below Zero

A pic of the girl is a necessity in this instance.

Skiing with a chick who hasn't skied in four years would suck though.

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Sort of like skiing with a chick who just learned to ski this year?

[cough, cough, wink, wink]

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Originally Posted by lemon boy

PM me if you need any more words of celibate wisdom from a masterbater

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So it didn't work out for you then?

If you get on her ... stay on her.

If you can't come in her ... come on her.

Just my thoughts ... giver !!!!!

Don't make me come out there and kick all of you in the nuts. The solution to this dilemma is staring all of you in the face:

If she's skied BEFORE - she can ski AGAIN. Duh.

Much better than a never-ever. My wife had skied maybe a grand total of 50 days before we started dating. She improves every year, and so looked forward to our trips to LCC she helped me pull the trigger on a place in SB!! Nobody was born a skier. If she's willing to learn (obviously she once WAS) you've already won.

I also enjoy NOT skiing with my wife. This, in all actuality and contrary to the blatherblather on this board, is the most important thing in a relationship.

I've seen this girl and she's not that hot. Stop worrying.

dude! you've got it made. don't mess it up. there is nothing better than a hot chick who doesn't ski. no waiting, no bitching about how the snow is too deep, or any of that crap. only "hey honey, how was your ski day? you must be tired, how about i give you a blow job."

Thank you all for your kind thoughts and words of encouragement. I'm not actually as far gone as to pass up this lady merely because she doesn't ski (much). The reality is that she won't be around many weekends during the winter because of her employment. Honestly, I think that this is the lesser of my problems. Besides, you never know, skiing might be in her blood.

If you still feel like sending positive vibes my way, send them to my left big toe. I mashed it pretty good about 3 weeks ago and it's healing VERY slowly.

Two words for you then bruddah:

slump
buster