bill has a' fallen
off the ball it does appear
so I will start now
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bill has a' fallen
off the ball it does appear
so I will start now
that is amazing
a really bad start today
crash must do better
not a hungover friday
since i blacked out wed. and thur.
win tonight is certain
I am sorry b
anything exciting from me?
we will wait to see
homecoming weekend
barrels arrive at noon time
must drink til stupid
[Cartman]
Angry whelks are sweet
SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER
I just peed myself
[/cartman]
We play BYU
Not gonna go to Provo
Tune shop radio
must find real job or
ski bum in grandest fashion
no decision made.
made cake for two friends,
birthdays too close together,
shaped like penis
No PBR keg
tap run dry of golden joy
collection fund waits
it's on for tonight
kevin brown will destroy you
poor poor redsox fans
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
homecoming weekend
Maryland hosts NC State
they'll fear the turtle
kevin brown, oh no!
yankee fan, wow! you are cool
and original
notice the weatherQuote:
Originally Posted by tuffy109
rain delay is possible
your new avatar sucks
i hate wall. wall sucks.
i punch wall when i am mad.
i show wall who's boss.
avatars are cool
i will flip it back over
when W leaves
pedro and schilling
were your two go-to pitchers
cornrowed white boy sucks
Walls in Fenway Park
Say shit here comes Kevin Brown
Find a place to hide!
red sox keep losing
bush is still our president
must jump off cliff now
put on smelly shirt
to keep painting the primed walls
will this ever end
flying to dc
first thing tomorrow morning
must wash clothes tonight
love haikus so much
will keep writing and writing
even though they stink
bronson is the man
tuffy does not know him well
he will plunk two yanks
camping under stars
empty bottle sits dead drunk
rev belches in sleep
fly duckies fly fast
for a man sits waiting still
stoned to the gills
Toyota Scion
I have to build a display.
Need parts, you dickheads.
Big flat screen TV
But no keyboards for me yet
We can't sell Scions.
Toyota asks "why?"
I say - "because you fucked up."
Ship the parts, fuckers.
Fuckity, fuck fuck.
Fuckity, fuckity, fuck.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity.
bronson is a punk
tuffy does not care for him
please try and hit sheff
your shirt is smelly
I'll gladly wash it for you
when you come to town
Tuffy uses flag
political expression
somewhat surprising
tek will take sheff down
steroids won't help that fucker
plunk away, bronson
Owie, owie, ow
My Ankle still hurts
Pain medicine sucks
Nohillsnearby wrong
painmeds are best thing in life
eatem if you got em
sketchy guy next door
tells me they still make qualudes
damn that guy is fucked
thirty five years old
he looks like he is sixty
lives in a garage
cloudy in socal
too lazy to get coffee
too early for beers
yanks fans in socal
never been to Nueva York
bandwagon hooray
stomach feels fury
surviving on just hot wings
must pat, do not wipe
search for job still on
complicated by being lush
fuck yeah it's friday
up all night popcorn
no longer seems all that good
when tasted this morning
dreamt of MRG
bushwacking through the forest
Squaw 8 hour drive
friday morn hiakus
something to look forward to
when you have no job
oo my bowels are loose,
core sore from workout last night,
coffee OD Fri.
Utes will crush Tarheels,
Long pregame 8 pm start
aroused by coeds
a few coors pitchers
last night beer special, six bucks
head in clouds today
woodsy's off baseball
all of his predictions suck
now he's on football
hungover want food
dreaming of Taco Del Mar, Mmmm
gut bomb burrito
edit proposal
i think "what, no five-sev-five?"
haiku overkill
last night my girl says:
"you can't roll joints like basom,
i don't like your bowl"
A cheer for the YanksQuote:
Originally Posted by tuffy109
Is like cheering for Walmart
Generic and Staid
Utah Footballs rise
Is a story in itself
My hometown grid team
BCS beware
The Utes gatecrashing is on
A Utah man here
i can show you howQuote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
guy with no dexterity
patience is the key
big bob marley joints
cannon ball comin' at ya
kentucky bluegrass
no dexterity
no patience. stuff that shit in,
light it up, repeat
Rolling machines work.Quote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
Stuff the shit in and spin it
2 working thumbs RULE!
working thumbs, how nice
overshot double on bike
much PT, thumb fuct
please, machine for puss.
if you can't roll a tulip
you are missing out.
http://www.whspliff.net/images/Cafes/uktulippic.jpg
Basom: O'er the top!
Oragami and haiku
make a mellow night.
what the hell is that?
don't be a pussy, roll it!
cone theory the best
tulip is advanced
if you don't know don't hate
make many cones first