Whats a good opening line? I am putting in my 8 days notice in the next hour. What is a good line to break into resigning?
Byebye Lumberg!
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Whats a good opening line? I am putting in my 8 days notice in the next hour. What is a good line to break into resigning?
Byebye Lumberg!
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and we really need to to talk.
tell them you're starting a tour boat company on Lake Superior called "Captain Suggs' Wacky Boat Rides" and that you are willing to comp them a free lunch on off-season tours. It worked for me.
"I wouldn't say I've been missing work, Bob"
"You've got to get mad! You've got to say, "I'm a human being, goddamn it! My life has value!" I want you to go to the window, open it, stick your head out and yell: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get mad. I don't want you to protest, I don't want you to riot, I don't want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression, the inflation, the Russians, or the crime in the streets. All I know is that first...You've got to get mad!"Quote:
Originally Posted by FreakofSnow
air your grievances(sp?)...........
this will be a good opporotunity to get all that pent up corporate agression out
assuming you have pent up corporate agression
I have a 9-5 and I do............
am I the only one?
just tell them anout the giant angry whelk from shinjuku that has you terified of bukkake death from above, they will understand.
Um... Yeah... Look Bob... we need to talk... you see last night i had sex with your wife, and i feel like it would no longer be appropriate for me to work with you while i am having an affair with her. so im going to put in my 8 days and after this is all over I'll give you a call.
Ask for some ridiculous benefits, like 15 weeks paid vacation, or a company car & house allowance, or a really really big chair, or that job promotion you've always wanted, then give them an ultimatum. Who knows they might want just give it to you and then the job might be worth it.
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Originally Posted by 778skier
^ thats a damn good idea...
Per Mrs mrw, ass kiss your way out the door because you never know when you might need someone in your corner.
Bomb dropped.
Goodbye corporate cube
Hello dream job
you told them about the whelk, didn't you?
I've got to agree with the cracker here.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
Edit: Anxiously awaiting whelk response.
Would it be below the whelk to make an appearance in the max gosey identity crisis thread? I can't think of a more deserving cause for bukkake death from above.
It is not so much how you tell them as much as what you leave them with. Do not burn any bridges as you may need to use them again in the future. Only leave with them thinking positive thoughts of you not all of the bullshit they won't even care about after you have left.
Shit, I sound just like my parents...
I decided to adopt more of the Peter Gibbons style. He has become an idol of mine through my last 4 years in corporate life. So the conversation went something like this.........
FOS: I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Boss : You're just not gonna go?
FOS : Yeah.
Boss : Don't you think I will fire you?
FOS : I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Boss: So you're gonna quit?
FOS : Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Boss : When did you decide all that?
FOS : About an hour ago.
Boss : An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
FOS : I don't think I'd like another job.
Just kidding, it went really well. no bridges burnt, all is well. 10/22 is my last day here. Look out Missoula. I'm going to schralp the shit out of Snowbowl and Lost Trail
http://www.montanasnowbowl.com/
http://www.losttrail.com/
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Originally Posted by kchri
Way to be practical asshole, your on a war path to ruin everyone’s fun aren’t you... jerk.
Edit: big jerk!
well i'm pretty dissapointed in the lack of bukkake spewing Whelks in your resignation. such a let down.
jeeez, i just googled bukkake.....whoa, don't know if that is something I should be looking at work.
I just can't believe the thread got to this point without even a mention of an upper-decker.
Thread voted a 1 for lack of bukkake death.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
man yer leavin the brotherhood of ridge hippyness :rolleyes: - keep your wristband on and we'll letcha back in for the epic dumpdays... meanwhile we all gain a local connect in mizzoulski- you gotta be psyched for the paddlin too
Lolo Pass has awesome sled skiing. And it gets much more snow than Bridger and Snowbowl....maybe the same or more as Lost Trail, not sure.
Has anybody ever seen bukkake death from below? I think bukkake death from above is the only way it can happen, without a complicated pump system. So we really don't need to say death from above, just bukkake death. Thinking out loud here.
Well, I'm certainly no expert, but isn't it usually more from, like, the side? Unless the Bukakee is lynig down......er........
Can't believe two of you asshats voted this thread a 5. Boooo!
Pure spite.Quote:
Originally Posted by phUnk
I dunno...
In my limited understanding of Bukkake, it seems it can come from any side, above, or even below if the Bukkakeer(s) has good, uh, projection. It seems entirely possible to even come from all sides at once, much to the chagrin of the Bukkakee. So, "Buksake Death From Above" seems to be a reasonable, non-redundant statement that just gets specific on where said "Bukkake Death" will come from.
Hope that clears that up.
look, DOOM III just came out and i really need to commit this time.....
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Originally Posted by Shake Zula
Listen up milkshake. I am a Giant Angry Whelk! I have risen from the depths of the sea, contaminated with pollution and nuclear atoms of evil power! I go Bukkake on your stupid face for your lack of understanding! I fly, I secreate my warm bukkake death from above! You do not understand, so you must die!
Shinjuku, motherfucker!
Dude, that is one angry Whelk.
wtf? Why is there a tornado dumping spaghetti on my head?
i think its an angry whelk, and i believe that he is performing bukkake death from above.
try and keep up.
Seriously, man. Ya gotta do the reading if you want to come to class.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
A tornado? Come on.
Although, Base, I think the technical term is "spewing death from above", not "performing.
Sorry guys. I had to look up whelk.
This is what I found.
Any of various large, mostly edible marine snails of the family Buccinidae, having a pointed, spiral shell, especially Buccinum undatum, which is commonly eaten in Europe.
And this.
An inflamed swelling, such as a pimple or pustule.
I think the second definition is more accurate.
:eek:
Dude, you're only pissing him off more...........
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Originally Posted by iceman
you know, when you're right, you're right.
The look on the shake's face = priceless.
I may write in the Angry Whelk on Nov. 2nd.