YOU BORING FUCKS.
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YOU BORING FUCKS.
You first.
SOMETHING FUNNY YOU BORING FUCKS.
There. What do I win?
Jongslaughter <3's cock
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK
How was that?
^ not funny. You guys suck at this.
5 stars.
Would read again.
Blurred=Carlobee
Keystone is awesome!
FULL-BLOWN AIDS!!!
JONGS LAUGHTER!
So one day I'm driving down the road with Blurred and Jong Slaughter. Along the side of the road, I spot a goat with it's head stuck in the fence, so I pull over with intention of helping the lil guy get out of the fence.
next thing I know, Jong Slaughter starts fucking the piss out of the goat, yelling things like "you gittin raped" and "all caps you dirty goat whore".
He looks over at Blurred and I and asks "you guys want a turn"?
Blurred goes and sticks his head in the fence.
thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal, it's excellent
^ "all caps..." I lol'd.
if youre looking for a book and can't find it, it may be because you're at the
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1257522226
When I was 10 years old, my parents took us on vacation to a water park. I told my dad I had to go to the bathroom; he pointed to a building and let me go in by myself. When I got in, I noticed there were no urinals, and none of the stalls had toilets in them. Confused, I went into a stall anyway, pulled the curtain closed behind me, and did my business all over the floor. When I got out, we started walking away when another man with his son asked my dad if we knew of any bathrooms nearby. My dad pointed to the building that I had just exited. The man said, “No, that’s just a dressing room to change in and out of bathing suits.” My Dad said that was not true, as I had just used the bathroom in there. The other man insisted and my father started to get angry, “Are you calling my son a liar?” My Dad told the man we would all go in together to prove my innocence. Despite my objections, the four of us went in and when my Dad whipped open the curtain to the first stall…
^I'd say 10 years is pretty old to be that retarded.
One of my favorite seasonal jokes...
What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
Pump kin.
(no offense to WV mags intended)
i just asked splat if he had any 192's laying around, used of course.
A schizo goes to his first appointment with his new shrink wearing nothing but saran wrap from head to toe.
The shrink says; "Clearly, I can see your'e nuts."
I lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by dumpy
Jim J-did you dooky in there? :eek:
I said something funny, didn't you hear it?
It was a made up story from the internets. I wish I could claim it as my own.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blurred
CUNT FARTS!!
That made me chuckleQuote:
Originally Posted by HotCarl
Kinda reminds me of Cartman's Tourette's
hey
I fkn killed it in this thread
JJ's and Motherships new in plastic $600
Say something funny.
i'd write something funny, but JS might get offended and begin a stream of harsh ridicule because i didn't say it.
just sayin
There is a dude on TGR with the following in his signature "If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage".
It is true. I find that amusing.
Hi Maggots! This poster "JONG SLAUGHTER" is a classic example of what the lack of moderation brings to an on-line community. His childish, rude and low-class taunts and rants do nothing but drag your forum down. Don't go to his level. I invite you to sample what a quality ski forum experience is like at our forums. You will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR by churls like "JONG SLAUGHTER", all I can say is: "Come join the fun"! :smile: (Except you, JONG SLAUGHTER - please spare me the bother of banning you)
$100 says AZ is just an alias of Splat's. The similarities are just too striking to be a coke-induced paranoid delusion. This time it's just gotta be for real!Quote:
Originally Posted by AlpineZone