stupid fucking malboro douchedogs
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Originally posted by trainnvain
Sorry Grant, I just stole yer account. I just sold them this image and they've signed him on as a spokesman. They said the check's on the way........
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http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic23280.jpg
you sold them an image i made!!!!! assface, give me my money.
i don't really think you should sweat this grant. you need money, they want to give it to you.
i do, however, have a serious problem with how marlboro gets people this mag in the first place (seeing as its been comming to my house for over a year and i cant get off the fucking list). there i am, at the bar per usual, and there are two super hot ladies walking around a flirting with dudes and giving out butts. my friend is a serious butt choker, and wants all the free cancer sticks he can get his hands on. he convinces me to get him some free butts (they were giving out 2 packs per person). so we flirt with the marlboro chicas, and fill out our names. i put my name down as Lung F. Cancer.
this didn't sit well with the lady, and she said that couldn't be my name. i said it was, it's asian i say. she says i don't look asian, and she needs to have whats on my drivers license. she says she also has to verify my age. i mention that we are in a bar, and i have a pimms and ginger in my hand, so i'm obviouosly of age. I'm drunk, and shes hot, and she finally got me to show her my licence. when i pull it out she, like a cat, grabs it away from me and swipes it on a mini portable magnetic card reader. i got pissed. what the fuck, you never said you were putting me in any database, i yelled at her, nearly spilling pimms all over her giant silicone chest. she said it was nothing, just verifying that the license was legit. well, the fucking bitch lied. i now get every damn marloboro adventure team catalouge and their stupid outdoor adventure mag. stupid fucking marlboro. i should have dumped an entire bottle of pimms into that lady's ass.
Re: stupid fucking malboro douchedogs
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Originally posted by basom
we are in a bar...i yelled at her
wait, YOU got belligerent at a bar? that story can't be true!
edit: oh yeah, sell dem fuckin pics!!!
Re: Re: stupid fucking malboro douchedogs
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Originally posted by mildbill.
wait, YOU got belligerent at a bar? that story can't be true!
i know that part is hard to Believe. i can usually hold my pimms and my tounge.
on top of that i'm asian, its not in my nature to loose my cool and flip my lid.
Re: Re: Re: stupid fucking malboro douchedogs
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Originally posted by basom
on top of that i'm asian, its not in my nature to loose my cool and flip my lid.
Zen master buddah basom has reached inner peace and enlightenment and is one with himself.