As I get older, I find that I pee in more sinks.
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As I get older, I find that I pee in more sinks.
Well, there really isn't any way you could have pissed in fewer sinks as time passes, at least on a cumulative basis.
Just your sinks or other people sinks ?Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Who would piss in their own sink? That's disgusting.
I pissed into my drop sink in the basement a ton when our toilet down there was out of comission for a couple weeks. Why climb 2 flights of stairs when you can let flow into a funny shaped pissoir right there? Just run the water and ... wallah.
Some of you nancies sound like you get out of the shower to take a leak, too.
The bathroom is usually located at the back of Home Depot, just keep walking past the plumbing section next time.
Yeah, and get out of the tub when you're taking a bath and gotta go. Pussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
looks like a fun party!
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Originally Posted by Hutch
I don't usually pee in other people's sinks, but if the mood strikes, I can't say that I wouldn't.
Having your jazz closer to the actual recepticle is nice. Plus, if you are lucky, the sink will be the perfect height to lay the beanpurse on the basin for comfort and accuracy.
Urine is pretty sterile. I was just having this conversation at work the other day and people thought I was gross because I said I pretty much always piss in the shower. If you can drink your own piss in a bind then how bad can it be ??
It sure beats pissdancing and trying to knot your dick when the options are taken from you.
an added bonus if the sink basin is nice and cool on a hot summer day too...Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
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Originally Posted by oftpiste
Ya know, that's commonlaw, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hutch
Hisser panties are hiding hisser beanpurse.
Whenever I am unfortunate enough to find myself at a Walmart I end up pissing in their sinks. Probably about 4 stores have been lucky enough to get this treatment so far. I also enjoy pissing in the sinks at whereever I am working, its exciting. No clue how I would react if I got caught. My friend almost got walked in on pissing in the sink at the fancy restaurant we went to for prom in High School, that was pretty classy.
what a bunch of classy broads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hutch
double bag it and I'm ready for a party!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hutch
Is that birth control on the blue shirts wrist?
Hey, if it has a drain...
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Originally Posted by Hutch
Classy....
This summer's [ame="http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2424255&postcount=37"]Icelantic Skis intern[/ame]?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hutch
She's got the eye makeup.
I like the cut of this gal's jib:
http://www.campusbooty.info/img/big/1225407765.jpg
Or this one:
http://image18.webshots.com/18/3/71/...9nwbnpr_ph.jpg
sink pissing is good times.
however, I once saw a guy get KTFO at a concert for pissing in a sink.
HA!Quote:
Originally Posted by knumbskull
Easy access, like having a Pez dispenser full of them or a candy bowl full of Plan B pills next to the door for the broads walk of shame.
Just about pissed myself!!!:yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
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Originally Posted by Hutch
Agreed. I think her pissing in the sink adds style points.
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Originally Posted by VTsession
You guys wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a piss on your head, nevermind your sink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
No, I've met him and he ain't nearly that good lookin'. He did tell me something about a fiance though....Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Nice thread ya got going here, Mark!
now we know where the 2nd girl pisses when they go to the bathroom together. one of lifes great mysteries.Quote:
Originally Posted by bmg97
You should try beating it at work.Quote:
Originally Posted by belgian
I went to a Bills game once, and the washrooms were jam-packed so I took a piss in the sink (with about 20 other dudes doing the same thing), and turned around to see this guy standing with his dick out pissing right on the floor, spinning in a circle.
You wanna be hardcore, you just piss on the floor.
When I was in the dorms, there was this guy that pissed on the floor all the time when he got drunk. He pissed on his own door once, and one time he whipped it out in his own room but his roommate threw him out before he could get started. Another time I came out of my room to get water and saw him pissing on the wall about 2 inches from an electrical outlet.Quote:
Originally Posted by paulster2626
This is an essential skill in a one bath condo.
Anyone here ever been to a Nascar race????
When I was in the dorms, me and my roommate got in a feud with several other people, including two Jesus freak RA's that would fabricate things to get people in trouble for just because they could. I didn't believe the stories until it happened to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Powow
Everyone hated these RA's, even other RA's started fucking with them. One of my buddies would drop a duece at 3am in front of his RA's door on a weekly basis.
The dorm rooms were all linoleum floors, and there was a about an inch gap between the door and the floor. If you aimed your piss just right, you could piss all over someone's room without ever even opening the door.
We won that feud.
This thread is awesome!!!!!!
Things that seem like a good idea when your drunk?
Way up the list would be pissing in the sink. Its nasty. Not the piss that goes down the drain. but what about all the tiny little bits of splater that get on everything around the sink to ferment and get nasy.
Pissing while taking a shower? Perfectly acceptable and also ECO Freindly.
As I get older I prefer to Piss OUT SIDE at every available opportunity.
Why?
SAVES WATER, eaiser on Sewer systems
BECAUSE I CAN
whoa dood. Was that here?Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
We just used to pour bongwater under our dick RA's door. Seemed appropriate since ganj was the main reason he hassled us.
Oh and if you get a stong 9x12 envelope and fill it with anything (shaving cream, whatever), and put the open end under the door and stomp on it hard, it makes a hell of a mess in the room.