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Is this true - why should I vote for him?
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"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
I, like many OB-GYNs, am unable to practice my love with the women. I will stay in business however.
Because you believe.
And that's enough for a frighteningly large number of people.
vote for him so he can have more life changing experiences as our govern, er presi, eer mexi... well you know what i mean.Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
- why should I vote for him?
"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor — the president — governor — president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him—get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq — and at that same — right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States — a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
HEY TOM!
Hi!
"We stand for things." —George W. Bush, Davenport, Iowa, Aug. 5, 2004
Yes, but does he salute when the things march by?Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
"We stand for things." —George W. Bush, Davenport, Iowa, Aug. 5, 2004
Hey HyRupz,
Good to see you fri/sat. How do your legs fel after your first-ever spin?
So, after hearing your wife declare her enduring support and admiration for "W", I guess you don't discuss your political views at home?! :p
Well, I can't discuss mine anywhere except for home and here, which is maybe even worse.
Funny shit on that site, mang.
Thanks Stall-inator for letting us hang in StLou. Much appreciated.
Happy belated BDAY bud!
We're a Republican household (compassionate conservatives) but man, the Bush camp needs to take some grammar and management courses I think . . .
I'd rather have a balsy, decisive leader that can't talk than botoxed, indecisive flip-flopper pansy in the house we call White.
They all talk outta both sides of their mouths though, huh . . .
;)Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
...but man, the Bush camp needs to take some grammar and management courses I think . . . oh, and spelling.
"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." —George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
Think you're safer with Bush? Remember Kerry voted for 14 out of 18 defense bills.
And you're right, Kerry isn't the only one who changes his mind:
http://tinyurl.com/66ypu
http://tinyurl.com/3p54v
http://tinyurl.com/6s97z
Fixed the spellin' (taking calls while I do this...)
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier — so long as I'm the dictator." —George W. Bush, Dec. 19, 2000
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well, shit happens!
you guys are all starting to sound like brainwashed robots. i mean, like it's a bad thing.Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
than botoxed, indecisive flip-flopper pansy in the house we call White.
Hey Fab,
Did you come up with that shit? If so, then you're finally finding your voice on the board - that's funny as shit!
Too bad it languishes in the obscurity of another political post that few people bother to read :(
Late.
"Meaningful" Polls:
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The New York Times
September 7, 2004
OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR
The Latest Poll
By LEE KALCHEIM
40 percent of parents who dislike 30 percent of their children prefer George W. Bush.
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60 percent of households that fly flags think America can do no wrong 26 percent of the time.
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70 percent of women who think Mr. Bush is more likeable than their husbands prefer John Kerry.
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52 percent of people with wall-to-wall carpeting dislike Mr. Bush's plan for redecorating Iraq.
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98 percent of people who are hearing-impaired like 50 percent of what they hear from Mr. Bush.
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100 percent of Spanish-American War veterans are dead.
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98 percent of World War I veterans can't remember the name of either candidate. Both prefer Coolidge.
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43 percent of women think Mr. Bush has more presidential hair. 26 percent think John Edwards has more vice presidential hair. 47 percent think Mr. Edwards has more presidential hair and 26 percent think Mr. Kerry has more vice presidential hair. 92 percent think Dick Cheney has no hair. 73 percent think Mr. Bush's hair is irrelevant. 54 percent think Mr. Bush is irrelevant.
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76 percent of women think Teresa Heinz Kerry colors her hair. 53 percent of those women would prefer a different color. 42 percent would prefer a different first lady.
One-half of all Jewish mothers like one-half of Mr. Kerry.
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63 percent of single women over 50 think John Kerry is too tall for his own good. 71 percent of divorced women say George Bush would be an ideal ex-husband.
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Before the Republican convention, 86 percent of the population thought Zell Miller was a professional golfer. After the convention, 92 percent of the population would not like to be in his foursome.
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50 percent of the electorate think that polls are misleading, inaccurate and inconclusive. The other 50 percent agree 30 percent of the time with 40 percent of the results.
Lee Kalcheim is a writer for television and theater whose most recent play is "Defiled."
A foursome with Zell Miller?! That's f'ing gross.Quote:
Originally posted by Tippster
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Before the Republican convention, 86 percent of the population thought Zell Miller was a professional golfer. After the convention, 92 percent of the population would not like to be in his foursome.[/i]
KS, no I didn't come up with the "shit" poem, not that smart. Good one huh . . .
Tuffy, not brainwashed, just wondering who is actually telling the truth, who has bigger BALLz to protect our interests, and who is the most qualified for the job to GROW the economy. I'm for a socially balanced capitalistic society - you?
Experience counts, the Bush camp knows it needs to adapt, quit its elitest ways and modernize. We'll see during the debates who is Kennedy-tan and who is Nixon-sweaty upper lip . . . They BOTH better quit their mudslinging and put a real agenda for us to consider.
100% of people on this board love to ski ! ! !
Thank you - I just found a desperately needed new signature :).
That's true. This is one of the few political threads I have read and I'm glad that this one didn't get dirty.;)Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
100% of people on this board love to ski ! ! !
September 8, 2004
The Top 5 Famous Movie Quotes as Spoken by President Bush
5> "I'm as mad as Zell, and I'm not going to take shit anymore!"
4> "We're gonna need a bigger vote."
3> "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in the National Guard
anymore."
2> "My name is George Bush and you tried to kill my father.
Prepare to die!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Famous
Movie Quote as Spoken by President Bush...
1> "Vermouth? I can't handle Vermouth!"
Not so sure. Lots of talk about what they're going to do in the next four years at the convention, so why didn't they do this shit in the first four?Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
Experience counts, the Bush camp knows it needs to adapt, quit its elitest ways and modernize.
I think what Bush has over Kerry is at least he's a known quantity now. I think there are plenty of people out there saying "well, I guess I'm still alive, that's something. I guess I'll vote for Bush again." Maybe that's a valid point-of-view, but not good enough for me.
But I do like to ski more than talk about politics :)
Howdy oh yellow headed one. Still driving that monster truck I see. I still get a little out of breath just thinking about trying to keep up with you. May just be able to wrangle a denver trip this winter, but more likely it'll be Salt Lake.Quote:
Originally posted by lemon boy
HEY TOM!
Hi!
True, true AD . . .
Political doublespeak, American issue for both the Dems and GOPz - I wish the private sector braintrust would help, but who wants a public life where the media shits on you, all the time?
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I'd rather be skiing . . .
i'm just scared that if bush doesn't win, cheney will unleash the wrath of haliburton on the US.Quote:
Originally posted by HyRUPz
Tuffy, not brainwashed, just wondering who is actually telling the truth, who has bigger BALLz to protect our interests, and who is the most qualified for the job to GROW the economy. I'm for a socially balanced capitalistic society - you?
Funny how Haliburton got waxed on the IRAQ rebuild, now their asking for bids - I love reactive govt vs proactive!
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See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
actually, halliburton got the contracts without bidding. and they are now removing their bids for future contracts (if Yahoo isn't lying to me).
You should vote for Bush because there are lots of poor people in India. If Bush gets re-elected, he will create many jobs in India, and there will be fewer poor people.*
*Those jobs created in India will be the result of American jobs being outsourced to the subcontinent, so while there will be fewer poor people in India, there will be more poor people in America.
Plakes,Quote:
Originally posted by Plakespear
You should vote for Bush because there are lots of poor people in India. If Bush gets re-elected, he will create many jobs in India, and there will be fewer poor people.*
*Those jobs created in India will be the result of American jobs being outsourced to the subcontinent, so while there will be fewer poor people in India, there will be more poor people in America.
While I want da Shrub out as much as the next guy, the outsourcing trend is something that el Presidente has little or no control over.
Outsourcing is here to stay and Kerry can promise to mitigate the loss of jobs, but it is a sad fact India is now the IT LCP(until they become too expensive).