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You know what pisses me off?
When I want to watch a movie, more specifically ski porn; and I don't have the movie in questions because someone borrowed it months ago and hasn't had the common decency to return it. It's one thing to borrow something for a couple of weeks. But we're talking months now.
So right now I want to watch Ah-mig-da-la and I can't. The same thing happened two nights ago with Rushmore.
Return my shit!!!!
so, uhhh, what's left in the loaner collection, Arty???
Me, last evening, Nirvana- Bleach.
I look everywhere upstairs down stairs, both cars, my discman...well someone "borrowed it".
I know what your saying.
"Where to ski and snowboard worldwide" by Reuters.
Gone, I need it back.
Before now, lots of shit. From here on out, nothing. Seriously, why should I have to keep track of who I lent stuff too? I love helping people out, but when I get taken advantage of it really pisses me off. And if it comes back scratched (pet peeve) I'm gonna be really pissed.Quote:
Originally posted by splat
so, uhhh, what's left in the loaner collection, Arty???
dude, I totally relate. Lost 20 ski flix in one fell swoop a few years ago.
And a stellar collection of blues albums once that really burned me for a long time.
don't loan out Rushmore. That is all.
Countless pairs of "Max I need to ski today but don't have a swimsuit" boardshorts. And we're talking entire seasons here.
I empathize, man. I empathize.
P.S. Rushmore was good.
I have a pretty good system going with my mates.
We all lend each other PS2 games, DVD's, videos, mags etc
Every once in a while these things take a little bit longer to return but they are like boomerangs and do eventually come back.
BTW, who has my book.
I do ...............................see?
It's the Criterion version no less. Anger...rising...Quote:
Originally posted by trainnvain
don't loan out Rushmore. That is all.
Here you go:
http://izz.dioxide.net/pix/gunn/ed-poo-2002.jpg
Hmmmm...that looks familiar. Thanks, MD9!!!!
ewwwwwww!!!!!!! aw......Jared, nassty!!!!
Grosssmutherfuckinshityayeh!!!! Poopy!!
Actually, it's kinda funny.
It might be here :eek:
Well, when I borrowed some of your DVDs they were returned the next week. That is all.
Yeah, don't loan out Rushmore, is nothing sacred?
Dirty Debutants #47 coming at you priority overnight.
why the fuck do you need boardshorts to ski???Quote:
Originally posted by Max Gosey
Countless pairs of "Max I need to ski today but don't have a swimsuit" boardshorts. And we're talking entire seasons here.
I empathize, man. I empathize.
P.S. Rushmore was good.
Yup, i know the feeling and it isn't a good one.
Glad i got those rap cd's back to you so quickly. :)
I also agree, Rushmore should NOT be lent out lightly. BTW, what is the criterion version and can i borrow it when you do get it back? ;)
Sweeet!!! I feel better already. :DQuote:
Originally posted by monster dump.
Dirty Debutants #47 coming at you priority overnight.
Yes, Greydon and lph, you're lucky you're alive. ;)
Seriously, those that know me know I'm fairly laid back (aka. lazy). But this is kinda lame.
For the uninitiated, Criterion DVDs are the shiz. Normally, I'm not into getting the super duper ultra special version. But if there's a Criterion version, it's never a question anymore. What they're really known for is taking older movies and "remastering" the picture and sound. If you play a Criterion DVD side by side with a the normal version, it's very noticable how much better the Criterion version is. Yes, they're a lot more money. But once you've seen the difference, I guarantee you'll be sold.
In the case of Rushmore, they added a bunch of extras the normal version doesn't have. As for the picture and sound, I'd say the difference probably isn't huge like with an older movie. I'm sure it's better though. Not to many movies are shot in digital yet. So the analog/film to digital conversion still gets botched. Criterion will clean this up. They only release a few movies a year since they spend so much time on each one.
I didn't know your little ass could drop such a hefty sausage...:DQuote:
I'll take your draught excluder and raise you the salmonella-induced aftermath of a HungryMan lasagna that had me driving home through the streets of South London like Colin McRae on Sunday night...Quote:
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall..._explosion.jpg
^Schtupping^ the shittiest topic this board has ever seen...
...and Roo, that's just so wrong on so many levels...
It's not the pictures of the shit that bothers me so much, it's the thought that somebody dropped a Taco Bell tainted turd and is so pleased with thier own feces that they abstain from flushing in order to leave the john, grab the camera and take a picture of their rectal release. Plus, I don't see a shred of toliet paper in those crappers. Indicating that the photographer decided that wiping his ass is less important than taking a picture of he poo. Madness.
^^no (pun not intended) shit!^^
That's some greasy sheit !!!!!
I didn't know that I could laugh and almost puke at the same time ... as I'm eating Mc D's right now.
I don't believe that I ever had any of your shit, but if you believe I did, drop me a line.
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Originally posted by steepconcrete
^^no (pun not intended) shit!^^
how about "holy shit"
BOOOOOOO!
WOW! i was gonna put down something in regards to how i had rehabits 'prophecy' for something like 6 months, but all this shit is too much to handle.
Any one want to trade Steezin for No Reason (snowboard movie) for a ski movie? Really!
Arty...if you are short on ski porn because of those rude ass bastards and want to borrow a copy of maggotwood, i'll overnight it to you no problem
Hey, waitaminute...
[Arty runs downstairs]
...Maggotwood's missing too!!!!
:D :D :D :D
(Have you ever been so pissed that you started laughing?)
Thanks for the offer rightcoast, but it's not necessary. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch...
Boy, that should be hard to replace, huh? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Arty50
Hey, waitaminute...
[Arty runs downstairs]
...Maggotwood's missing too!!!!
:D :D :D :D
(Have you ever been so pissed that you started laughing?)
Arty... If you're thinking about the copy of Maggotwood that was hanging around all winter.... That was my copy. I took it to NM with me for evening sanity breaks.Quote:
Originally posted by Arty50
Hey, waitaminute...
[Arty runs downstairs]
...Maggotwood's missing too!!!!
:D :D :D :D
(Have you ever been so pissed that you started laughing?)
Thanks for the offer rightcoast, but it's not necessary. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch...
Sorry. I'm losing my mind. I've now watched Junk Show Diaries, High Life, and High Society. Plus this time next week I'm gonna be on a plane to South America. So don't cry for me Argentina.
But at this rate I'm gonna run out of ski porn.
I can’t get no satisfaction,
I can’t get no satisfaction.
’cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can’t get no, I can’t get no.
When I’m waitin' for a storm
And Cohee comes on the phone
And he’s tellin’ me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination.
I can’t get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.
I can’t get no satisfaction,
I can’t get no satisfaction.
’cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can’t get no, I can’t get no.
When I’m watchin’ ski porn
And that man comes on to tell me
How white the pow can be.
Well he can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t ski
The same sticks as me.
I can’t get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.
I can’t get no satisfaction,
I can’t get no skiing action.
’cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can’t get no, I can’t get no.
When I’m ridin’ round the world
And I’m doin’ this and I’m signing that
And I’m tryin’ to make some turns
When the troller tells me baby better come back later next week
’cause you see I’m on losing streak.
I can’t get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.
I can’t get no, I can’t get no,
I can’t get no satisfaction,
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
Ahhh...good ol' summertime!