Yes, this is an alias.
FedEx, UPS, USPS? Not major quantities, just need to send some to myself so I don't have to travel with it.
And it is very stinky.:yourock:
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Yes, this is an alias.
FedEx, UPS, USPS? Not major quantities, just need to send some to myself so I don't have to travel with it.
And it is very stinky.:yourock:
For the last time quit using my name as an alias.
Everyone knows you use FedEx. :fmicon:
Last year I sent an 8th and a pipe from New York to Seattle via UPS. I wrapped everything up in a sleeping bag, then stuffed that into another bag, then just in a box. It got there fine... I think the key is send ground, NO AIR!
Do you know how to make candles?
Greyhound..
Although. TSA is not checking for weed. Best place is in checked airline bags.
fedex ups works great- dude is right about ground- but i have a better idea- wear no metallic shit and have it your pocket it is easy
Yeah, I know many people who have traveled with an eighth in their pocket.
I'm not flying, I'm driving. But I'm transporting a bunch of my firearms and just don't want to take the chance of losing them and never getting them back. It's only a 10-hour drive, but I'm not going to risk it.Quote:
Originally Posted by digitaldeath
And I'm only sending 1 oz and some cubes of hash.
i think i read somewhere recently that some frat in california got busted recently using text messaging? talk about inviting the cops over using a wireless connection. ouch.
sen. craig, do you have any e or 'shrooms that you'd like to mail using advice from internet strangers? some of rush limbaugh's cough medicine? got any poppers? :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Larry Craig
i know a guy who needs some. post your address and he'll stop by.
worried about the stink? dry ice
Oh, and try not to stop at every truck stop on the way for a quick blow and go.
contact paper...triple bag then seal the deal
its a felony to send drugs through the mail i believe, so i wouldnt advise it. A buddy of mine got popped years ago when i was in highschool. he sent quite a bit though 1/4 pound i believe. with that said, seal it up and put in peanut butter jar with the peanut butter. No idea what method he used to send it that he got busted. Probably us mail. I heard the peanut butter trick from a different buddy who use to get it overseas when he was in military.
If they are reading text messages they are probably reading this.
NARC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just say no.
I also heard about the peanut butter trick from a "reliable" source - never tried it though. I'd ship it ground with a false but "real" return address (neighbors down the street works well) and pay cash for the shipping.
People I know that worked at FedEx Memphis say that the DEA has an office in central shipping. They sweep with drug dogs once a day. Sending drugs through the mail is a federal crime.
Only a short 10 hour drive? Shit, quadruple wrap that shit. From inside to out: herbs>plastic>peanut butter>plastic>peanut butter>plastic and then zip-tie it to your frame. Wear your seatbelt and drive the speed-limit.
Done and done.
On a similar and stupider side note, some stupid kid here in boulder mailed some vials and paid for them with his CREDIT CARD.
Stupid little hippy got busted.
I don't imagine any amount of bagging or masking would hide it from a drug dog, would it? I'd say success has more to do with luck than preparation.
Phish has it right. Stuff it into your load bars or tape it behind a body panel or something.
Get a friend to drive 2 miles ahead of you and speed. He will flush out any cops. :cool: Pay his speeding tickets.
hahaha thats the most expensive and inefficient way yetQuote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
It's also the easiest and most reliable. How do you think all that coca gets to the Northeast from FLA?
Guys driving 200 MPH late at night in Lamborghinis with the lights off wearing night goggles. Duh!Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
I know people who have been busted FedEx and USPS.
Don't do it man.
Maybe a local courier service. Probably a little more or....
I pretty much decided not to drive with it. I'm traveling with a lot of guns because I'm moving. Although none are illegal, they would certainly raise a red flag to a cop who doesn't know anything -- a handful of of those evil black ARs, a couple AKs, pistol grip shotties, plus around 20 handguns and several ammo cans topped off with just about every caliber made.Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
I drive the speed limit, I don't have the road rage, and my registration/insurance is all in compliance. Just don't want to take the risk of losing my precious arsenal. I mean, zombies are a real threat, aren't they?
Coffee Grounds.
Or another idea - smoking binge before you leave, then acquire more when you get to your destination?
Dude, Carrier pigeon.
http://www.wild-visions.co.uk/images/gen2/pigeon.gif
Just make sure you smoke the thing up first.
You're prolly right and maybe I worry too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
But if it does get busted in the mail, I can deny I know anything about it. And they can't come and take my guns because they don't know about them... NEVER REGISTER YOUR FIREARMS!
I knew a guy who lost his grandad's .45-70 because he had weed in his truck when he went hunting. Got stopped at a DUI checkpoint and while he was sober, he was stupid and had an old roach in the ashtray. Bye bye rifle.
Wow, about as stupid as some of the advice given here. Hate to burst your bubble, but if you open the package it is a felony period. You can not use the I did not know anything about it defense. If you receive a package from a unknown source, you are not suppose to open it, if you do and it has weed in it, your guilty. Ignorance is not an adequate defense in this case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Larry Craig
X2......Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
Come on! :eek: :rolleyes2 :nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Larry Craig
:confused: Admit it! It 's a funny old world innit?!
Where you can truck around a bunch of stuff just made for killing folks, and being unreasonable, and robbing, and such.
But are afraid you might face legal repercussions for having some dried plant parts...!
I remember being in Amsterdam, and watching the traffic cops give tickets for illegal parking, outside a shop with Child Porn in the window.
It's a funny old world, innit?!
It is a funny world. My guns - which must be defective if they're just made for killing folks, cuz they've only killed a lot of bowling pins and most game animals in N. America - are totally legal. But my weed, which should be protected in the Constitution cuz it's my other pursuit of happiness, is illegal.
Funny world indeed.
ups ground. vacuum seal that ish. do the pb or the coffee. they don't give a fuck about the ground shipping. just make sure you vacuum seal it.
Drive out of your county to a different FedEx location. Give a return address to a department store. Pay cash. Pack with vacuum sealed bags, coffee grounds, and peanut butter.
Either it'll make it or it won't.
I saw Beverly Hills Cop also!Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
i knew somebody who had a mailing operation going on for a few months:
-USPS overnight: no real problems(knock on wood)
-Reynolds oven bags, sz large layered with dryer sheets. about 2-3 layers. just seal the bags and ship in a USPS bag/envelope that fits the herbage.
-sometimes he also used ziplock plastic containers surrounded by the oven bags and dryer sheet combo, then the post office shipping bag.
-most he ever sent was 1/2 lbs
only problem he had was the mail guy said once, "tell your boy to wrap that shit up better next time." but that was before we started using the oven bags and dryer sheets.
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Originally Posted by Larry Craig
hmmmmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Larry Craig
YOU
PEOPLE
ARE
ALL
FUCKING
CRAZY
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As to some of the other stupid comments about moving weed around in general. DO NOT put weed in checked luggage, they search your luggage, and sometimes use dogs. Not a good idea, and the way most people get busted at airports carrying contraband. Do NOT mail it, as it is a felony, as opposed to a misdemeanor in most places. Felony = No more Canada ski trips, or anywhere outside the US for that matter. DO NOT drive with it if at all possible, as your car can be searched for just about anything, and they sometimes use dogs. Do Not drive with weed in Idaho, the cops are very bored and often have drug dogs.
Do, vacuums seal, or buy smell proof bags from you local head shop (make sure it is La Pew and not some other brands that use a aluminum foil liner that will set off a detector at an airport, Ive seen it happen first hand) Do, wear some bike shorts and tuck the contraband up under you nut sack as strip searches at airports are rare and even more rare on the side of the road.
Lastly Do Not bring a used pipe anywhere but from the couch to the lazy boy; use papers, cause if you can't roll a joint...you shouldn't be smoking in the first place.
Seriously, though Larry, you don't want a felony, they most definitely will want your guns then. Just seal it really good and grow some fucking balls and drive with it. You think that it is safer mailing it, but your just being a pussy. It most definitely is NOT safer. Your a good driver, just don't fuck up, otherwise I would take a vallum before I open the package, because that is where all your risk is. Man up or quite smoking.