I'm thinking bull-riding...or maybe Australian rules football.
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I'm thinking bull-riding...or maybe Australian rules football.
Chasing chicas!
Deep dicken.
Threesome with two cougars from Aspen.
^ posting pics of said cougars when deep dicken while you're in the top ten hits on google for cougars and aspen
Killing people with your bare hands.
singing lumberjacks.
I'll up this and say fending a bear off with your bare hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
It's junior year in college and the first day of my advanced physiology class. The professor appropriately strolls in about 10 minutes late. He takes his seat and doesn't mutter a sound for an additional five minutes. His first statement of the new semester:
"How many of you have fought a bear with your bear hands?"
(class turns stunned and remains silent while looking at each other like we all had 3 ears, 4 eyeballs, and 29 heads sticking out the side of our necks)
Professor follows with, "Hmm. Well ... you haven't lived until you've had."
You better be kidding. That game is called "Nancy Ball" by Australians outside of Victoria for a reason. The sport you're thinking of is rugby league.Quote:
Originally Posted by str8line
But. The most manly pursuit is, without a doubt, hunting grizzly bears naked, while armed with only a plastic spatula.
True on the Australian rules. Rugby also loses out because I played it once upon a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by DerJaeger
What about noodling?
Telling my wife tonight that I am going to Peru this spring, wheher she likes it or not, when I just quit my pathetic McJob two days ago...
Manly, maybe.
But I am fucked....
A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander
all this time and no one has mentioned hookers and blow? i'm ashamed.
oh and rideit... you need couchspace? i think we can get a setup for you.
You'd have to be slathered up head to toe with bacon grease, honey and blueberries for good measure.Quote:
Originally Posted by DerJaeger
Fricking classic. New signature for sure. I do have to agree with the others - I lived in NZ for 11 years, and Aussie rules is probably one of the hated sports over there.Quote:
But. The most manly pursuit is, without a doubt, hunting grizzly bears naked, while armed with only a plastic spatula.
I have a friend who is a professional bull rider and a really good skier. He broke his pelvis riding a bull. Was back on the next season.Quote:
Originally Posted by str8line
I'm going to have to roll with a blind second on this one. Solely based on the fact that I have personally witnessed the 'Highmen himself successfully rockin' something resembling an ushanka in the Silverton lot a year ago. That said, "deep chicken" must be, without a doubt, the most many pursuit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
pimp daddy
bull fighting, auto racing, mountain climbing, pimpin ho's
Olympic Figure Skating.
fighting chuck norris.
starting threads on TGR
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Originally Posted by Jim S
While wearing your wifes thong.
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Originally Posted by str8line
tmi gordy, way tmi.
procreating with fierce abandon.
Now, THOSE were the days, schoolboys.Quote:
Originally Posted by PTracy P1
Yeah, nothing more manly than a bunch of half naked sweaty dudes wrestling and patting each other on the arse all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by str8line
My vote is for the guys who work on the off shore tuna farms in South Australia. These guys acctually wrestle sharks out of the cages when they chew through to get the tuna.
in which case you definitely want "hands in front"Quote:
Originally Posted by str8line
Ditch the thong. How about being naked and fighting off bad guys while you slither around cold bathroom tiles in your own blood which emerges from the stab wounds you've just taken?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i2...n-Fight-03.jpg
EASTERN PROMISES
shark rodeo
I can't see bull-riding as anything but animal abuse.
Those three idiots who taunted the tiger that eventually attacked them probably thought it was manly, too.
Try a wing-suit - that's manly.
Nope, 'cause chicks can do it with a strap-on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
The correct response would be "While wearing your mistress's thong while doing your wife."Quote:
Originally Posted by str8line